Rate the joke above you

Nameless

Joined April 2014

Topic Starter

Nameless 2015-10-10T19:21:12+00:00

Example:

Person A:
8/10
<insert joke here>

Person B:
0/10
<insert joke here>

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I'll start.

Optimist - "It's only 7 'o' clock!"
Pessimist - "It's already 7 'o' clock!"
Radical Feminist - "The clock is being raped!"

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-10-10T19:24:18+00:00

7/10 you tried

A neutron enters into a bar, asks for a drink. When its about to pay, he asks the bartender: How much? The bartender says: For you, no charge.

ba dum tss

Birdy

5,720 posts

Joined April 2011

Birdy 2015-10-10T19:39:48+00:00

3/10 there was an attempt (walks into a bar jokes in general are not that good I guess)

here's the best one in that category though:

A vegan, a crossfitter and an atheist walk into a bar. I only know because they made sure to tell everyone within 2 minutes.

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-10-10T19:42:42+00:00

2/10

Trash Boat

Nameless

517 posts

Joined April 2014

Topic Starter

Nameless 2015-10-10T19:44:12+00:00

10/10

What's the difference between a Jew and a Cadet?
Cadets can leave camp.

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-10-10T19:44:13+00:00

0/10 thats not a joke, thats a fact enet dammit

knock knock

who is it?

two

two who?

its pronounced Toho, you silly.

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-10-10T19:47:28+00:00

0/10

Argentinian men who like fighting games.

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-10-10T19:48:45+00:00

again 0/10 thats also a fact, not a joke

rebel british who doesnt respect/recognize their superiors

Nameless

517 posts

Joined April 2014

Topic Starter

Nameless 2015-10-10T19:50:25+00:00

0/10

Modern rap.

Ochinchi-sama

178 posts

Joined April 2015

Ochinchi-sama 2015-10-10T20:18:13+00:00

6/10

Women's rights

Aomi

1,993 posts

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-10-10T20:28:41+00:00

0/10

Your life.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Ochinchi-sama

178 posts

Joined April 2015

Ochinchi-sama 2015-10-10T20:33:51+00:00

7/10 I can agree that it's almost laughable how successful I am despite the lack of effort I've put in anything throughout my life.

You are worth something

fat pear

264 posts

Joined July 2014

fat pear 2015-10-11T04:43:15+00:00

10/10 i am worth something

why did the chicken cross the road
because the chicken is walking across the road! hahahahah

Mofu kun

1,500 posts

Joined September 2013

Mofu kun 2015-10-11T04:52:48+00:00

3/10 no smile

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

because he was hit by a bus.

Don't kill, and don't be killed, okay? That's the best you can strive for.

assorted quotes

Mr Color wrote:
boku no pico
there I said something that is potentially silenceable in game
GET AT ME

Sonatora wrote:
and retarded people can't play chess

IppE wrote:
Cats fucking love boxes.

puccithecat

166 posts

Joined March 2015

puccithecat 2015-10-11T05:35:27+00:00

1/10 i dont get it....

TEACHER: what is the chemical formula of water?
CHILD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: what are you talking about?
CHILD: yesterday you said H to O