Starting a new game is impossibru, and we haven't even met Professor Oak yet. Didn't you notice how no one asked whether our main character is a boy or a girl yet ?
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Press the A button a lot.
Rena-chan
Are we a boy or a girl?
Rena-chan
In order to answer your question properly, and make sure that you aren't just crossdressing, the stranger is going to feel you up beneath your skirt.
This is highly inappropriate, but the stranger answers that you seem to be a girl. Although further investigation may be necessary.
wat do ?
This is highly inappropriate, but the stranger answers that you seem to be a girl. Although further investigation may be necessary.
wat do ?
pomf
iddqd
Rena-chan
beat it with a stick
Rena-chan
walk to prof oak's and get a pokemon and get revenge on the rattata
Pokédex wrote:
Bites anything when it attacks.
Fuck Oak. Just ignore all the wild Rattata and move to the next town. We need to get some Pokéballs.Priestess In Yellow wrote:
our main character is made of Plotanium
Rena-chan
Halfway and 20 wild Rattatas through Road <number>, we encounter a girl who has been chasing after our hero ever since we pomfed into the tall grass.
She tells you all about how she's sending you back to Bel-Air because it's dangerous in the tall grass outside the town, and you don't have a pokeman with you.
So we're back in the starter town. What do ?
She tells you all about how she's sending you back to Bel-Air because it's dangerous in the tall grass outside the town, and you don't have a pokeman with you.
So we're back in the starter town. What do ?
find professor oak
Start hunting fleshpounds for dosh.
Rena-chan
Be the Prince of Bel-Air.
Rena-chan
Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time
CheeseWarlock wrote:
Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time
Sit down and enjoy yourself.
Rena-chan
Pick Gary as your Pokemon.
If not then pick Squirtle.
If not then pick Squirtle.
are you an idiot? i'll take the obviously higher leveled Charmeleon please
Scodiac
but is the opportunity to show gary that's he's a weak little crybaby that easy to pass up?
Rena-chan
Open the door!
...But it failed so badly that squirtle got confused and used skull bash into your crotch!
I activate my trap card.
set stealth rock.
Use the Potion you usually get from the PC during battle.
I THROW DOWN A FACE DOWN.Faust wrote:
I activate my trap card.
Rena-chan
can i be pikachu?
Use Splash!
Pull out your hax and fly out through the wall
Rena-chan
Rena-chan
walk to Brock's gym.
destroy gym.
steal gym badge
destroy gym.
steal gym badge
buy 500 magikarps.
notice bike costs 1.000.000$, sell all possession.
teach the awesome technique "Cut" to all pokemans.
notice bike costs 1.000.000$, sell all possession.
teach the awesome technique "Cut" to all pokemans.
Go to Cerulean City.
Walk up Nugget Bridge (while defeating everyone else)
When the guy asks you to join Team Rocket, ACCEPT.
Walk up Nugget Bridge (while defeating everyone else)
When the guy asks you to join Team Rocket, ACCEPT.
Make sweet sexsual voices to Team Plasma leader