juesus wrote:

Ekis de

Achromalia wrote:

i've die... again?

Penguin wrote:

I love it when you steal my necro points

Achromalia wrote:

the big die

Westonini wrote:

I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.

I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.

I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

Penguin wrote:

You're under arrest for being in a bad mood.

Achromalia wrote:

Am I seriously this bad?

keremal wrote:

dragon turtles dance apparently.
science, moving forward one step at a time. or back. or two hops this time.

Penguin wrote:

Something penguin related

Achromalia wrote:

aAAAaAaAaaaaaAaAAaAAaAAAaaAAA

Penguin wrote:

I once peek into my neighbor while he's showering

Meah wrote:

You can call me God now

Meah wrote:

Penguin wrote:

I once peek into my neighbor while he's showering

sosteneshion wrote:

AYAYA

Penguin wrote:

Philippines best country

Meah wrote:

Philippines suckxxes!!

Achromalia wrote:

im dumb i didn't read the rules

Penguin wrote:

i have 3 eggs the left the middle and the right

Meah wrote:

make america great again

charamaru wrote:

dab

keremal wrote:

st-st-st-stop stuttering

SepelaThons wrote:

Try moving to japan. (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*

Achromalia wrote:

i think i came.

charamaru wrote:

i'm glad we're getting this hat thing sorted out but how come when i called the contact number you left, it just led me to the you've been rejected hotline??????? hello???????????????

Penguin wrote:

polygamist

sosteneshion wrote:

To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to

tad01123 wrote:

My pee pee hard

charamaru wrote:

[4K] except the K stands for keremal

Penguin wrote:

Western Diet

pentaqola wrote:

its beautiful... i'm so glad to wield such power...

i. feel. UNSTOPPABLE.

Penguin wrote:

wow omg guys DAE SINGLE????

Achromalia wrote:

s h u t

Penguin wrote:

I'm a short little boy, standing at 5'7"

charamaru wrote:

i want cheesed burger

tad01123 wrote:

I wouldn't mind having Westonini as my dad.

Penguin wrote:

suck me

Achromalia wrote:

shit what

OT: bring protection

Penguin wrote:

is there a necromancer in your fridge?

Westonini wrote:

dicko mode

Penguin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

You can also quote yourself