WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD

yes Mr. Wojjan believe i time it's to apply double umbrella separate technique again
this good for me practise

Peach is smart girl yes. Only she know power of umbrella. Is why I always play peach.

Can an umbrella be used to stop Renard from talking to me?

can umbrella save my from bat? because bat have lcock wastaldnedt my my thradser postaded many time my post and baned my if it can help from exploded grenader i will buyed it soon for protect my

can it save my from drowning from sea water and it save my from fall from sky and when my shoe is have it i can wear umbrella my shoe have more then 2 them and hand?

Larto wrote:

Peach is smart girl yes. Only she know power of umbrella. Is why I always play peach.

Seriously. In Super Paper Mario her umbrella nullifies every attack in the game. No need explain umbrella.

i just learned that umbrella knows importance of friendship and will not stop friend.

Wojjan wrote:

with help of friendly co-explanator Shiirn, i can demonstrate how double umbrella protect against norway
shiirn, please administer umbrella force in lower direction.

Jeg onskerikke a skade deg


This thread suck. Umbrella not made for poke people gentials. Umbrella made for bad weather.

http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.

here we see more norway offensive. thankfully, norway is being polite and provides own umbrella.

those wrote:

http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.

But I posted that already. Embedded it, even.

Sinistro wrote:

those wrote:

http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.

But I posted that already. Embedded it, even.

Somehow didn't see it cuz the image didn't load.

AGUYWITHTHENAME wrote:

Umbrella not made for poke people gentials. Umbrella made for bad weather.

agreed.

I concur of the explanation of umbrella with physics

Larto wrote:

If naked men or women follow you and want to take your flesh, umbrella also can protect. Do not refrain to poke hard to make them go back into woods.

Ok so


idk

your umbrella has no pointy point at the top, therefor it will require far more joules of energy to become secure from Frape

In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!

If smart use umbrella friend, can block genitilia at angle
Then no need so much force protect from rape

Larto wrote:

In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!

confusing

Larto wrote:

In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!

The common missionary position of intercourse shall serve as an example to calculate the consumption of calories by a male during sex. First, we assume an average displacement per thrust of 12 centemeters. Due to physical constraints, it is often not possible to insert the entire male member into the female. 12 centemeters is thus a good working average. Due to changes in technique and rhythm, I will assume one .12 m coital thrust every half second.

So far, we have a displacement of 12 cm every half second. Now, we must find the force of the thrust to derive the work.

Let us start with the velocity of said coital thrust. Velocity is distance / time. If the distance is .12 meters, and time is .5 seconds, the velocity is .24 m/s.

Next, the acceleration is needed. Acceleration is velocity / time. Thus, .24 m/s divided by .5 seconds is .48 m/s2.

Force = mass x acceleration. Assuming an average, 73.5 Kilo man, the force in newtons would be 35.28. However, that is wrong, as the entire human body does not move during coitus. Assuming that the head, torso, and pelvic region move during sex, the total moving mass is much closer to 2/3rds of the total body mass. Thus, We must multiply 49 Kilos by the acceleration of .48 m/s2

Finally, calculating the total work is possible. Work is force x displacement. So, 23.52N x .12 m of displacement is 2.8224 Newton-meters (Nm). Since coital thrusting happens for about 20 minutes during the average sexual encounter, we take 300 seconds times 2.8224 Newtons and get 846.72 Nm.


So umbrellas are for fat people who don't want to burn calories!
Fsafety = Ffat
I don't think this umbrella defense makes anyone happy, neither the rapist nor the rapee

dNextGen wrote:

confusing

very

tl;dr

^although you deny power of umbrella protect
Must thank you because help me revise physics for test

iMercurial wrote:

tl;dr

Time for you to make a thread in OT

laport wrote:

So umbrellas are for fat people who don't want to burn calories!
Fsafety = Ffat
I don't think this umbrella defense makes anyone happy, neither the rapist nor the rapee

Is rapee really a word?..

Yuugoh wrote:

owo oao

Are you really a weeaboo?

I believe you left out the work required to pull out after a coital thrust, correct me I I'm wrong

-A t H e N a- wrote:

I believe you left out the work required to pull out after a coital thrust, correct me I I'm wrong

Correct, I left it out, because it's not any trouble or work at all.

Newton times Meters equals Joules. Laport.

Apex wrote:

Newton times Meters equals Joules. Laport.

laport wrote:

your umbrella has no pointy point at the top, therefor it will require far more joules of energy to become secure from Frape

I know, but let's keep it simple

edit: when dealing with calculations about thrust, like we do, we use newtonmeter (Nm) and not joules.

can umbrella save me from team plotter?

friendok wrote:

can umbrella save me from team plotter?

Ika's Umbrella probably can

8find3r wrote:

friendok wrote:

can umbrella save me from team plotter?

IKEA's Umbrella probably can

Fix'd.

ok

Umbrella lvl: Asian

why do you exist

if I tell you that, i'll have to kill you! xD

i declare myself an official umbrella guinipig

Mickey Mouse

Copter-kun wrote:

Good use of umbrella!

unbreakable umbrella ftw