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Meah
rape
Carmlillball
With kindness?
MisakiTobisawa-

Meah wrote:

rape

wait what
age of consent in PH is 12 yes, but it's 16 in SG, I'm 15 so please no

Subjection to hypothermia from Rinslet Laurenfrost
Achromalia
nothing.

nothing, in that you are surrounded with nothing. no gravity, no sound, no scent, no taste, no oxygen, no light, not a single thing to be sensed, except your failing body, and the void.
ERA Puzzle
Music overdose. Have fun.
Carmlillball
Having one piece missing from her puzzle, causing her to go on a massive outrage.
keremaru
inflate them until they explode. :^)
Meah
cotton candy
ERA Puzzle
I dunno. Desalinate your body through your eyeballs?

Sounds like a pleasant way to go.
Achromalia
buried alive with a near-empty oxygen tank to survive on.
Keiga
With kindness. It's the most excruciating way to die.
Wow that was edgy
Radiohead
it's simple, i'll tell duolingo you didn't do your lesson.
pundice
by driving them into the mountains where there is no signal to a radio station, causing their brain to stop functioning
Achromalia
just end their misery with a bullet in their mouth.

that is, a sugar bullet. should taste good.
Westonini
They'd probably be fine if they were taken apart since they're a skeleton.

I'm thinkin' a hydraulic press should do the trick.

Achromalia
I could always get myself a new model if parts of the skeletal frame are destroyed.

But what about your skeletal frame?

I'd only need to dig in, get rid of the flesh, and see how you fare.
Radiohead
idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground
Achromalia

Radiohead wrote:

idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground


I can always control the rest of the skeletal frame to replace the skull temporarily, until i can dig the primary skull out.

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Gives me an idea, though. Bury them 8 feet deep into polar ice caps, fill the hole with water, done.
ERA Puzzle
Throwing chess pieces at you until you die.

Checkmate, bitch.
Achromalia
*chess pieces fall to the ground*

...

huh?

mmkay then.

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rook checks with a4 to a2, your king escapes check, bishop takes e6 pawn, and after your king moves, queen checkmates c1 king from e1.
Radiohead
i'll scratch you with my sharp pencil until you die or commit death
Achromalia
i'll scratch you with my fingernails until you die or commit death.
Journal

Achromalia wrote:

ouch

ot: force you to play chess with puzzle and watch cat videos until you die of boredom
ERA Puzzle
I'm going to transport you and an absolutely massive amount of air to a black hole, and put you next to it. There's going to be so much fucking air, that just for a fraction of a second, just an absolute millisecond before all of the air rushes off into space and inexorably towards the black hole, you'll be able to hear the sound of all of those particles vibrating and moving. The sound will reach your ears, and you will be the only human being to have ever heard a black hole. It will be so loud, and so violent, that you will probably die just from hearing the noise.

If not, you will certainly die soon after as you are sucked into the black holes event horizon. Curiously, if I somehow managed to drop you off close enough to it (which I would have to do for you to be able to hear anything); and assuming your body isn't ripped apart by the massive gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, time will cease to exist for you. You will be stuck in that one moment, forever, for the rest of eternity, watching your body - not necessairily from the tidal forces of the black hole - but from the distortion of reality. It won't be painful. You won't feel a thing. You'll simply be stuck there, in time, a spaghetti noodle man. Unfortunately, you also won't be able to see this occuring, because light will not reach your eyes. You also will not be able to process and comprehend it, because no time will occur in which you are able to understand what is happening. For all intents and purposes, you will vanish from reality, stuck in a limbo and purgatory that you will never be able to experience - infinite, concious, and unconcious stillness.

EDIT: FUCK I GOT NINJA'D
Journal
make you swallow your fish babies
Achromalia

Journal wrote:

make you swallow your fish babies
seems like that could be very literal. interesting.

but not really fatal. just weird. kinky, perhaps, but eh.

unless that much could be produced to the extent you drown in it or something.

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get chopped down with an axe, like all the other paper-producing trees.
samX500
I'd use a very heavy mace to easily break all of the bone.
Achromalia
*cue sans undertale powers of skewering and violently impaling the human on several serrated bones.*
samX500
Roll over him with a Panzer IV
Zelzatter Zero
just let her doing like this for the rest of her life
Ashton
I would never kill those fine men getting it on

But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
DeletedUser_6709840
I would drown them
JustABeginner
Overload cute pictures of newborn animals.
furry hater

Ashton wrote:

I would never kill those fine men getting it on

But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
duh
[LS]PositoniX
push them off the chair
JustABeginner
Use something that can revert the lasers from their eyes.
Zelzatter Zero
Revert the curse, so that he will be back to human.
JustABeginner
Nuuskamuikkunen
He will die within his sadness, no need to do anything else.
furry hater
Push them off the Grand Canyon
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