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Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:10:34+00:00

You wake up in the back of a truck, you have no idea where you are.
The truck stops.

What do you do ?

Jarby

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Jarby 2011-03-15T19:11:11+00:00

PIKACHU

mm201

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mm201 2011-03-15T19:11:55+00:00

Sneak up on the driver, slug him with one of the crates.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:11:57+00:00

You find no PIKACHUs inside the truck.

Shiirn

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Shiirn 2011-03-15T19:11:59+00:00

Suicide

If you can see this it means I'm posting outside of the mapping forums and you should take anything I said with heaps of salt, or as purely intended for humor.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:13:53+00:00

Suicide is impossible. You may manage to simply knock yourself out, though.
Unfortunately, our main character is made of Plotanium and can never be destroyed.

Shiirn

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Shiirn 2011-03-15T19:14:21+00:00

Try to kill myself again.

If you can see this it means I'm posting outside of the mapping forums and you should take anything I said with heaps of salt, or as purely intended for humor.

mm201

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mm201 2011-03-15T19:16:38+00:00

MetalMario201 wrote:
Sneak up on the driver, slug him with one of the crates.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:17:06+00:00

WELL TOO BAD YOU KNOCKED YOURSELF OUT.

@MM: You sneak up on the driver with a crate. As he tries to pull a gun to bust a cap in yo ass, you hit him over the head with a crate full of nails.
Momma, I just killed a man...

Rule #1: the same person can never pick an action two times in a row.
Rule #2: read rule #1.

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adam2046

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adam2046 2011-03-15T19:17:27+00:00

Start a new game.

Weez

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Weez 2011-03-15T19:18:36+00:00

Call upon my woodland creatures and use the power of NATURE to stop the truck.

Hi

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:20:36+00:00

Starting a new game is impossibru, and we haven't even met Professor Oak yet. Didn't you notice how no one asked whether our main character is a boy or a girl yet ?

Jarby

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Jarby 2011-03-15T19:24:27+00:00

Press the A button a lot.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:28:14+00:00

You press the A button a lot.
A stranger comes by and asks why you're poking the dead body of the man you just killed.

What do you say ?

adam2046

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Joined April 2008

adam2046 2011-03-15T19:29:06+00:00

Are we a boy or a girl?

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:34:39+00:00

In order to answer your question properly, and make sure that you aren't just crossdressing, the stranger is going to feel you up beneath your skirt.

This is highly inappropriate, but the stranger answers that you seem to be a girl. Although further investigation may be necessary.

wat do ?

adam2046

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adam2046 2011-03-15T19:37:05+00:00

pomf

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:38:08+00:00

Wah !
What are we gonna do in the tall grass ?

TKiller

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TKiller 2011-03-15T19:45:15+00:00

iddqd

My opinion > your opinion.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:51:48+00:00

I broke my own rules, how skilled am I ?

God mode activated.
Although it doesn't have much of an effect on a character made of Plotan-A WILD RATTATA APPEARED.

deadbeat

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deadbeat 2011-03-15T19:53:12+00:00

beat it with a stick

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T19:57:01+00:00

You attempt to be the Rattata with a stick.
Unfortunately, god mode doesn't transfer to the stick, and Rattata just ate it.

>Items
>Run

deadbeat

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deadbeat 2011-03-15T20:00:13+00:00

walk to prof oak's and get a pokemon and get revenge on the rattata

Loginer

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Here since the beginning

Loginer 2011-03-15T20:09:22+00:00

Pokédex wrote:
Bites anything when it attacks.

Priestess In Yellow wrote:
our main character is made of Plotanium

Fuck Oak. Just ignore all the wild Rattata and move to the next town. We need to get some Pokéballs.

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Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T20:14:43+00:00

Halfway and 20 wild Rattatas through Road <number>, we encounter a girl who has been chasing after our hero ever since we pomfed into the tall grass.
She tells you all about how she's sending you back to Bel-Air because it's dangerous in the tall grass outside the town, and you don't have a pokeman with you.

So we're back in the starter town. What do ?

deadbeat

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deadbeat 2011-03-15T20:20:38+00:00

find professor oak

Mara

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Mara 2011-03-15T20:27:00+00:00

Start hunting fleshpounds for dosh.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T20:28:42+00:00

So we made it to Professor Oak's lab.
Now, as Professor Oak usually does before the game even starts, he's going to ask for our main character's gender and name.

What are they ?

Sleep Powder

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Sleep Powder 2011-03-15T20:30:00+00:00

Be the Prince of Bel-Air.

❀~animask's Color Guide~❀

Orange - Cute and fluffy
Brown - Disappointed or Upset
Blue - "Cool" or "Chill"
Red - High disapproval or high tension
Green - Cheerful, supportable, or friendly
Black - Informative and/or Professional
Pink - Caring, loving or flirty
Grey - Sad or philosophical.
Purple - Fuck Purple.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T20:37:03+00:00

You tell Oak that you're the Prince of Bel-Air.
He tells you that your clothes are rather odd for a prince, but regardless you get a Pokédex.

Now he asks our main character, the Prince(ss) of Bel-Air to pick her first pokemon.

>Bulbasaur
>Charmander
>Squirtle

CheeseWarlock

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CheeseWarlock 2011-03-15T21:37:33+00:00

Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time

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Scodiac

Scodiac 2011-03-15T21:58:24+00:00

can we have a mudkip as our starter pokemon?

deadbeat

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deadbeat 2011-03-15T21:59:43+00:00

CheeseWarlock wrote:
Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time

Natteke

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Natteke 2011-03-15T22:01:53+00:00

Sit down and enjoy yourself.

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-15T22:48:15+00:00

Little Ms. Main Character forces Gary into picking the first Pokemon !

The choices are now as following:

>Charmeleon
>Squirtle

Sleep Powder

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Sleep Powder 2011-03-15T23:02:31+00:00

Pick Gary as your Pokemon.

If not then pick Squirtle.

❀~animask's Color Guide~❀

Orange - Cute and fluffy
Brown - Disappointed or Upset
Blue - "Cool" or "Chill"
Red - High disapproval or high tension
Green - Cheerful, supportable, or friendly
Black - Informative and/or Professional
Pink - Caring, loving or flirty
Grey - Sad or philosophical.
Purple - Fuck Purple.

iMuffin

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iMuffin 2011-03-15T23:24:00+00:00

are you an idiot? i'll take the obviously higher leveled Charmeleon please

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Scodiac

Scodiac 2011-03-15T23:38:34+00:00

Everyone knows pre-evolved poke'mon are weaker than one you raise yourself.

Pick squirtle BLASTOISE IS THE SHIT!!

iMuffin

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iMuffin 2011-03-15T23:40:20+00:00

but is the opportunity to show gary that's he's a weak little crybaby that easy to pass up?

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Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-16T00:35:44+00:00

You pick Squirtle.

GARY CHALLENGED YOU TO A FIGHT.
GARY SENT OUT BULBASAUR.

Fabi

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Fabi 2011-03-16T01:04:53+00:00

Open the door!

Daru

osu!painter

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Daru 2011-03-16T01:11:41+00:00

Squirtle, use flamethrower.

SargentPie

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Joined January 2011

SargentPie 2011-03-16T01:47:11+00:00

...But it failed so badly that squirtle got confused and used skull bash into your crotch!

Wat do poot herr

Steam: Wololo
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mekadon_old

mekadon_old 2011-03-16T03:34:56+00:00

Summon Jyoubutsu

Faust

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Faust 2011-03-16T03:47:06+00:00

I activate my trap card.

DeathxShinigami

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DeathxShinigami 2011-03-16T04:25:29+00:00

set stealth rock.

Sleep Powder

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Sleep Powder 2011-03-16T04:34:36+00:00

Use the Potion you usually get from the PC during battle.

❀~animask's Color Guide~❀

Orange - Cute and fluffy
Brown - Disappointed or Upset
Blue - "Cool" or "Chill"
Red - High disapproval or high tension
Green - Cheerful, supportable, or friendly
Black - Informative and/or Professional
Pink - Caring, loving or flirty
Grey - Sad or philosophical.
Purple - Fuck Purple.

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2011-03-16T06:56:54+00:00

Faust wrote:
I activate my trap card.

I THROW DOWN A FACE DOWN.

"I have seen the dragon."

Lunah_old

Lunah_old 2011-03-16T11:33:22+00:00

Rape Pokémon Center nurse

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2011-03-16T16:43:02+00:00

Ever17 wrote:
Open the door!

You get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.

This doesn't have much to do with the battle, however, and Douche is a douche as usual.
BULBASAUR USED GROWL.

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