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FFA Rap Battle #2

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Who one the last round?

DJ Enetro
1
8.33%
johnmedina999
3
25.00%
ColdTooth
2
16.67%
Blitzfrog
3
25.00%
Dyl-Byl
1
8.33%
Comfy Slippers
2
16.67%
Total votes: 12
Topic Starter
johnmedina999
Well you know how it is,
I'm rhyming here once again.
On request of DJ Enetro, making another rap battle thread.
Seeing who won, and having some more fun again.

I don't really know what to say,
Except that rhyming can be fun.
I remember the first rhyming thread we had a while ago,
I got trolled because it was an OT Bingo thread
And I felt led astray
But it's clear that stitposters won.

So let me initiate this rap battle thread,
And to everyone that's battling,
Get ready to be ripped to shreds.
DJ Enetro
Yo, Enetro with the spirit's up
I'm 100% all in, ready to be screwed up
Thanks for starting this battle up
And of course, our raps boost each other up

But now it's time to get pure serious
So watch me become FAST AND FURIOUS

Just like you told me before, "you need to step up your game",
But I'll admit I do it partially for the fame
Call me egotistic if you like but you're going down
For where's your honesty this time around?
*WHERE johnmedina999*: currently not online
And soon I'll tear you down line by line
I'm in full consensus with you, thrilling and all
But my 337+pp makes sure you will fall.
I'm fine if you are more OP in osu!mania than me
But people voted "no" when I asked "John for presidency?"

Last one was NOT FFA, I can tell
But hopefully the title will ring a bell

Let's go
Meah
johnmedina wins
DJ Enetro
No.

Meah, let's go
Qiyana
ummm am i really going to revive this to roast someone (myself)?...

it's been 5 days since this thread's been active
i thought it would be locked by stefan or loctav.
i'm just reviving this because welp i don't know.
at least i'm not ordering burger king tomorrow.

burger king is terrible, reminds me of myself.
i'm so short i probably couldn't fit on a shelf.
and i just post on threads because i want attention.
and when someone eats burger king, they experience descension.

hime hime what was that some weird anime line?
whoever's reading this sorry for wasting your time.
this is off topic after all spelt o before a t.
and i have no friends and i have no d.
Comfy Slippers
ughhh yea...
yea, ugh, yea, ugh x100
lil CS back at it again, gots that mental deficit so i cant remember where we left off .....
ayo, gimme fyr beat tho
gives it

come at me, ill eat u like tuna
i come at yall running like a puma
pull the trigger, lil cs, yes he is a nice guy
best believe im haughty, bit naughty, a hawty
best believe this marks the zenith of OTs greatness
waitress
speaking of zenith... do yall remember cookie's 700pp play? that was some crazy stuff. back to fyr rap
while yall try and rap
imma go and take a crap
stop the beat please
resuming
ye, he back doe
took a big shit, reminded me of u
yes, im talking about poo
i circumvent these disses
i cant lose, ask my mistress
i dont have a mistress, thats a lie
hoes by my side, i give them my fry
play more - thats what we all say
AMNT, yes, thats bae
"uguu~" when we run thru yo hood
megumi best girl, sagiri is overrated.. life is good
unlike urs, my rhymes are fleek, theyre not appalling
imma stop i dont wanna leave u bawling
Caradine
let it DIE
DJ Enetro
> Comfy Slippers

I keep on telling you, CS GO flip off
Else I'll suddenly jump out and attack you like a snow puff
How many of these "hoes" you got? 10.5 million?
Well I'll show you, one of the seven billion
I got a few girls by my side, kai and Tae
But yours will go away when they see you die
Not literally of course but still purely roasted
I'll give you a fry of my own, so get toasted
Run at me like a puma but I hold up like trump's walls
You chump, I've never seen a better diss that appalled
I was lying about Sagiri, I prefer Kanade
Look up AB if you don't know who she is, betrayed
*bass drops*
You've only seen 10% of my savagery
So go back to your hoes, and take off their lingerie
So we can coexist as the true rap gods
Gonna eats some Eminems, give me some nods
Tae
my name doesn't rhyme with "die" 😒
Comfy Slippers
now im mad and i dont need no beat
deez lyrics 2 gud, u gonna say "shieeeet"
skrr, skrr
i noe u want this dungeon master
beg 4 me to go faster
DJ? more like B gay
b gay, and gimme dat ass so i can slay
ur jokes r on par with a 10 year old
"look @ dat lil bich enetro" is what dey told
gotz hoez, but behind me is entire nation
approbation, population
u killed this thread, rip
lip, strip whip and dip
ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
bop ba bodda bope
be bop ba bodda bope
bop ba bodda
ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
bop ba bodda bope
be bop ba bodda bope
bop ba bodda bope
ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Ephemeral
trash, absolute trash
shut the fuck up becky and lemme smash
dealing with suckas posting shit threads
dead heads just full of lead

speds?

nah, offensive to those with disability
they try but can't get clarity
OT hasn't even got the creativity
the levity, the brevity?
not there, couldn't get it if you wanted to
quality? hardly, as if that shit could be true

bongoes bingo and post yo'
something greater but now just a slew
of content unoriginal
infinitesimal
feeble

spit some rhymes and cover up the time
this lingering place got, building up with rime
bitter chill of a joke long forgotten
a good place gone rotten
ill, weak, a state of decay

a good time to stop maybe, okay.
Qiyana

Ephemeral wrote:

shut the fuck up becky and lemme smash
you roasts were great, but that's pretty rood,
reminds me of burger king's dollar menu food.
burger king is terrible, just like that bar.
just remember the next time you do it, lock the car.

that line right there was passive.
the size of your ego is friggin massive.
but what do i know i'm just a 12 year old kid.
when i heard noises in your room last night i didn't want to know what you did
ColdTooth

johnmedina999 wrote:

Well you know how it is,
I'm rhyming here once again.
On request of DJ Enetro, making another rap battle thread.
Seeing who won, and having some more fun again.

I don't really know what to say,
Except that rhyming can be fun.
I remember the first rhyming thread we had a while ago,
I got trolled because it was an OT Bingo thread
And I felt led astray
But it's clear that stitposters won.

So let me initiate this rap battle thread,
And to everyone that's battling,
Get ready to be ripped to shreds.
Look at you rhyme, all grime like a dime
Sendin' us notes through a thread like this
Like they were fly high in the sky
But you didn't know I have returned
So let's start this battle even though I'm late

DJ Enetro wrote:

Yo, Enetro with the spirit's up
I'm 100% all in, ready to be screwed up
Thanks for starting this battle up
And of course, our raps boost each other up

But now it's time to get pure serious
So watch me become FAST AND FURIOUS

Just like you told me before, "you need to step up your game",
But I'll admit I do it partially for the fame
Call me egotistic if you like but you're going down
For where's your honesty this time around?
*WHERE johnmedina999*: currently not online
And soon I'll tear you down line by line
I'm in full consensus with you, thrilling and all
But my 337+pp makes sure you will fall.
I'm fine if you are more OP in osu!mania than me
But people voted "no" when I asked "John for presidency?"

Last one was NOT FFA, I can tell
But hopefully the title will ring a bell

Let's go
Look at you go like you know how to talk
All I see here are words from a piece of chalk
You're like a board that makes me so bored
Of this unoriginal chord

Holy shit man, look at you go
Do you even know what an enter key is?

Nah man, lemme show you the right way.

DJ Enetro wrote:

I keep on telling you, CS GO flip off
Else I'll suddenly jump out and attack you like a snow puff
How many of these "hoes" you got? 10.5 million?
Well I'll show you, one of the seven billion
I got a few girls by my side, kai and Tae
But yours will go away when they see you die
Not literally of course but still purely roasted
I'll give you a fry of my own, so get toasted
Run at me like a puma but I hold up like trump's walls
You chump, I've never seen a better diss that appalled
I was lying about Sagiri, I prefer Kanade
Look up AB if you don't know who she is, betrayed
*bass drops*
You've only seen 10% of my savagery
So go back to your hoes, and take off their lingerie
So we can coexist as the true rap gods
Gonna eats some Eminems, give me some nods
Your words look like junk to me, let alone a fuckin' wasteland.
All I see is a jumbled chord, just like your choice of words.
What you need is English class remastered, or maybe even two
But don't jump to poetry or you might became a shoe.

Your pp is the size of your ego, I got ten times that
And you play CSGO, what are you, Russian?
No wonder why your rapping sucks, I'm like a cat
That will scratch you until you have a concussion.

There aren't 7 billion girls in the world, let alone one liking you
And you showing only 10% will get people to boo
Show some more of your bullshit, if you even have any left
Cause I'll just keep comin' by once more instead of your theft

Ephemeral wrote:

trash, absolute trash
shut the fuck up becky and lemme smash
dealing with suckas posting shit threads
dead heads just full of lead

speds?

nah, offensive to those with disability
they try but can't get clarity
OT hasn't even got the creativity
the levity, the brevity?
not there, couldn't get it if you wanted to
quality? hardly, as if that shit could be true

bongoes bingo and post yo'
something greater but now just a slew
of content unoriginal
infinitesimal
feeble

spit some rhymes and cover up the time
this lingering place got, building up with rime
bitter chill of a joke long forgotten
a good place gone rotten
ill, weak, a state of decay

a good time to stop maybe, okay.
Woah, look at this bird go!
Callin' us trash like we do!
Can't really think of anything good
Cause I read a book in class about some albatross dying and what not because of a crossbow fuck

I give him a ten, he's cool
Better than what Enetro did in school
Can't even roast anyone decent
Let alone what is recent

Dyl-Byl wrote:

you roasts were great, but that's pretty rood,
reminds me of burger king's dollar menu food.
burger king is terrible, just like that bar.
just remember the next time you do it, lock the car.

that line right there was passive.
the size of your ego is friggin massive.
but what do i know i'm just a 12 year old kid.
when i heard noises in your room last night i didn't want to know what you did
Why the hell would you be in my house last night?
Are you trying to find some damn delight?
Cause good luck on that in your future, kid
Even though you wouldn't understand any further
You're on the edge, so don't even try to bid
Just don't go 'round and go on a spree of murther

Roast me.
DJ Enetro

ColdTooth wrote:

Roast me.

You fool, you're 100% begging for it
so time to get some bondage, fire I spit

ColdTooth wrote:

Look at you rhyme, all grime like a dime
Sendin' us notes through a thread like this
Like they were fly high in the sky
But you didn't know I have returned
So let's start this battle even though I'm late

First of all, no need to worry, we're late sometimes
but for some reason i got a feeling that you need to polish your rhymes

ColdTooth wrote:

Look at you go like you know how to talk
All I see here are words from a piece of chalk
You're like a board that makes me so bored
Of this unoriginal chord
Holy shit man, look at you go
Do you even know what an enter key is?
Nah man, lemme show you the right way.

Nah fam, a piece of chalk? How naïve
even worse: calling me out on the enter key
RETURN to your home, think up some more
for i'm boring a hole into your rap skyscraper, i'll do it more
Of course i'm going, so what? you're flailing too much
when I hear your raps that have just random letters and such.

ColdTooth wrote:

Your words look like junk to me, let alone a fuckin' wasteland.
All I see is a jumbled chord, just like your choice of words.
What you need is English class remastered, or maybe even two
But don't jump to poetry or you might became a shoe.
Your pp is the size of your ego, I got ten times that
And you play CSGO, what are you, Russian?
No wonder why your rapping sucks, I'm like a cat
That will scratch you until you have a concussion.
There aren't 7 billion girls in the world, let alone one liking you
And you showing only 10% will get people to boo
Show some more of your bullshit, if you even have any left
Cause I'll just keep comin' by once more instead of your theft

Yea, we all know I'd lose to cookiezi any day
But i only use a trackpad, so stop coming my way
You'd be part of the booing crowd and throwing fruit at me no doubt
And you are such a piece of trash to thnk I play CS
I'll counter snipe you with my well-placed rhyme mines
A wasteland? that's where you belong, you're wasting my time
Of course i'll show you my rest, but it's a gradual increase
like ERB, tho: you decay cuz you can't sustain my releases
you call yourself a cat? I'm a dog
who chases you down the street untill you get bogged
and my raps are jumbled because you are too blind to see what's in it
go ahead; i can do this all day, push me to the limit

Ephemeral wrote:

trash, absolute trash
shut the fuck up becky and lemme smash
dealing with suckas posting shit threads
dead heads just full of lead
speds?
nah, offensive to those with disability
they try but can't get clarity
OT hasn't even got the creativity
the levity, the brevity?
not there, couldn't get it if you wanted to
quality? hardly, as if that shit could be true
bongoes bingo and post yo'
something greater but now just a slew
of content unoriginal
infinitesimal
feeble
spit some rhymes and cover up the time
this lingering place got, building up with rime
bitter chill of a joke long forgotten
a good place gone rotten
ill, weak, a state of decay
a good time to stop maybe, okay.


You fool, thinking you can come up against me?
Your raps are ephemeral enough that your death i'll see.
Overusing memes and calling me full of lead?
Your bullets suck, cuz my raps are Kevlar instead.
I'll take your challenge, regrow like a Hydra
In fact i'll make you obey me like a Lamia
I'm so clarion, come at me but i'm a gryphon
The effect comes after the cause: HYSTERON PROTERON

ColdTooth wrote:

I give him a ten, he's cool
Better than what Enetro did in school
Can't even roast anyone decent
Let alone what is recent


I insist: you talk trash
but that's ok, you aren't worth cash
I roast blokes who roast most goats in throats
But you didn't want to stop there, oh no!
This is recent, so let me become ISIS for a moment
and call you a foolish idiot at the end of the gloaming
It's YOU who needs to roast ME, I'm immune
but you can try, i'll give you the tune
Qiyana

ColdTooth wrote:

Why the hell would you be in my house last night?
Are you trying to find some damn delight?
Cause good luck on that in your future, kid
Even though you wouldn't understand any further
You're on the edge, so don't even try to bid
Just don't go 'round and go on a spree of murther
Roast me.
i'd look up to you, but you're a pokemon.
telling me what to do but you're not my mom.
this thread is the worst and will never be complete.
why don't you get a job and take a seat.

you're probably seating in a chair right now.
and the chair that you're sitting on probably smells foul.
and the roasts that you wrote weren't roasts they were fails.
my bars so sick falling on you like hail.

i bet you can't afford a toilet so you go to burger king everyday
i'd rather look at the toilets than at your face.
one day, you'll slip into something nice, hopefully a coma.
if i went into your room, i'd die of the aroma.
DJ Enetro

Ephemeral wrote:

trash, absolute trash
shut the fuck up becky and lemme smash
dealing with suckas posting shit threads
dead heads just full of lead

speds?

nah, offensive to those with disability
they try but can't get clarity
OT hasn't even got the creativity
the levity, the brevity?
not there, couldn't get it if you wanted to
quality? hardly, as if that shit could be true

bongoes bingo and post yo'
something greater but now just a slew
of content unoriginal
infinitesimal
feeble

spit some rhymes and cover up the time
this lingering place got, building up with rime
bitter chill of a joke long forgotten
a good place gone rotten
ill, weak, a state of decay

a good time to stop maybe, okay.
Actually, no. I'm with Dyl on this side
so flip off; I said,no Ron this tide
you think I'm feeble? you chicken of a hack,
photoshopping your avatar so it looks all wack

I have tons of disabilities, so I'll take offense
I've got my epée ready, so prepare to be fenced
This is nothing compared to the desuetude you exhibit
because for me, the verbiage disses I have have no limit:

abysmal
with maladroit
my finesse exploits

this is nothing like BS, i watch you twice like DS
now roast me you egotistical cock, watch me rage in pollock
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