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Ryoid
just go grab my chainsaw
keremaru
pwk
Achromalia
you'll be forced to listen to a frequency of 12,320hz at 77db with high-detail headphones/studio monitors.

i was experimenting and found that sound particularly ear-piercing at only -15db.
MisakiTobisawa-
g force of 1337
Ryoid
with a vodoo doll
vinnicci
pillow choke
Westonini
Rig the elevator.

The elevator gets jammed and is stuck in an odd position. You're only able to see about 1/4th of the floor's elevator door. It gets pried open by some outsiders and they attempt to pull you out. The elevator's cable snaps and the elevator plummets while half your body is through the door.
MisakiTobisawa-
That's highly unlikely, though? There are extra cables to catch the elevator, so something like that happening is unlikely.

An AK-47 from long range would beat your puny short-range shotguns anytime
Meah

thunderbolt
Westonini

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

That's highly unlikely, though?

It's not unlikely if you

Westonini wrote:

Rig the elevator.

That elevator story (minus the rigging part) actually happened at my University. That's where I got it from. I heard that everyone was scared shitless so no one dared to use the elevators for the rest of the semester.

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OT: Add sharpened metal completely around my cowboy hat and throw it at them like a frisbee.
Ryoid
challenge you into a duel like an ol'texas style
Achromalia
sans undertale powers, or some stupid shit because apparently my character looks akin to sans or papyrus for being a skeleton.
Zozimoto
deprave them from calcium
MisakiTobisawa-
white blood cell from cells at work
Achromalia
pry them away from their waifus, and then shoot.
Tad Fibonacci
Trim their nails then kill them.
TeeArctic1
Carve them to perfectly fit the golden spiral
MisakiTobisawa-

Achromalia wrote:

pry them away from their waifus, and then shoot.

yikes

Burn him with reflections of the sun's rays
Meah
rape
Carmlillball
With kindness?
MisakiTobisawa-

Meah wrote:

rape

wait what
age of consent in PH is 12 yes, but it's 16 in SG, I'm 15 so please no

Subjection to hypothermia from Rinslet Laurenfrost
Achromalia
nothing.

nothing, in that you are surrounded with nothing. no gravity, no sound, no scent, no taste, no oxygen, no light, not a single thing to be sensed, except your failing body, and the void.
ERA Puzzle
Music overdose. Have fun.
Carmlillball
Having one piece missing from her puzzle, causing her to go on a massive outrage.
keremaru
inflate them until they explode. :^)
Meah
cotton candy
ERA Puzzle
I dunno. Desalinate your body through your eyeballs?

Sounds like a pleasant way to go.
Achromalia
buried alive with a near-empty oxygen tank to survive on.
Keiga
With kindness. It's the most excruciating way to die.
Wow that was edgy
Radiohead
it's simple, i'll tell duolingo you didn't do your lesson.
pundice
by driving them into the mountains where there is no signal to a radio station, causing their brain to stop functioning
Achromalia
just end their misery with a bullet in their mouth.

that is, a sugar bullet. should taste good.
Westonini
They'd probably be fine if they were taken apart since they're a skeleton.

I'm thinkin' a hydraulic press should do the trick.

Achromalia
I could always get myself a new model if parts of the skeletal frame are destroyed.

But what about your skeletal frame?

I'd only need to dig in, get rid of the flesh, and see how you fare.
Radiohead
idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground
Achromalia

Radiohead wrote:

idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground


I can always control the rest of the skeletal frame to replace the skull temporarily, until i can dig the primary skull out.

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Gives me an idea, though. Bury them 8 feet deep into polar ice caps, fill the hole with water, done.
ERA Puzzle
Throwing chess pieces at you until you die.

Checkmate, bitch.
Achromalia
*chess pieces fall to the ground*

...

huh?

mmkay then.

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rook checks with a4 to a2, your king escapes check, bishop takes e6 pawn, and after your king moves, queen checkmates c1 king from e1.
Radiohead
i'll scratch you with my sharp pencil until you die or commit death
Achromalia
i'll scratch you with my fingernails until you die or commit death.
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