OSU! Water (helps you fc anything)

roshan117

Joined April 2016

Topic Starter

roshan117 2017-07-07T05:38:44+00:00

Are you feeling suicidal because you just cant fc that one song? I know how it feels! However, I found the ONE TRUE SECRET to fcing every single song to your heart's deisre! And that is, OSU! Water (tm)!

How does it work? Just drink it! The Osu! Pill adds extra fcing power too, so keep that in mind

HOW IT WORKS:

This is water infused with ginseng, caffeine, and Adderal! This helps you get that extra energy and concentration. And if you do have ADHD/ADD, then instead of taking those pesky adhd pills (adderall, vyvans, etc.), you can just drink this in the morning! WHAT A BONUS!

All it costs is your soul and Douglas!

Blitzfrog

389 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2017-07-07T06:34:46+00:00

OH MY GOD
IS THIS ROSHAN
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
OR IS THIS FANTASY

YES BBY
I WOULD HAVE YOUR WATER
I'M A THIRSTY BOI

abraker

Global Moderator

8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2017-07-07T06:42:20+00:00

In reqeust to OSU! Water Inc. (c) (R) all rights reserved,

We, osu!pill Corp. have noticed the potential in your product and have decided to put a request for an acquisition of the company. The terms of this deal are negotiable, with the starting proposal of 5 billion OT!coins. We are giving a period of 5 business day to decide on this offer.

abraker, CEO of osu!pill Corp.

This message, including everything pertaining to this message, the contents thereof intended or not intended to be transmitted using electronic, quantum, analog, mechanical, or any other transitive means belongs to osu!pill Corp. Any and all attachments, trade secrets, ideas, and other information within the message communicated to and from osu!pill Corp. is intended to be to and from osu!pill Corp. only. If you received this message by error or think you received this message by error, notify osu!pill Corp. immediately and dispose any information and traces pertaining to the existence to the information contained within.

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Blitzfrog

389 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2017-07-07T07:03:32+00:00

abraker wrote:
We are giving a period of 5 business days to decide on this offer.

This company is as fake as its attempt to use correct grammar. How about signing a contract with Blitzfrog the entrepreneur? I will buy it off you for 4.5Billion PP. YES, you read that right. Not OT!Coins, PP. Furthermore, you're a permanent shareholder for up to 5% of the company's future profit.

Contact my cell: 027 481 452 294 77
email: BlitzfrogEntrepreneur@gmail.com

abraker

Global Moderator

8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2017-07-07T07:09:45+00:00

We are taking the precedent and suing Blitzfrog the entrepreneur for harmful interference, insulting, and the for interception of sensitive information. court day will be in a week.

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KupcaH

2,830 posts

Joined January 2016

KupcaH 2017-07-07T07:49:18+00:00

I think he just put osu!pill in bottle of water and called it OSU! Water.
Swindler!

Some links on how to get better at clicking circles ~~accurately~~ in this ~~rhythm~~ game called osu!

>How to progress smartly through the basic levels of gameplay
>Streaming guides/tips 1,2,3,4
>Bubbleman's osu!Gameplay playlist
>Tonehh osu! channel

kai99

1,123 posts

Joined July 2013

kai99 2017-07-07T08:00:06+00:00

uuguguuguuguuuuuuu i need this

Nanachii

103 posts

Joined August 2015

Nanachii 2017-07-07T13:18:22+00:00

im interested

Lhahein

22 posts

Joined April 2017

Lhahein 2017-07-07T13:43:06+00:00

when is the osu!chips coming
i want to eat them and become like chippy so i can sing hitorigoto at a cancerous high pitch and fc anything at the same time

Kyrari

789 posts

Joined June 2013

Kyrari 2017-07-07T20:50:33+00:00

i am hungry

"I don't accept that improvement has stopped coming towards me. Even if it will stop coming towards me, it's because improvement never even came to me anymore, while I always practiced at my best. That's not a stagnation that is supposed to happen, only fools would think that way."

Blitzfrog

389 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2017-07-07T20:55:10+00:00

VanillaSandvich wrote:
i am hungry

Serraionga

11,484 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2017-07-07T22:57:27+00:00

That would be good for reaching 4kpp, but...

roshan117 wrote:
Douglas!

Where Is Douglas?????

amax

110 posts

Joined June 2015

amax 2017-07-10T02:51:24+00:00

listen man i just want to buy the water

abraker

Global Moderator

8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2017-07-10T03:02:06+00:00

Tilt on English wrote:
I want man, listen buy just the water

he tilts english, that was the original sentence

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amax

110 posts

Joined June 2015

amax 2017-07-10T06:25:22+00:00

abraker wrote:
Tilt on English wrote:
I want man, listen buy just the water
he tilts english, that was the original sentence

good almost was english my there. You don't understand how hard it was to interpret your sentence

abraker

Global Moderator

8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2017-07-10T06:47:38+00:00

Tilt on English wrote:
good almost was english my there. You don't understand how hard it was to interpret your sentence

You interpret tilted english, that's why

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KupcaH

2,830 posts

Joined January 2016

KupcaH 2017-07-10T06:47:49+00:00

Some links on how to get better at clicking circles ~~accurately~~ in this ~~rhythm~~ game called osu!

>How to progress smartly through the basic levels of gameplay
>Streaming guides/tips 1,2,3,4
>Bubbleman's osu!Gameplay playlist
>Tonehh osu! channel

amax

110 posts

Joined June 2015

amax 2017-07-10T06:50:34+00:00

abraker wrote:
Tilt on English wrote:
good almost was english my there. You don't understand how hard it was to interpret your sentence
You interpret tilted english, that's why

christ
now im really tilted

...on english

Blitzfrog

389 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2017-07-10T10:12:32+00:00

Drink more then

Naimae

66 posts

Joined September 2011

Naimae 2017-07-10T13:41:42+00:00

hey is this illegal

KupcaH

2,830 posts

Joined January 2016

KupcaH 2017-07-10T13:53:35+00:00

no

Some links on how to get better at clicking circles ~~accurately~~ in this ~~rhythm~~ game called osu!

>How to progress smartly through the basic levels of gameplay
>Streaming guides/tips 1,2,3,4
>Bubbleman's osu!Gameplay playlist
>Tonehh osu! channel

amax

110 posts

Joined June 2015

amax 2017-07-10T17:17:28+00:00

Citremi wrote:
hey is this illegal

only in california

Laxxer

1,976 posts

Joined February 2016

Laxxer 2017-07-10T17:36:23+00:00

i have not douglas

how do i get him?? _._

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Endaris

5,282 posts

Joined June 2010

Endaris 2017-07-10T17:42:19+00:00

Here's a picture of our happy customers:

SPOILER

ptar124

Featured Artist

230 posts

Joined April 2014

ptar124 2017-07-10T20:02:01+00:00

Add a note, that drinking osu! water within 14 days of an official tournament is considered illegal.

or not hehe

abraker

Global Moderator

8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2017-07-10T20:02:06+00:00

Endaris wrote:
Here's a picture of our happy customers:
SPOILER

Taikonator looks so cute

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Serraionga

11,484 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2017-07-10T21:00:06+00:00