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Modern rap.
Modern rap.
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6/10
Women's rights
Women's rights
0/10
Your life.
Your life.
7/10 I can agree that it's almost laughable how successful I am despite the lack of effort I've put in anything throughout my life.
You are worth something
You are worth something
10/10 i am worth something
why did the chicken cross the road
because the chicken is walking across the road! hahahahah
why did the chicken cross the road
because the chicken is walking across the road! hahahahah
3/10 no smile
why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
because he was hit by a bus.
why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
because he was hit by a bus.
1/10 i dont get it....
TEACHER: what is the chemical formula of water?
CHILD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: what are you talking about?
CHILD: yesterday you said H to O
TEACHER: what is the chemical formula of water?
CHILD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: what are you talking about?
CHILD: yesterday you said H to O
1/10
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve time travellers".
Two men walk into a bar.
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve time travellers".
Two men walk into a bar.
10/10 lol
There is no point in explaining jokes to a cleptomaniac. They tend to take things literally.
There is no point in explaining jokes to a cleptomaniac. They tend to take things literally.
10/10Trash Boat wrote:
10/10 lol
There is no point in explaining jokes to a cleptomaniac. They tend to take things literally.
What used to be a kids favorite meal at subway? The Footlong.
(I'm sorry)
Topic Starter
8/10
Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you just end up with nuts in your mouth.
Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you just end up with nuts in your mouth.
Only 6/10 cos you forgot to specify females and gays.
Why did the boy cry after playing osu?
He has arthritis.
Why did the boy cry after playing osu?
He has arthritis.
4/10
A man walked into a bar and got himself really drunk, cos he was depressed.
A man walked into a bar and got himself really drunk, cos he was depressed.
lol 9/10FuZ wrote:
7/10
A blind man walks into a bar
And a table
And a chair
a homo habilis that just realized he has 2 thumbs says what?
10/10 because he is the best joke
I raped your dad.
I raped your dad.
tubeAkatsukie wrote:
you
7/10
a horse walks into a bar, orders a drink and the bartender says "why the long face?"
10/10 Because the horse was so butthurt he couldn't wipe his tears away
"4.9/10"
A neckbeard was found dead somewhere in Argentina. Reports say he committed suicide after being butthurt on osu.
"4.9/10"
A neckbeard was found dead somewhere in Argentina. Reports say he committed suicide after being butthurt on osu.
adam/savage
index is legit.
index is legit.
1/10
not a joke
what's a foot long and slippery?
a slipper.
not a joke
what's a foot long and slippery?
a slipper.
1/10, slippers aren't slippery
A man walks into a bar, he says ouch
A man walks into a bar, he says ouch
1/10
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: "My wife has terminal cancer."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: "My wife has terminal cancer."
3/10 i dont get it :p
TEACHER: why are you doing multiplication on the floor?
STUDENT: because you told me to do it without tables
TEACHER: why are you doing multiplication on the floor?
STUDENT: because you told me to do it without tables
6/10
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
1/10 unoriginal
how many babies does it take to paint a wall
depends on how hard you throw them
how many babies does it take to paint a wall
depends on how hard you throw them
1/10 those jokes though
i ate a clock.
it was very time consuming.
i ate a clock.
it was very time consuming.
4/10
What was your first obstacle in life?
Durex.
What was your first obstacle in life?
Durex.
Topic Starter
0/10, the comedy is so dry, I'm dehydrated.
An Asda van has crashed into a group of Chavs, killing them instantly.
Asda - saving you money everyday.
If you don't get it, "Saving you money everyday" is Asda's slogan.
An Asda van has crashed into a group of Chavs, killing them instantly.
Asda - saving you money everyday.
If you don't get it, "Saving you money everyday" is Asda's slogan.
lol 9/10
an infinite number of mathematicians enters into a bar, the 1st one orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of beer, the 3rd one 1/4, the 4th 1/8 and indefinitely, until the bartender says "you guys ought to know your limits"
an infinite number of mathematicians enters into a bar, the 1st one orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of beer, the 3rd one 1/4, the 4th 1/8 and indefinitely, until the bartender says "you guys ought to know your limits"
4.9/10/4.9/10/4.9/10/4.9/10. 4/10
The owners of Asda and Matalan had a hardcore threesome with a cat.
They gave birth to Aslan from Narnia.
The owners of Asda and Matalan had a hardcore threesome with a cat.
They gave birth to Aslan from Narnia.
1/10 I don't get it.
why can't orphans play baseball?
because they don't know where home is.
why can't orphans play baseball?
because they don't know where home is.
6/10
Ba-dum-tss
Ba-dum-tss
0/10 what a joke
what's blue and not heavy?
light blue
what's blue and not heavy?
light blue
...
2/10 Corny pun
Dad: What are you drinking?
Son: Soy milk
Dad: Hola milk! Soy el padre.
2/10 Corny pun
Dad: What are you drinking?
Son: Soy milk
Dad: Hola milk! Soy el padre.
7/10
osu
osu
10/10
RSI
RSI
5/10
Dammit
Where's scooby doo?
His dead body is under the matress.
Dammit
Where's scooby doo?
His dead body is under the matress.
4/10
my life ;^;
my life ;^;
Dad/10
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs
worst fl player
2/10 i dont get it
why are ghosts always lying?
because you can't see right through them
why are ghosts always lying?
because you can't see right through them
poor grape/10
stfu when u r talking to me noob
stfu when u r talking to me noob
10/10
me.
me.