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Ca-captain...

I... don't feel... so good...

Oh well, it seems that the infection spreads out of this thread quickly.. YOLO. Can't fight it alone on meta threads..

don't worry abraker, I gotchu.

I got resurrected. But then I saw Aiseca say "YOLO"

... I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

abraker wrote:

I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

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ok i should probably finish what i was working on

An abrupt abberation, after all.

gotta post my ctrl+v


We got too drunk, we got too high

OH FUCK

By burdensome blight, be banished.

😎

now this is epic

Abraker, don't feel bad, you did your best....
But this thread is really doomed..

ok maybe one more

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Wow, why are you guys shitposting

no

You know, shitposting is bad. You guys should stop

Getting blindsided in this thread

wait, someone is shitposting? wtf how dare they

Yeah, you'll get punished if you do