ah yes, I can see it now.
"Hey Weston, its been so long. Do you have a girlfriend yet? How old are you now? You've grown so tall since I last saw you! Do you have a job? Hows college? How are your grades? Do you like it there? Yea my son/daughter recently did this. Yea back when I was in college I did blah blah. Have you thought about your future? Have you ever thought about your sexuality? Why are you such a little bitch all the time? You're kinda retarded, huh Weston?"
mmm.. i can't wait.