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I guess it's too late for that >_<
Edit: I hate my internet sometimes
if I tell you that, i'll have to kill you! xD
i declare myself an official umbrella guinipig
i declare myself an official umbrella guinipig
Mickey Mouse
Good use of umbrella!Copter-kun wrote:
Didn't read
Umbrella in the Middle Ages are used as a wespon of self-defence. When a wife caught his husband in "treason", which can be a single verbal movement of endorsing Napoleon, the wife can beat the husband to death using the umbrella.
Assuming your force exerted on the umbrella is 100N(Which is enough power to lift a 10kg weight):
When lunging with the umbrella, the contact area of the umbrella is only like about 10cm2 and the pressure exerted with be 1000 Pascals, which is enough to leave a bruise. Especially when umbrellas at that time are reinforced for self-defence.
When downward-slashing with the umbrella, it will be 10000 Pascals(because the contact area of the protruding iron frames of the umbrella are ridiculously small) which is enough to leave a fleshwound when wearing Middle Age clothing(I think).
But now, umbrellas are just shademakers and rain-repellers. You can modify your umbrella into a murdering weapon if you want, but Osu! and I don't take any responsibility of mansluaghter.
Assuming your force exerted on the umbrella is 100N(Which is enough power to lift a 10kg weight):
When lunging with the umbrella, the contact area of the umbrella is only like about 10cm2 and the pressure exerted with be 1000 Pascals, which is enough to leave a bruise. Especially when umbrellas at that time are reinforced for self-defence.
When downward-slashing with the umbrella, it will be 10000 Pascals(because the contact area of the protruding iron frames of the umbrella are ridiculously small) which is enough to leave a fleshwound when wearing Middle Age clothing(I think).
But now, umbrellas are just shademakers and rain-repellers. You can modify your umbrella into a murdering weapon if you want, but Osu! and I don't take any responsibility of mansluaghter.
napoleon lived in the eighteenth century which is well past the middle ages. Your numbers are quatsch, downward slashes do not exert pressure but force. 10000 Pa is less pressure than the atmosphere around you. You wouldn't be able to move air.
Why the fuck do you even try to shoot this thread down.
Why the fuck do you even try to shoot this thread down.
those not umbrella but parasol
They umbrella uncle which designed specially for martial arts masters in table cloths to use as parachute.
I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.Wojjan wrote:
napoleon lived in the eighteenth century which is well past the middle ages. Your numbers are quatsch, downward slashes do not exert pressure but force. 10000 Pa is less pressure than the atmosphere around you. You wouldn't be able to move air.
Why the fuck do you even try to shoot this thread down.
ey i da math eXpert an i can tell U 2 plus 2 is 3 ! You're countculutor is wrong ?
can I use umbrella to protect my virginity?
Yes mr weird shaped yellow mass can protect virginity with umbrella, go previous pages
Apex wrote:
I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.
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Except photoshopping typeset fonts is much easier than photoshopping a picture taken of a calculator.Roley wrote:
:cApex wrote:
I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.
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The umbrella situation with My Neighbors the Yamadas lololol.
That calculator wasn't photoshopped. They did something to make it output 5 and pressed a number (clearing whatever equation they had on their previously) and put 2+2
it that makes sense
that's how it works on that calculator
it that makes sense
that's how it works on that calculator
Sync has utilized umbrella to protect from lies.
He did? The umbrella must be invisible then...
thank you, i'm no longer living in unknowledge
thanks, now i know how to use the umbrella
now i know how to use an umbrella!
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What if one is in an area of SUPER BASS?
Excellent use of umbrella! 10/10those wrote:
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still i not know if umbrella protect SUPER BASS and possibly nicki menaj lips and breast
show me how umbrella protect SUPER BASS and nicki menaj pls
subsequently, further instruction on protect against crushing mappers spirite, because mapper spirit to needing safe haven
show me how umbrella protect SUPER BASS and nicki menaj pls
subsequently, further instruction on protect against crushing mappers spirite, because mapper spirit to needing safe haven
thanks much have i, printed thread fold and pocket in put for reference in future. Can also use umbrella to collecting rainwater when on island is stranded?
where are all umburerera
You can stand under my umbrella.
ella ella eh eh eh under my umbrella.
ella ella eh eh eh under my umbrella.
Incorrect. Musical styling refers to umberella, umbrella no. Exercise caution when not to confuse between the two.
I've seen people who don't see their umbrella as friend. ;_;
Well, umbrellas tend to attract electricity, and it rains a lot around here,,,UnderminE wrote:
I've seen people who don't see their umbrella as friend. ;_;
Please utilize double umbrella segregation technique on the post above nanaels while await decontamination
Already done so myself, taking into account that it isn't a rainy day.-A t H e N a- wrote:
Please utilize double umbrella segregation technique on the post above nanaels while await decontamination
Well I was referring to deprecating that grotesque picture from umbrella heaven, which require teamwork from minEy and you.
^^; I know what you meant, but judging from how ztrot edited my post at the other topic I decided to just imply it.-A t H e N a- wrote:
Well I was referring to deprecating that grotesque picture from umbrella heaven, which require teamwork from minEy and you.
I guess it's too late for that >_<
Edit: I hate my internet sometimes
Don't worry you guys, I've deleted it.
In Soviet Russia, Umbrella deleted you!Sinistro wrote:
Don't worry you guys, I've deleted it.
Just to aware everyone umbrella helped me defeat nasty spider and his web other day so he does protect from spiders and webs too.
even more?
is there a reason that this is still here but locked? admins help me out
Was one of my fav. off topic threads too...very sad.
it was locked because it lost all the splendor and lore and beauty of the right humor applied in the first few pages
corin was the final straw
corin was the final straw