Ever since Brian OA left post, we've started getting these new people overnight who think they know the rules of shitposting. So far we had three cases, let's review them in more detail:
First case: roshan117
First appeared early to mid 2016, he attempted to lower the shitposting quality by some amount. His notorious threads include "SELF-INDUCED CRINGE RECIPE", "ban everyone with cat avatars", and "ROSHAN FOR WORST SHITPOSTER". Some may say it is almost a coincidence that a new head of the content police was appointed around that time, the threadlock master Stephan. With a flail swoop all of OT and any shitposting attempts were brought to a halt. roshan117 was defeated soon after and the shitposting disease was extracted, locked away in the depths of the legendary graveyard.
Second case: faiswusuf
The trojan horse of shitposting. What first appeared to be a normal day in OT turned to a grim reminder nobody is safe. He was already infected with the shitposting disease shown to result in lower than normal shit quality posting to begin with. His threads were weak and held by just mere strings. This resulted in anything from nonsense formatted from someone's ass to mspaint job of a zeroth world problem. The worst of it, however, was when the floodgates opened. That day OT's threads were bombarded to no end, and eventually the disease spread to infect even me. Though he was unmatched, he was met his demise when he learned the truth.
Third case: Blitzfrog
The current case. This one is the third movie you never wanted to come out version of low effort shitposting strength. He goes by the example of the previous two cases, having dummied down strain of the shitposting disease . Not much to say yet as the worst is possibly to come.
Is it really coincidence there 3 came with Stephan taking charge? With Stephan slowly leaving post (I think?), Blitzfrog might be the last in this trio. Time will tell.
Boy this shitpost took longer than the effort I wanted to put into it
First case: roshan117
First appeared early to mid 2016, he attempted to lower the shitposting quality by some amount. His notorious threads include "SELF-INDUCED CRINGE RECIPE", "ban everyone with cat avatars", and "ROSHAN FOR WORST SHITPOSTER". Some may say it is almost a coincidence that a new head of the content police was appointed around that time, the threadlock master Stephan. With a flail swoop all of OT and any shitposting attempts were brought to a halt. roshan117 was defeated soon after and the shitposting disease was extracted, locked away in the depths of the legendary graveyard.
Second case: faiswusuf
The trojan horse of shitposting. What first appeared to be a normal day in OT turned to a grim reminder nobody is safe. He was already infected with the shitposting disease shown to result in lower than normal shit quality posting to begin with. His threads were weak and held by just mere strings. This resulted in anything from nonsense formatted from someone's ass to mspaint job of a zeroth world problem. The worst of it, however, was when the floodgates opened. That day OT's threads were bombarded to no end, and eventually the disease spread to infect even me. Though he was unmatched, he was met his demise when he learned the truth.
Third case: Blitzfrog
The current case. This one is the third movie you never wanted to come out version of low effort shitposting strength. He goes by the example of the previous two cases, having dummied down strain of the shitposting disease . Not much to say yet as the worst is possibly to come.
Is it really coincidence there 3 came with Stephan taking charge? With Stephan slowly leaving post (I think?), Blitzfrog might be the last in this trio. Time will tell.
Boy this shitpost took longer than the effort I wanted to put into it
