The Advice Game

ASHIQUL

Joined January 2019

Topic Starter

ASHIQUL 2019-11-29T17:00:24+00:00

Simple.
Ask the person below you for advice on something
The person below you will have to give you the shittiest advice ever while keeping a light touch to the subject
I'll start it off
How to boil an egg?

Sucking is not THAT bad

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-11-30T04:00:04+00:00

You should make it clearer in the title that you want shit advice, people don't always read the OP.

OT
Make sure that the water is at around 10 degree. If it's too hot the eg is going to burn. Also be sure to hit it your egg with a spoon every 5 minute or so, if the egg crack, then it's not ready and should be left boiling for a while.

How can I get a girlfriend

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Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-11-30T09:40:06+00:00

don't just hit into her with a pick-up truck line.

if thou desire to girl get and be, then be kinda and fork providing, and respect hurt witches. tree herd as heard owned indivisible, bun moat import ant lead, jut fun key bee ore cell.

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hope i did that justice.

but i'd like to know,

how can i improve at creating music, art, games, and animations, with everything else in the way?

if imagination were made manifest...

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-12-04T00:36:49+00:00

you just do
put slow music at sentimental part, fast music at exciting part, memorable music on important part
you draw good art or hire a commission artist to do
games = program knowledge
animation = fluid draw art good

how do i get her to feel the same way that i do?

fortnite battle pass

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-12-05T20:49:29+00:00

One of the best way is to kidnap her and force her to watch a looped videoclip showing whatever feeling you want her to adopt.

I assure by then she will feel the same way after a few mounth of watching this clip!
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How can I code proper code?

Carmlillball

129 posts

Joined April 2018

Carmlillball 2019-12-05T21:04:50+00:00

Use the laptop's microphone and talk to the computer. Or just communicate telepathically. The computer will do what you want it to. These damn WII DSs are magic.

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How should I study maths?

I'm gonna regret posting that

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-12-05T22:50:52+00:00

When you fail a problem, look up the solution from whichever source is availible and then don't redo the problem because you now know how to do it and it saves time.
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How should I study english?

Ashton

Ashton 2019-12-06T14:28:41+00:00

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how to get money?

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-12-07T05:01:56+00:00

step 1: take financial algebra
step 2: math
step 3: profit
step 4: profit
step 5: stonks
step 6: actually profit off of your profits

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is it right for me to give dating advice as warnings when i haven't even been in a relationship?

fortnite battle pass

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-12-19T16:22:40+00:00

yes absolutely, you should stop right aways.

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How can I learn to code better

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johnmedina999

296 posts

Joined October 2016

johnmedina999 2019-12-19T16:59:46+00:00

I guess you should just ~~code more~~ try to condense your code as much you can. I don't know where you are exactly in your coding skills, but you should be looking out for stuff like

if(boolvar == True)

, magic numbers, and repetition. Especially repetition. Also yes, code more.

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What is a good cost-free music sequencer / program for putting together songs? I've just been using Sony Vegas to make mashups so far but that's kinda boring. Is there any good free music-dedicated program for Windows? ~~Or something that's not free that can be easily pirated~~

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,197 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-01-10T17:41:52+00:00

The only free program I know for editing audio is Audacity, pretty basic though.
Maybe ardour or FL studio?

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What is the best way one can spend 10 dollars?

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2020-01-10T17:51:18+00:00

Buy a pack of cigarette. Not only will you break your lung, but this investisment will also force you to buy more cigarette, turning this little 10$ into several thousands of dollar across the shortened time of your life.

JustABeginner

1,029 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-06-08T01:51:57+00:00

This funny person isn't asking for advice huh? No advice for you.

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How do I get friends so that I won't have to be alone again? :'(