Hey ho. Pasonia told me to write random little tidbits picking on you guys, and my creative writing teacher will look at these for homework, so here you go. Short and sweet.
"Everyone hates me," Derekku grumbled self-pityingly to himself, sinking lower in the hot tub. "It's not fair. Isn't Wojjan the more suspicious? Aren't I more handsome and smarter than him?"
He caught sight of Wojjan chatting with a few other townies, nonchalant compared to Derekku's tension. "Bullshit," Derekku muttered into the bubbling water.
"Derekku...." A hauntingly familiar voice said in his ear, seemingly out of nowhere. Derekku whirled around, splashing water on the tile, but saw no one. "W-who--"
"Derekku...." Derekku backed up against the wall of the hot tub, fearing a naked demise. Pasonia hadn't said anything abo--
"GET OUT OF MY TUB DEREKKU OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS."
With an unearthly shriek Derekku launched himself out of the tub, water flying everywhere, and sprinted down the street stark naked and screaming his head off.
"MY EYES!" SFG screamed, falling to the ground and clutching her head. "Now I remember why I'm a lesbian!"
"BLEACH!" Larto stumbled about, groping for something, anything that could wipe that horrible vision from his head. "I NEED BLEACH!"
A lone piece of paper fluttered into the middle of the now-deserted street, as everyone had run off panicking like headless chickens at the thought of a vengeful ghost and the sight of a naked Derekku. Oblivious to all that happened, as he had been watching Crocodile Dundee in his room, adam strolled outside and quickly noticed the paper. "Hmm?" He picked it up and read it.
"1 vote against Wojjan (Derekku Chan)
3 votes against Derekku Chan (0_o, YellowYoshi1, SFG)
neo@lex retracted his vote from 0_o; he has not voted again.
Keep out of the hot tub assholes."