Penguin wrote:
anime elitist
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charamaru wrote:
come on, big money, no whammies....
Achromalia wrote:
&
juesus wrote:
Ekis de
Penguin wrote:
I love it when you steal my necro points
Westonini wrote:
I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.
I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.
As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.
I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.
I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.
Penguin wrote:
You're under arrest for being in a bad mood.
keremal wrote:
dragon turtles dance apparently.
science, moving forward one step at a time. or back. or two hops this time.
Penguin wrote:
Something penguin related
Penguin wrote:
I once peek into my neighbor while he's showering
Meah wrote:
You can call me God now
Blasphemy! I've never said that! Away with your slander!Meah wrote:
Penguin wrote:
I once peek into my neighbor while he's showering
sosteneshion wrote:
AYAYA
Meah wrote:
Philippines suckxxes!!
Penguin wrote:
i have 3 eggs the left the middle and the right
SepelaThons wrote:
Try moving to japan. (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*
charamaru wrote:
i'm glad we're getting this hat thing sorted out but how come when i called the contact number you left, it just led me to the you've been rejected hotline??????? hello???????????????
Penguin wrote:
polygamist
sosteneshion wrote:
To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to
pentaqola wrote:
its beautiful... i'm so glad to wield such power...
i. feel. UNSTOPPABLE.
Penguin wrote:
wow omg guys DAE SINGLE????
charamaru wrote:
i want cheesed burger
tad01123 wrote:
I wouldn't mind having Westonini as my dad.
Penguin wrote:
suck me