The Advice Game

ASHIQUL

Joined January 2019

Topic Starter

ASHIQUL 2019-11-29T17:00:24+00:00

Simple.
Ask the person below you for advice on something
The person below you will have to give you the shittiest advice ever while keeping a light touch to the subject
I'll start it off
How to boil an egg?

Sucking is not THAT bad

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-11-30T04:00:04+00:00

You should make it clearer in the title that you want shit advice, people don't always read the OP.

OT
Make sure that the water is at around 10 degree. If it's too hot the eg is going to burn. Also be sure to hit it your egg with a spoon every 5 minute or so, if the egg crack, then it's not ready and should be left boiling for a while.

How can I get a girlfriend

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Achromalia

341 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-11-30T09:40:06+00:00

don't just hit into her with a pick-up truck line.

if thou desire to girl get and be, then be kinda and fork providing, and respect hurt witches. tree herd as heard owned indivisible, bun moat import ant lead, jut fun key bee ore cell.

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hope i did that justice.

but i'd like to know,

how can i improve at creating music, art, games, and animations, with everything else in the way?

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keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-12-04T00:36:49+00:00

you just do
put slow music at sentimental part, fast music at exciting part, memorable music on important part
you draw good art or hire a commission artist to do
games = program knowledge
animation = fluid draw art good

how do i get her to feel the same way that i do?

i'm really fucking lazy

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-12-05T20:49:29+00:00

One of the best way is to kidnap her and force her to watch a looped videoclip showing whatever feeling you want her to adopt.

I assure by then she will feel the same way after a few mounth of watching this clip!
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How can I code proper code?

Carmlillball

129 posts

Joined April 2018

Carmlillball 2019-12-05T21:04:50+00:00

Use the laptop's microphone and talk to the computer. Or just communicate telepathically. The computer will do what you want it to. These damn WII DSs are magic.

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How should I study maths?

I'm gonna regret posting that

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-12-05T22:50:52+00:00

When you fail a problem, look up the solution from whichever source is availible and then don't redo the problem because you now know how to do it and it saves time.
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How should I study english?

Laxxer

1,976 posts

Joined February 2016

Laxxer 2019-12-06T14:28:41+00:00

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how to get money?

keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-12-07T05:01:56+00:00

step 1: take financial algebra
step 2: math
step 3: profit
step 4: profit
step 5: stonks
step 6: actually profit off of your profits

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is it right for me to give dating advice as warnings when i haven't even been in a relationship?

i'm really fucking lazy

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2019-12-19T16:22:40+00:00

yes absolutely, you should stop right aways.

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How can I learn to code better

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johnmedina999

296 posts

Joined October 2016

johnmedina999 2019-12-19T16:59:46+00:00

I guess you should just ~~code more~~ try to condense your code as much you can. I don't know where you are exactly in your coding skills, but you should be looking out for stuff like

if(boolvar == True)

, magic numbers, and repetition. Especially repetition. Also yes, code more.

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What is a good cost-free music sequencer / program for putting together songs? I've just been using Sony Vegas to make mashups so far but that's kinda boring. Is there any good free music-dedicated program for Windows? ~~Or something that's not free that can be easily pirated~~

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-01-10T17:41:52+00:00

The only free program I know for editing audio is Audacity, pretty basic though.
Maybe ardour or FL studio?

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What is the best way one can spend 10 dollars?

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

samX500 2020-01-10T17:51:18+00:00

Buy a pack of cigarette. Not only will you break your lung, but this investisment will also force you to buy more cigarette, turning this little 10$ into several thousands of dollar across the shortened time of your life.

JustABeginner

1,210 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-06-08T01:51:57+00:00

This funny person isn't asking for advice huh? No advice for you.

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How do I get friends so that I won't have to be alone again? :'(

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-06-08T01:59:03+00:00

Just get in their lives even if they don't ask for it.

How can I draw better?

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

JustABeginner

1,210 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-06-08T02:22:39+00:00

Become a drawer.

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How to make this game popular?

Hydreigon

274 posts

Joined February 2020

Hydreigon 2020-06-08T04:05:36+00:00

Tell your friendos about how awesome this game is.
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How can i open a tight lid of a jar?

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-06-08T04:25:17+00:00

Do exactly as i do.
Exactly.
Exactly.

How do I earn a trophy?

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"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

JustABeginner

1,210 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-02-08T16:36:28+00:00

Achieving something one could never possibly do.
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Any advice on how to bring back Forum Games?

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2022-02-09T11:58:15+00:00

Throw all your bucks and bribe people to revive FG.

How to be happy, genuinely happy?

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Farfocele

1,040 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-02-09T12:05:38+00:00

keep your osu! addiction

Where can i find Kagari?

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JustABeginner

1,210 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-02-09T12:48:48+00:00

Have to use your big imaginations.
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Where can I start with my essay?

Farfocele

1,040 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-02-09T13:00:29+00:00

in a loud office

How do i find osk?

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JustABeginner

1,210 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-02-09T13:01:29+00:00

It is a pink file, go to details and then you see on your right if it's .osk files or not.
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How to create a bomb to blow off Forum Games?

Farfocele

1,040 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-02-09T13:06:44+00:00

JustABeginner wrote:
It is a pink file, go to details and then you see on your right if it's .osk files or not.

i thought you were supposed to give sh*t advice on this thread, you gave the absolute truth xD

you need a pipe and a bomb, then put the bomb in a pipe, and seal the pipe, and then throw your pipebomb onto the servers that host forum games.

How do i become better at tetris?

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JustABeginner

1,210 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-02-09T13:13:54+00:00

Play more, duh.
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How do I gardening?

Farfocele

1,040 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-02-09T13:45:01+00:00