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Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, you may have to sync it yourself:

http://tinyurl.com/kjbvzfs
Friendan
dear osu! diary,

first day of summer and I don't even want to play video games
help

edit: just passed Gigantic OTN on SS wow 81% acc and 40 misses
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu! diary,

Today I realize I dont even play osu! like a rhythm game anymore. I just use it as an aim training game. I think I need to reevaluate myself.
Aurani
Dear Osu diary,

Some 25-30 year old women at the store told me that I have beautiful eyes and lips.
Not that I didn't already know, but still...

Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary,





e: Fuck you



e2: I AM STILL LITERALLY SHAKING WTF IS WITH MY AIM TODAY

piruchan
Dear osu! diary, today I gained a bit over 1000 ranks.
Kappa FrankerZ
Dear oklahoma state university diary,

suck a dick
Friendan
we already got that "joke" out earlier in the thread, Capper
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu! diary,

Today I learned that its possible to fail a song with relax despite getting a S.

forever cri
Trash Boat
Dear osu! diary, Awesomenauts is fun
Treekii
Dear osu! diary, I FINALLY GOT THE 200PP FUG
SaigonAlice
dear osu diary



god bless
-SayaKai
Dear osu! diary,
Today I can't fc nearly insanes in CtB bow.
chaee
Dear osu! diary,

I lost my temper and lashed out at my mother
Lovalyn
Dear Osu!
why my another account is ban
AutoMedic
Dear osu! Diary

I feel conflicted
Friendan

boompoi wrote:

Dear Osu!
why my another account is ban
multi-accounting isn't allowed
Mahogany

boompoi wrote:

Dear Osu!
why my another account is ban
rip

Dear osu! diary

There are no maps I like anymore at my current level of skill

I'm probably going to quit

l8r y'all I'll probably still be on the forums dw
EshkushMeh xD
Dear osu! diary,

Today, I didn't play osu!, I just downloaded a bunch of beatmaps.
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu! diary,

I didnt open osu! today.
Friendan

ZenithPhantasm wrote:

Dear osu! diary,

I didnt open osu! today.
then why did you post?

dear osu diary,
I moved to z and x because osu! isn't picking up my numpad and my aim and accuracy increased. THANKS PLACEBO. Also my all my videos broke or something
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary,

today I choked for an hour straight on the new miiro map and only missed 200 before the end. Then I was sad and wanted some DT pp because I want to really practice HDHR but I kind of want to be in the 2k rank bracket before I do so. Tillerino led me to some cirno map and wtf x700 with 97% was 200pp? 20 minutes later, I MISS 8 BEFORE THE END WITH 98% AND IT'S MY NEW TOP PLAY? REALLY!?

Only 2950, need more ranks to rest easy.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Dear osu! diary,

Today I bought my last mouse for this game. I'll be using this for one more year, then I'll probably switch to tablet.
I got 3-4 months of my average pp gained in such a small space of time.
Although my jumps are ruined, at least I can spin now.
Pituophis
Dear osu! diary,
today I got my highest top rank without really trying. I think I found that the secret to doing well is not being a try hard!
Frank-
Today I
Awake From 8hours Sleep.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Dear osu! diary,

Today I lost 4pp after beating a no-mod score with HD. It was 1% less accurate. For the next 2 hours I tried to beat it, but to no avail.
Friendan
dear osu! diary,

im sad. not even because no pp, because it wouldn't have even given me any, but because i passed my old high score.
Pituophis
dear osu! diary,

today I played with dt despite the fact that I despise it and I gained more pp than I have in awhile. Why is dt so op ;-;
Friendan
dear osu! diary,
Dadadadadadadadadada helped me wobble in Melee (the da's are 208 BPM, you need to press A at 190-210 BPM)
SaigonAlice
Dear osu! diary,
I uninstalled osu! and now my laptop runs much faster
Also I'm going to make it point to add "♥" after each post
Okay? ♥
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, uhhhh

Bweh
Dear osu diary



tfw 1x100 on a slider
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, today I almost fc'd a 6.21 star DT map for 240pp then I failed at the very end
Aomi

Kheldragar wrote:

Dear osu diary, today I almost fc'd a 6.21 star DT map for 240pp then I failed at the very end
rip
E m i

Brian OA wrote:

Dear osu diary



tfw 1x100 on a slider
i'm bad at SSing too :^)
-sev
Dear osu diary, today I worked on my skin. It's shaping up nicely.

[ Momiji ] wrote:

i'm bad at SSing too :^)
Can you please send me that cursor? And the cursortrail, if it has one.
-SayaKai
Dear osu!diary
WTF I give up lol
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, still 201/236 possible pp.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Dear osu! diary,

Today, I'm still wondering how the hell I managed to climb 2000+ ranks in 3 hours.
Yuudachi-kun

a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:

Dear osu! diary,

Today, I'm still wondering how the hell I managed to climb 2000+ ranks in 3 hours.
Dear osu diary,

up to like rank 30,000 it's piss easy and you should gain like 10,000 a day.
chaee
Dear osu! diary,

Today i watched a garbage movie with some friends, and developed a slight lady crush on a female friend.
1319
dear osu diary,

i still overstream everything
Mahogany
dear osu diary

I told khel I'd record a liveplay

like a month ago

But I've found a song I like and can do for the liveplay so maybe I will do it also I am getting rusty
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary,


I NEED A HEEEEROO
Pituophis
Dear osu! diary,

Today I discovered I can no longer play maps below ar 8, but am doing well on ar 9 maps, but no higher. I can't even do ar 9.26. wtf
Treekii
Dear osu! diary

I failed United FC, I blame the shakes ;_;
-SayaKai
Dear osu!diary,
Y I CAN'T FC CRYSTALIS FANTASIA ;w;
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Dear o!diary,

Today my left hand cramped during a stream. GG
Rip 100% acc

... and map pass.
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu Diary, someone was feeding me maps and I gained a few ranks today. Also an SS or something of a map harder than 3 stars.

Yuudachi-kun

Kheldragar wrote:

Dear osu Diary, someone was feeding me maps and I gained a few ranks today. Also an SS or something of a map harder than 3 stars.


Dear osu diary, another +100 ranks today.
Pituophis
Dear osu! diary,

Today I beat one of my highest pp dt scores with hd dt and lost 8 pp. hd is worst grill.
Trash Boat
Dear osu! dairy, today I finished Sakura Angels. It was ok.
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu!diary,
This sliderbreak as a result of BG dim fadeout broke my kokoro as well as combo.

Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, today I fc'd some 6.21 DT song with 94% and got 234pp.
Lovalyn
Dear osu diary, today I tried to play taiko. And i always can reach C and B. It sucks!
s7ana
Dear osu! diary,

I don't think I will ever get good at this game.
Yuudachi-kun

ASwarmOfKittenz wrote:

Dear osu! diary,

I don't think I will ever get good at this game.
B1rd
Dear osu! diary,

I am a bit annoyed at missing out on a good od8 SS because I accidental tapped the other keyboard key and got a 50.

actually if I knew I was on an SS I would have all 100'd the streams guaranteed
Treekii
Dear osu! diary,

Today I was somehow logged in and logged out at the same time
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, WE RISE

a1l2d3r4e5d6
Dear osu! diary,

Today I tried to get a new top rank, but my computer decided that it was time for an update, which took up most of what my cpu could handle. The game kept stuttering, ruining my timing and giving me a barrage of misses. This happened for a few hours, so I just said ''Fuck it'', and left.
-sev
Dear osu diary



oh well, next time
B1rd

Kaienyuu wrote:

Dear osu diary



oh well, next time
Don't worry, eleven times a charm, in my experience.

ColdTooth
Dear osu! diary

Today, I finally got back into playing and made my first HD S in a while.



I still suck
ZenithPhantasm
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary

Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary,

ColdTooth

ZenithPhantasm wrote:

Dear osu! diary

This specific person is commenting on how I play and what skin I use.
Treekii
Dear osu! diary,

Today I got 2 new top plays, they're both chokes
B1rd
Dear osu! diary,


also, full screen jumps ftw. love throwing my wrist across the tablet.
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, it took 5.5 million hits to get to the 1k bracket. Now I must try for triple digits.

[ K r i s ]
Dear osu! diary~

Today I slept for 5 hours. Then I skipped breakfast. So Im pretty hungry.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Dear osu! Diary,

Today, I played this map in auto using that Konata rave skin with the insane hit lighting.
I saw the osu! client drop to 4fps and my computer, with it's one cooling fan, was screaming for mercy. I just watched as the map nearly fried my laptop.
Trash Boat
Dear osu! Dairy: Steam shopping spree!
Friendan
Dear osu! diary,
I'm botting on the Summer Game for free cards
bot
// ==UserScript==
// @name Monster Minigame Auto-script
// @namespace https://github.com/wchill/steamSummerMinigame
// @description A script that runs the Steam Monster Minigame for you. Modified from mouseas's original version to include autoclick.
// @version 1.011
// @match http://steamcommunity.com/minigame/towerattack*
// @updateURL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/wchil ... utoPlay.js
// @downloadURL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/wchil ... utoPlay.js
// ==/UserScript==

// IMPORTANT: Update the @version property above to a higher number such as 1.1 and 1.2 when you update the script! Otherwise, Tamper / Greasemonkey users will not update automatically.

var clickRate = 20; // change to number of desired clicks per second

var isAlreadyRunning = false;

var disableParticleEffects = true; // Set to false to keep particle effects

// disable particle effects - this drastically reduces the game's memory leak
if (window.g_Minigame !== undefined && disableParticleEffects) {
window.g_Minigame.CurrentScene().DoClickEffect = function() {};
window.g_Minigame.CurrentScene().SpawnEmitter = function(emitter) {
emitter.emit = false;
return emitter;
}
}

if (thingTimer !== undefined) {
window.clearTimeout(thingTimer);
}

function doTheThing() {
if (isAlreadyRunning || g_Minigame === undefined || !g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_bRunning || !g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerTechTree) {
return;
}
isAlreadyRunning = true;

goToLaneWithBestTarget();

useGoodLuckCharmIfRelevant();
useMedicsIfRelevant();

// TODO use abilities if available and a suitable target exists
// - Tactical Nuke on a Spawner if below 50% and above 25% of its health
// - Cluster Bomb and Napalm if the current lane has a spawner and 2+ creeps
// - Metal Detector if a boss, miniboss, or spawner death is imminent (predicted in > 2 and < 7 seconds)
// - Morale Booster if available and lane has > 2 live enemies
// - Decrease Cooldowns if another player used a long-cooldown ability < 10 seconds ago (any ability but Medics or a consumable)

// TODO purchase abilities and upgrades intelligently

attemptRespawn();



isAlreadyRunning = false;
}

function goToLaneWithBestTarget() {
// We can overlook spawners if all spawners are 40% hp or higher and a creep is under 10% hp
var spawnerOKThreshold = 0.4;
var creepSnagThreshold = 0.1;

var targetFound = false;
var lowHP = 0;
var lowLane = 0;
var lowTarget = 0;
var lowPercentageHP = 0;

var ENEMY_TYPE = {
"SPAWNER":0,
"CREEP":1,
"BOSS":2,
"MINIBOSS":3,
"TREASURE":4
}


// determine which lane and enemy is the optimal target
var enemyTypePriority = [
ENEMY_TYPE.TREASURE,
ENEMY_TYPE.BOSS,
ENEMY_TYPE.MINIBOSS,
ENEMY_TYPE.SPAWNER,
ENEMY_TYPE.CREEP
];

var skippingSpawner = false;
var skippedSpawnerLane = 0;
var skippedSpawnerTarget = 0;

for (var k = 0; !targetFound && k < enemyTypePriority.length; k++) {
var enemies = [];

// gather all the enemies of the specified type.
for (var i = 0; i < 3; i++) {
for (var j = 0; j < 4; j++) {
var enemy = g_Minigame.CurrentScene().GetEnemy(i, j);
if (enemy && enemy.m_data.type == enemyTypePriority[k]) {
enemies[enemies.length] = enemy;
}
}
}

// target the enemy of the specified type with the lowest hp
for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
if (enemies[i] && !enemies[i].m_bIsDestroyed) {
if(lowHP < 1 || enemies[i].m_flDisplayedHP < lowHP) {
targetFound = true;
lowHP = enemies[i].m_flDisplayedHP;
lowLane = enemies[i].m_nLane;
lowTarget = enemies[i].m_nID;
}
var percentageHP = enemies[i].m_flDisplayedHP / enemies[i].m_data.max_hp;
if(lowPercentageHP == 0 || percentageHP < lowPercentageHP) {
lowPercentageHP = percentageHP;
}
}
}

// If we just finished looking at spawners,
// AND none of them were below our threshold,
// remember them and look for low creeps (so don't quit now)
if (enemyTypePriority[k] == ENEMY_TYPE.SPAWNER && lowPercentageHP > spawnerOKThreshold) {
skippedSpawnerLane = lowLane;
skippedSpawnerTarget = lowTarget;
skippingSpawner = true;
targetFound = false;
}

// If we skipped a spawner and just finished looking at creeps,
// AND the lowest was above our snag threshold,
// just go back to the spawner!
if (skippingSpawner && enemyTypePriority[k] == ENEMY_TYPE.CREEP && lowPercentageHP > creepSnagThreshold ) {
lowLane = skippedSpawnerLane;
lowTarget = skippedSpawnerTarget;
}
}


// go to the chosen lane
if (targetFound) {
if (g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_nExpectedLane != lowLane) {
//console.log('switching langes');
g_Minigame.CurrentScene().TryChangeLane(lowLane);
}

// target the chosen enemy
if (g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_nTarget != lowTarget) {
//console.log('switching targets');
g_Minigame.CurrentScene().TryChangeTarget(lowTarget);
}
}
}

function useMedicsIfRelevant() {
var myMaxHealth = g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerTechTree.max_hp;

// check if health is below 50%
var hpPercent = g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerData.hp / myMaxHealth;
if (hpPercent > 0.5 || g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerData.hp < 1) {
return; // no need to heal - HP is above 50% or already dead
}

// check if Medics is purchased and cooled down
if (hasPurchasedAbility(7)) {

if (isAbilityCoolingDown(7)) {
return;
}

// Medics is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.
console.log('Medics is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.');
triggerAbility(7);
}
}

// Use Good Luck Charm if doable
function useGoodLuckCharmIfRelevant() {
// check if Good Luck Charms is purchased and cooled down
if (hasPurchasedAbility(6)) {
if (isAbilityCoolingDown(6)) {
return;
}

// Good Luck Charms is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.
console.log('Good Luck Charms is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.');
triggerAbility(6);
}
}

//If player is dead, call respawn method
function attemptRespawn() {
if ((g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_bIsDead) &&
((g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerData.time_died * 1000) + 5000) < (new Date().getTime())) {
RespawnPlayer();
}
}

function isAbilityCoolingDown(abilityId) {
return g_Minigame.CurrentScene().GetCooldownForAbility(abilityId) > 0;
}

function hasPurchasedAbility(abilityId) {
// each bit in unlocked_abilities_bitfield corresponds to an ability.
// the above condition checks if the ability's bit is set or cleared. I.e. it checks if
// the player has purchased the specified ability.
return (1 << abilityId) & g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerTechTree.unlocked_abilities_bitfield;
}

function triggerAbility(abilityId) {
var elem = document.getElementById('ability_' + abilityId);
if (elem && elem.childElements() && elem.childElements().length >= 1) {
g_Minigame.CurrentScene().TryAbility(document.getElementById('ability_' + abilityId).childElements()[0]);
}
}

var thingTimer = window.setInterval(doTheThing, 1000);
function clickTheThing() {
g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.DoClick(
{
data: {
getLocalPosition: function() {
var enemy = g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.GetEnemy(
g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.m_rgPlayerData.current_lane,
g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.m_rgPlayerData.target),
laneOffset = enemy.m_nLane * 440;

return {
x: enemy.m_Sprite.position.x - laneOffset,
y: enemy.m_Sprite.position.y - 52
}
}
}
}
);
}

var clickTimer = window.setInterval(clickTheThing, 1000/clickRate);
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, I gained another 90 ranks today.
ZenithPhantasm
Pituophis
deaar osu! diary today i doscovered alcohol maakes you stream bettrd.

Dear osu! diary,

today I realized I should never post things on the internet under the influence of alcohol.

and I got my highest accuracy on a map that has 20 plays while buzzed lol
EshkushMeh xD
Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just downloaded a bunch of beatmaps, again.
EshkushMeh xD
Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just downloaded a bunch of beatmaps, again.
-SayaKai

EshkushMeh xD wrote:

Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just downloaded a bunch of beatmaps, again.

EshkushMeh xD wrote:

Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just downloaded a bunch of beatmaps, again.
No doublepost.

OT:
Dear osu!diary,
why I can't fc EXEC_COSMOFLIPS/. [Aoto] in ctb
SaigonAlice
dear osu! diary
Kheldraggar seems almost offended that GASP I don't like playing an unintelligent beatclicker game but I enjoy the forum its based on which has a novel design and people I like interacting with.
Yuudachi-kun
dear osu diary, he actually posted about it here
In_Disarray
Dear osu diary, today... was a good day...

E m i
i can't aim d.m.c xd dear osu! diary
In_Disarray

[ Momiji ] wrote:

i can't aim d.m.c xd dear osu! diary
Dear osu! diary, today I asked Momiji for more maps he can't aim like d.m.c in the hope of pp farming
Yuudachi-kun
dear osu diary, I almost fc'd dancing kong fu dt and got 218pp for 5 misses.
lecheeky_old
Srsly, when will I get a supp tag? ; ~ ;
Deva
Dear osu, i didnt legit play you for almost a week, pls forgive
lecheeky_old

HK_ wrote:

Dear osu, i didnt legit play you for almost a week, pls forgive

LOL, I think that's fine.
Deva
Not fine if your ultimate goal is becoming #1
lecheeky_old

HK_ wrote:

Not fine if your ultimate goal is becoming #1

Well.. Yea. But for me, I just want to catch up, that's all. Haha :3
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, I haven't missed a day of playing osu in about 180 days.
E m i

In_Disarray wrote:

[ Momiji ] wrote:

i can't aim d.m.c xd dear osu! diary
Dear osu! diary, today I asked Momiji for more maps he can't aim like d.m.c in the hope of pp farming
dear osu! diary, rog-unlimitation
ZenithPhantasm
dear osu! diary
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/44967
Enjoy
Yuudachi-kun
Dear osu diary, today I got 98% on one song I had choked before at 97% and was 100 away from the end then I missed. Rip 230 -> 250+ pp.
The Gambler
Dear osu! Diary,

I believe I just started my OT career.
lecheeky_old
Dear diary, busy days are on its way...!
Yuudachi-kun
Today I got my first ar 10.3 fc for 221pp that gave me 5 ranks.
Pituophis
Dear osu! Diary,

DT is retarded. But it gives me pp so I'll keep using it.
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