forum

Let's play Pokemon !

posted
Total Posts
62
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You wake up in the back of a truck, you have no idea where you are.
The truck stops.

What do you do ?
Jarby
PIKACHU
mm201
Sneak up on the driver, slug him with one of the crates.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You find no PIKACHUs inside the truck.
Shiirn
Suicide
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Suicide is impossible. You may manage to simply knock yourself out, though.
Unfortunately, our main character is made of Plotanium and can never be destroyed.
Shiirn
Try to kill myself again.
mm201

MetalMario201 wrote:

Sneak up on the driver, slug him with one of the crates.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
WELL TOO BAD YOU KNOCKED YOURSELF OUT.

@MM: You sneak up on the driver with a crate. As he tries to pull a gun to bust a cap in yo ass, you hit him over the head with a crate full of nails.
Momma, I just killed a man...

Rule #1: the same person can never pick an action two times in a row.
Rule #2: read rule #1.
adam2046
Start a new game.
Weez
Call upon my woodland creatures and use the power of NATURE to stop the truck.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Starting a new game is impossibru, and we haven't even met Professor Oak yet. Didn't you notice how no one asked whether our main character is a boy or a girl yet ?
Jarby
Press the A button a lot.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You press the A button a lot.
A stranger comes by and asks why you're poking the dead body of the man you just killed.

What do you say ?
adam2046
Are we a boy or a girl?
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
In order to answer your question properly, and make sure that you aren't just crossdressing, the stranger is going to feel you up beneath your skirt.

This is highly inappropriate, but the stranger answers that you seem to be a girl. Although further investigation may be necessary.

wat do ?
adam2046
pomf
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Wah !
What are we gonna do in the tall grass ?
TKiller
iddqd
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
I broke my own rules, how skilled am I ?

God mode activated.
Although it doesn't have much of an effect on a character made of Plotan-A WILD RATTATA APPEARED.
deadbeat
beat it with a stick
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You attempt to be the Rattata with a stick.
Unfortunately, god mode doesn't transfer to the stick, and Rattata just ate it.

>Items
>Run
deadbeat
walk to prof oak's and get a pokemon and get revenge on the rattata
Loginer

Pokédex wrote:

Bites anything when it attacks.

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

our main character is made of Plotanium
Fuck Oak. Just ignore all the wild Rattata and move to the next town. We need to get some Pokéballs.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Halfway and 20 wild Rattatas through Road <number>, we encounter a girl who has been chasing after our hero ever since we pomfed into the tall grass.
She tells you all about how she's sending you back to Bel-Air because it's dangerous in the tall grass outside the town, and you don't have a pokeman with you.

So we're back in the starter town. What do ?
deadbeat
find professor oak
Mara
Start hunting fleshpounds for dosh.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
So we made it to Professor Oak's lab.
Now, as Professor Oak usually does before the game even starts, he's going to ask for our main character's gender and name.

What are they ?
Sleep Powder
Be the Prince of Bel-Air.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You tell Oak that you're the Prince of Bel-Air.
He tells you that your clothes are rather odd for a prince, but regardless you get a Pokédex.

Now he asks our main character, the Prince(ss) of Bel-Air to pick her first pokemon.

>Bulbasaur
>Charmander
>Squirtle
CheeseWarlock
Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time
Scodiac
can we have a mudkip as our starter pokemon?
deadbeat

CheeseWarlock wrote:

Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time
Natteke
Sit down and enjoy yourself.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Little Ms. Main Character forces Gary into picking the first Pokemon !

The choices are now as following:

>Charmeleon
>Squirtle
Sleep Powder
Pick Gary as your Pokemon.

If not then pick Squirtle.
iMuffin
are you an idiot? i'll take the obviously higher leveled Charmeleon please
Scodiac
Everyone knows pre-evolved poke'mon are weaker than one you raise yourself.

Pick squirtle BLASTOISE IS THE SHIT!!
iMuffin
but is the opportunity to show gary that's he's a weak little crybaby that easy to pass up?
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You pick Squirtle.

GARY CHALLENGED YOU TO A FIGHT.
GARY SENT OUT BULBASAUR.
Fabi
Open the door!
Daru
Squirtle, use flamethrower.
SargentPie
...But it failed so badly that squirtle got confused and used skull bash into your crotch!
mekadon_old
Summon Jyoubutsu
Faust
I activate my trap card.
DeathxShinigami
set stealth rock.
Sleep Powder
Use the Potion you usually get from the PC during battle.
Lizzehb

Faust wrote:

I activate my trap card.
I THROW DOWN A FACE DOWN.
Lunah_old
Rape Pokémon Center nurse
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

Ever17 wrote:

Open the door!
You get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.

This doesn't have much to do with the battle, however, and Douche is a douche as usual.
BULBASAUR USED GROWL.
show more
Please sign in to reply.

New reply