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posted 2010-07-06T17:57:19+00:00

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Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T17:57:19+00:00

hurrrrr

You're awp! Congratulations. You wake up this morning in your room with the feeling that today is important somehow. Your room is simple and sparsely furnished--a dresser for your clothes, your desk with your computer, and your bed. You're not quite sure where your bandana is. What are you going to do first?

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T17:58:07+00:00

Turn the computer on and check your e-mail!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:05:16+00:00

Tode's been on your computer--the stupid cunt must have gotten a virus on it, for you got the Blue Screen of Death. Well, shit. You don't feel like fixing it at the moment. What now?

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:06:22+00:00

Open the dresser and examine the contents.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:12:34+00:00

You find clothes! Did I forget to mention you're currently naked?

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:14:39+00:00

Well, that's no good. Put on your clothes!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:21:15+00:00

Ah, now you're ready to start the day! I wonder what the other members of the awpforce are up to? And don't forget to find Tode at some point today and beat the shit out of her for messing up your computer!

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:23:18+00:00

Exit room.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:28:53+00:00

You are in a poorly drawn hallway. The doors you see are to Ival, foul, and LuigiHann's rooms. At the end of the hallway is the living room and the kitchen--you are a bit peckish, and you smell LuigiHann cooking breakfast.

Wojjan

Joined August 2008

Wojjan 2010-07-06T18:30:01+00:00

Bother Ivalset.

xoxo

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:35:59+00:00

The door is unlocked, so you open it. Ival doesn't seem to be in, though, but you hear sounds of a shower running, so you know he is taking a shower. You don't go in the room, but from what you can see his room is blindingly yellow. Ival will be pissed if you snoop in his room! What should you do?

Ivalset

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

Ivalset 2010-07-06T18:37:11+00:00

Leave the nigger alone.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose.
The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:38:33+00:00

You hear sounds of Ival getting out of the shower, so you quietly close the door. You're now back in this shitty hallway. What now?

Derekku

COOL DUDE

Joined March 2009

Derekku 2010-07-06T18:40:08+00:00

snoop around in Luigi's room while he's making breakfast

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T18:47:46+00:00

kill someone

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:48:28+00:00

You can't help yourself--LH left his door unlocked and so you open it. His room is set up almost like yours; a dresser, a bed and a computer desk--but LuigiHann, who wears more clothes than you, has a closet. His computer is password protected after you and Ival went into his private documents last week.

There is no one to kill yet.

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T18:50:00+00:00

Punch a hole through the computer monitor

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:54:33+00:00

Play dress up with LuigiHann's fashionable clothing.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:55:33+00:00

Password protect that, bitch! Now you can see LuigiHann's bland beige wallpaper through the hole you made. You get the vague feeling that someone is lurking nearby, watching but you don't care at the moment.

LuigiHann's clothes smell like cheetos and failure, no way you're putting them on.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:57:45+00:00

Punch a hole in the wall.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:02:00+00:00

That's enough wanton destruction of property for now.

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T19:23:23+00:00

Go to foul's room

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:35:48+00:00

It seems foul is more cautious than his comrades; the door is locked. You can still sense someone watching you.

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T19:50:41+00:00

Punch the door down

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:52:24+00:00

That's enough wanton destruction of property for now.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T19:53:11+00:00

Knock on door.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:54:15+00:00

You knock--how polite!--but no answer. He is either playing Aion or in the living room.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T19:59:58+00:00

Enter living room!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:10:29+00:00

Sure enough, in a room that seems like it was drawn by an 18 year old girl with no sense of perspective you find foulcoon slouched on the couch watching TV. You hear sounds from the kitchen where LuigiHann is still cooking breakfast. Ival is finishing up his shower or dressing. Sinistro has yet to show his face--you could have sworn you felt him lurking earlier but missed your chance to catch him. Tode is presumably at her own house.

In the living room is foul, the couch, the TV (which is currently showing Law and Order for some reason), a cabinet, and the collective gaming systems of the awpforce. foul does not look like he will give up either the couch or the TV.

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T20:13:29+00:00

Punch a hole in his face

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:15:13+00:00

You can't afford to lose the usage of foul's Toyota Impala.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:16:34+00:00

Help LuigiHann cook breakfast!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:23:07+00:00

What are you, some kind of faggot? Anyway, LuigiHann finished cooking breakfast--eggs and bacon, how original. You hear Ival coming down the hallway.

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T20:24:50+00:00

Call Ival names

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:27:09+00:00

Eat breakfast and call Ival names.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:35:48+00:00

Ival does not appreciate your attacks on him; he eats your breakfast and informs you that if you continue he will stab your remaining eye with his afropik. Well, that's what you get, asshole.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:37:33+00:00

Give Ival a hug.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:43:42+00:00

Well, at least he didn't stab your eye.

LadySuburu

Joined June 2008

LadySuburu 2010-07-06T20:44:46+00:00

Get Afropik. (Remove from chest first if possible.)

My thought process is like a Train on a train track shaped like a spider web. With portals.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:46:09+00:00

Give the afropik back to Ival.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:51:45+00:00

Uh oh

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:53:18+00:00

Ask Ival for a Band-Aid.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:55:40+00:00

Ival is not too pleased with you at the moment.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:56:21+00:00

Ask LuigiHann for help.

Kitsunemimi

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-07-06T20:57:49+00:00

Smother paper towels on the wound.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T21:12:19+00:00

Does LuigiHann look like a doctor to you? (hint)

There is simply too much blood in your beautiful body--paper towels cannot staunch the flow. You are starting to feel lightheaded and you are staining the carpet.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T21:14:16+00:00

Call for an ~~ambulance~~ Sinistro!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T21:25:13+00:00

You lost your chance to call Sinistro when he was lurking and you don't trust ambulances. You've got to find a way to stop the blood flow before you pass out.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T21:26:46+00:00

Lie on the floor and roll around helplessly.

Kitsunemimi

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-07-06T21:31:57+00:00

Grab some gauze bandage rolls and wrap it around your chest firmly, then lie on your back on the ground to keep the injury elevated above the heart.

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