Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Schrödinger's schlong is a theory to rule all. A theory capable of completely eradicating discrimination against different pns sizes. A schlong's size is in an unknown state, constantly varrying between ]0, +inf[. Until one observes the schlong, then the schlong's size is decided. Therefore for one to say "I have a 76inch schlong" is totally viable as the schlong is not observed or measured. One's schlong could also be in a state of expansion or shrinkage, and that would also be unknown without observation. Hence, a schlong's size could vary from 1 moment of observance to another. You might sheath your schlong for a mere a moment, and thats enough to fully change the size of the previously observed schlong.
That being said, we could build upon this theory and form a new theory. Observation-Size equivalence. Simply v = os2. Where v is the Size-Observatory variance. o is the observation point and s is the observed schlong size. With this we can have a graphable equation of one's schlong.
Finally, Schrödinger's waving-schlong equation. ((vψ + ψs)ovψ)t. An equation capable of theoretically assuming a schlong's energy and position when performing "the helicopter". Therefore the Limit of t approaching +inf would be the maximum possible energy and position of one's schlong assuming "the helicopter" move was conducted since birth. Whilst the limit towards -inf would determine the prebirth "schlong dong" power, using this we can determine whether even a mere zygote is male or female.