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Apex_old
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Apex_old
Non ! Rien de rien...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait
Ni le mal, tout ?a m'est bien Úgal !
Non ! Rien de rien...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien
J'ai payÚ, balayÚ, oubliÚ
Je me fous du passÚ !

Avec mes souvenirs
J'ai allumÚ le feu
Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs
Je n'ai plus besoin d'eux !
BalayÚs mes amours
Et tous leurs trÚmolos
BalayÚs pour toujours
Je repars Ó zÚro...

Non ! Rien de rien...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait
Ni le mal, tout ?a m'est bien Úgal !
Non ! Rien de rien...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien...
Car ma vie, car mes joies
Aujourd'hui, ?a commence avec toi !
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Jinxy
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Jinxy
We actually mean you posting stupid shit, which has been proven further with those posts.

But yeah I personally don't mind using those photos as examples of stupid too

EDIT: Never mind, now back to umbrella. From this thread, I have understood that umbrella is good friend and must be treated like one, only then can it protect you further.
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-Athena-
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-Athena-
Successful block with umbrella the picture
Another use for umbrella
Wojjan
806 posts
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Wojjan
seagull and umbrella, thanks friend
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
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Ephemeral
IT IS MY PLEASURE, LADY WOJJAN
-Athena-
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-Athena-
Umbrella is friend, seagull is master
Kanye West
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Kanye West
seagull is umbrella master
Cyclohexane
osu! Alumni
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Cyclohexane
Learn how to accents before trying to write in French, Christ...
Shiirn
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Shiirn
i want to delete apex's post because of that annoying huge ass red exclamation point next to it (BAT thing)
314159265358979
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314159265358979
Umbrella uses shield, its super effective!
Wojjan
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Wojjan

with help of friendly co-explanator Shiirn, i can demonstrate how double umbrella protect against norway
shiirn, please administer umbrella force in lower direction.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
shit post is now isolated and umbrellas, on both end, prevent users from reading.
thanks, fellow explainer shiirn. another practical use of umbrella.
silmarilen
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silmarilen
umbrella so helpful!
Mercurial
Mercurial
That umbrella was made with the same material of Batman's cape.

Interesting.
Kanye West
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Kanye West

Wojjan wrote:

with help of friendly co-explanator Shiirn, i can demonstrate how double umbrella protect against norway
shiirn, please administer umbrella force in lower direction.
I did not know that umbrella was capable of protecting against entire countries. Maybe only when umbrellas work as a team?

Either way thank you Wojjan and Shiirn for the informative and insightful demonstration of yet another protective capability of umbrella.
awp
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awp
if turn umbrella upside down and don't weigh like fat person, it can raft in case of flooding
Sinistro
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Sinistro
When circle motion is gifted to stick of umbrella, she will get spin. If the rotate is fast like wind tornadoes, umbrella will to be able for foreign attack scatter. Use ful when for all around crisis.
laport
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laport
Dafydd
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Dafydd
Penguin's umbrella can shoot bullets.
Sinistro
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Sinistro
Rejoice! American ally of pixel art the making has make contribution to no end of list umbrella use. Fountain and umbrella are friend. When together bring, short-live transport with glorious fun arrives!



Can you see? But, do not make mistake and go to mountain with umbrella. If by mountain alone, umbrella skill switch to show how idiot you are.
Wojjan
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Wojjan

Sinistro wrote:

When circle motion is gifted to stick of umbrella, she will get spin. If the rotate is fast like wind tornadoes, umbrella will to be able for foreign attack scatter. Use ful when for all around crisis.
circular motion, by the way, rumors are is transportation method of 19trh century umbrella pioneeress Marry Poppinns

edit by means of explain:

mercurial, as stipulated in april 1 clausure no fun or whee is to be in thread, this is for explain purposes.
i will have to shield post, sorry for everyone else to see two umbrella and not know fear
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Mercurial
Mercurial
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD
-Athena-
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-Athena-

yes Mr. Wojjan believe i time it's to apply double umbrella separate technique again
this good for me practise
Coro
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Coro
Larto
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Topic Starter
Larto
Peach is smart girl yes. Only she know power of umbrella. Is why I always play peach.
thelewa
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thelewa
Can an umbrella be used to stop Renard from talking to me?
newnicefriendok
newnicefriendok
can umbrella save my from bat? because bat have lcock wastaldnedt my my thradser postaded many time my post and baned my if it can help from exploded grenader i will buyed it soon for protect my

can it save my from drowning from sea water and it save my from fall from sky and when my shoe is have it i can wear umbrella my shoe have more then 2 them and hand?
SapphireGhost
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SapphireGhost

Larto wrote:

Peach is smart girl yes. Only she know power of umbrella. Is why I always play peach.
Seriously. In Super Paper Mario her umbrella nullifies every attack in the game. No need explain umbrella.
silmarilen
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silmarilen
i just learned that umbrella knows importance of friendship and will not stop friend.
roufou
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roufou

Wojjan wrote:


with help of friendly co-explanator Shiirn, i can demonstrate how double umbrella protect against norway
shiirn, please administer umbrella force in lower direction.
Jeg onskerikke a skade deg


This thread suck. Umbrella not made for poke people gentials. Umbrella made for bad weather.
those
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those
http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.
Wojjan
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Wojjan
here we see more norway offensive. thankfully, norway is being polite and provides own umbrella.
Sinistro
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Sinistro

those wrote:

http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.
But I posted that already. Embedded it, even.
those
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those

Sinistro wrote:

those wrote:

http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.
But I posted that already. Embedded it, even.
Somehow didn't see it cuz the image didn't load. :o
Papi Bear
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Papi Bear

AGUYWITHTHENAME wrote:

Umbrella not made for poke people gentials. Umbrella made for bad weather.

agreed.
roleykatsu
378 posts
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roleykatsu
I concur of the explanation of umbrella with physics

Larto wrote:

If naked men or women follow you and want to take your flesh, umbrella also can protect. Do not refrain to poke hard to make them go back into woods.

Ok so


idk
laport
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laport
your umbrella has no pointy point at the top, therefor it will require far more joules of energy to become secure from Frape
Larto
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Larto
In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!
-Athena-
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-Athena-
If smart use umbrella friend, can block genitilia at angle
Then no need so much force protect from rape
dNextGen
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dNextGen

Larto wrote:

In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!
confusing
laport
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laport

Larto wrote:



In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!
The common missionary position of intercourse shall serve as an example to calculate the consumption of calories by a male during sex. First, we assume an average displacement per thrust of 12 centemeters. Due to physical constraints, it is often not possible to insert the entire male member into the female. 12 centemeters is thus a good working average. Due to changes in technique and rhythm, I will assume one .12 m coital thrust every half second.

So far, we have a displacement of 12 cm every half second. Now, we must find the force of the thrust to derive the work.

Let us start with the velocity of said coital thrust. Velocity is distance / time. If the distance is .12 meters, and time is .5 seconds, the velocity is .24 m/s.

Next, the acceleration is needed. Acceleration is velocity / time. Thus, .24 m/s divided by .5 seconds is .48 m/s2.

Force = mass x acceleration. Assuming an average, 73.5 Kilo man, the force in newtons would be 35.28. However, that is wrong, as the entire human body does not move during coitus. Assuming that the head, torso, and pelvic region move during sex, the total moving mass is much closer to 2/3rds of the total body mass. Thus, We must multiply 49 Kilos by the acceleration of .48 m/s2

Finally, calculating the total work is possible. Work is force x displacement. So, 23.52N x .12 m of displacement is 2.8224 Newton-meters (Nm). Since coital thrusting happens for about 20 minutes during the average sexual encounter, we take 300 seconds times 2.8224 Newtons and get 846.72 Nm.

SPOILER
Fellatio

To further these calculations, assume a female head weighs 4.08 kilos. The male head is 4.5 kilos. Assume he or she can, on average, engulf three inches (.0726 meters) of a male member.

We then find that for a ten minute blowjob, a male spends 14.7 calories and a female spends 13.4 calories. This number is probably higher, given that the entire torso tends to move during fellatio.

So umbrellas are for fat people who don't want to burn calories!
Fsafety = Ffat
I don't think this umbrella defense makes anyone happy, neither the rapist nor the rapee

dNextGen wrote:

confusing
very
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Mercurial
Mercurial
tl;dr
-Athena-
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-Athena-
^although you deny power of umbrella protect
Must thank you because help me revise physics for test
laport
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laport

iMercurial wrote:

tl;dr
Time for you to make a thread in OT
Yuugo
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Yuugo

laport wrote:

So umbrellas are for fat people who don't want to burn calories!
Fsafety = Ffat
I don't think this umbrella defense makes anyone happy, neither the rapist nor the rapee
Is rapee really a word?..
laport
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laport

Yuugoh wrote:

owo oao
Are you really a weeaboo?
-Athena-
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-Athena-
I believe you left out the work required to pull out after a coital thrust, correct me I I'm wrong
laport
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laport

-A t H e N a- wrote:

I believe you left out the work required to pull out after a coital thrust, correct me I I'm wrong
Correct, I left it out, because it's not any trouble or work at all.
Apex_old
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Apex_old
Newton times Meters equals Joules. Laport.
laport
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laport

Apex wrote:

Newton times Meters equals Joules. Laport.

laport wrote:

your umbrella has no pointy point at the top, therefor it will require far more joules of energy to become secure from Frape
I know, but let's keep it simple

edit: when dealing with calculations about thrust, like we do, we use newtonmeter (Nm) and not joules.
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friendok
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friendok
can umbrella save me from team plotter?

BatterKnife
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BatterKnife

friendok wrote:

can umbrella save me from team plotter?

Ika's Umbrella probably can
Kanye West
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Kanye West

8find3r wrote:

friendok wrote:

can umbrella save me from team plotter?

IKEA's Umbrella probably can
Fix'd.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
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ok
314159265358979
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314159265358979

Umbrella lvl: Asian
thelewa
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thelewa
why do you exist

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314159265358979
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314159265358979
if I tell you that, i'll have to kill you! xD

i declare myself an official umbrella guinipig
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Copter-kun
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Copter-kun
BatterKnife
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BatterKnife
Mickey Mouse
Kanye West
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Kanye West

Copter-kun wrote:

Good use of umbrella!
laport
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laport









unbreakable umbrella ftw
Natteke
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Natteke
Didn't read

Apex_old
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Apex_old
Umbrella in the Middle Ages are used as a wespon of self-defence. When a wife caught his husband in "treason", which can be a single verbal movement of endorsing Napoleon, the wife can beat the husband to death using the umbrella.

Assuming your force exerted on the umbrella is 100N(Which is enough power to lift a 10kg weight):

When lunging with the umbrella, the contact area of the umbrella is only like about 10cm2 and the pressure exerted with be 1000 Pascals, which is enough to leave a bruise. Especially when umbrellas at that time are reinforced for self-defence.

When downward-slashing with the umbrella, it will be 10000 Pascals(because the contact area of the protruding iron frames of the umbrella are ridiculously small) which is enough to leave a fleshwound when wearing Middle Age clothing(I think).

But now, umbrellas are just shademakers and rain-repellers. You can modify your umbrella into a murdering weapon if you want, but Osu! and I don't take any responsibility of mansluaghter.
Wojjan
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Wojjan
napoleon lived in the eighteenth century which is well past the middle ages. Your numbers are quatsch, downward slashes do not exert pressure but force. 10000 Pa is less pressure than the atmosphere around you. You wouldn't be able to move air.

Why the fuck do you even try to shoot this thread down.
those
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those
laport
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laport
those not umbrella but parasol
Shellghost
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Shellghost
They umbrella uncle which designed specially for martial arts masters in table cloths to use as parachute.
Apex_old
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Apex_old

Wojjan wrote:

napoleon lived in the eighteenth century which is well past the middle ages. Your numbers are quatsch, downward slashes do not exert pressure but force. 10000 Pa is less pressure than the atmosphere around you. You wouldn't be able to move air.

Why the fuck do you even try to shoot this thread down.
I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.

mathexpert
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mathexpert
ey i da math eXpert an i can tell U 2 plus 2 is 3 ! You're countculutor is wrong ?
pacmanmania
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pacmanmania
can I use umbrella to protect my virginity?
-Athena-
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-Athena-
Yes mr weird shaped yellow mass can protect virginity with umbrella, go previous pages
roleykatsu
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roleykatsu

Apex wrote:

I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.
casiotriestodomath.jpg

:c
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi

Roley wrote:

Apex wrote:

I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.
casiotriestodomath.jpg
SPOILER
:c
Except photoshopping typeset fonts is much easier than photoshopping a picture taken of a calculator.
Lizzehb
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Lizzehb
The umbrella situation with My Neighbors the Yamadas lololol.
Sync
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Sync
That calculator wasn't photoshopped. They did something to make it output 5 and pressed a number (clearing whatever equation they had on their previously) and put 2+2

it that makes sense

that's how it works on that calculator
Shellghost
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Shellghost
Sync has utilized umbrella to protect from lies.
Kanye West
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Kanye West
He did? The umbrella must be invisible then...
Birdy
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Birdy
thank you, i'm no longer living in unknowledge
loqueses57
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loqueses57
thanks, now i know how to use the umbrella
California_old_1
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California_old_1
now i know how to use an umbrella!
Mercurial
Mercurial
I need one.

Really, I hate the Argentinian weather.
those
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those 
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      ,'     ,'          `.     `.
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      ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-''
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                 `..'
D33d
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D33d
What if one is in an area of SUPER BASS?
Haseo_old
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Haseo_old
But what if umbrella explains you?
Kanye West
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Kanye West

those wrote:

                ___()___
           _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._
        ,-'    ,'      `.    `-.
      ,'     ,'          `.     `.
     /      /              \      \
    /_     /                \     _\
      ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-''
                    |
                    |
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                 ,  |
                 `..'
Excellent use of umbrella! 10/10
D33d
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D33d
still i not know if umbrella protect SUPER BASS and possibly nicki menaj lips and breast

show me how umbrella protect SUPER BASS and nicki menaj pls

subsequently, further instruction on protect against crushing mappers spirite, because mapper spirit to needing safe haven
benguin
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benguin
thanks much have i, printed thread fold and pocket in put for reference in future. Can also use umbrella to collecting rainwater when on island is stranded?
those
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those
where are all umburerera
UnderminE
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UnderminE
You can stand under my umbrella.

ella ella eh eh eh under my umbrella.
Mercurial
Mercurial
EH EH EH! Under my umbrella! ♫ EH EH EH
Sinistro
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Sinistro
Incorrect. Musical styling refers to umberella, umbrella no. Exercise caution when not to confuse between the two.
benguin
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benguin
No, only umberella can, stop confusing the two.
UnderminE
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UnderminE
I've seen people who don't see their umbrella as friend. ;_;
Nanael_old
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Nanael_old

UnderminE wrote:

I've seen people who don't see their umbrella as friend. ;_;
Well, umbrellas tend to attract electricity, and it rains a lot around here,,,
-Athena-
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-Athena-
Please utilize double umbrella segregation technique on the post above nanaels while await decontamination
Nanael_old
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Nanael_old

-A t H e N a- wrote:

Please utilize double umbrella segregation technique on the post above nanaels while await decontamination
Already done so myself, taking into account that it isn't a rainy day.
-Athena-
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-Athena-
Well I was referring to deprecating that grotesque picture from umbrella heaven, which require teamwork from minEy and you.
Nanael_old
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Nanael_old

-A t H e N a- wrote:

Well I was referring to deprecating that grotesque picture from umbrella heaven, which require teamwork from minEy and you.
^^; I know what you meant, but judging from how ztrot edited my post at the other topic I decided to just imply it.

I guess it's too late for that >_<

Edit: I hate my internet sometimes
Sinistro
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Sinistro
Don't worry you guys, I've deleted it.
those
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those

Sinistro wrote:

Don't worry you guys, I've deleted it.
In Soviet Russia, Umbrella deleted you!
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