Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Richard Dawkins wrote:

We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.

Albert Camus wrote:

There is no noble love but that which recognizes itself to be both short-lived and exceptional.

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." — Maya Angelou

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." — Albert Einstein

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." — Albert Camus

Donald Knuth wrote:

We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Talib Kweli wrote:

Life without knowledge is death in disguise.

Bruce Lee wrote:

Be formless... shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, and it can crash. Be water, my friend...

Old Man who gives Link a sword wrote:

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Phoenix Wright wrote:

Take that!

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

God's in his heaven, all's right with the world
- Robert Browning, Pippa Passes

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Don't buy stuff you can't afford.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

If the enemy is in range... YOU'RE in range!

What does this button do?

It's true, I saw it on Wikipedia!

Scopes trial case from AP US History wrote:

BRYAN: I do not think about things I don't think about.

DARROW: Do you think about things you do think about?

BRYAN: Well, sometimes.

The Blu Spy wrote:

And now he's here to **** us!

Ekaru wrote:

OOOOOOOOoooohh! What does this button do?

K2J wrote:

The Blu Spy wrote:

And now he's here to **** us!

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He's not worth hiring, who talks of tiring.

Nobody remembers what you did right, but everybody remembers what you did wrong

Studying is only a minor part of your life, but if you can't even get the minors done, how are you going to success in life?

Dante Alighieri wrote:

There is no greater sorrow than to remember a moment of happiness, in misery.

Nobody wants to die, but everyone gets to.

Carl Sagan wrote:

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe:, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

Shunryu Suzuki wrote:

Life is like stepping onto a boat that is about to sail out to sea and sink.

“I cry a lot. My emotions are very close to my surface. I don't want to hold anything in so it festers and turns into pus - a pustule of emotion that explodes into a festering cesspool of depression.”

Bruce Lee wrote:

Water can flow, and it can crash. Be water, my friend...

Michael Crichton wrote:

I am certain that there is too much certainty in this world.

Dan Brown wrote:

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Stephen King wrote:

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

House wrote:

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

Carl Sagan wrote:

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe:, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

Jeff R. wrote:

I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space.

K2J wrote:

Related: http://i.imgur.com/Eiair.gif

Christopher Walken on SNL wrote:

I've got a fever, and the only remedy is more cowbell.

"All the men in my life have been 2 things: An Epic, and an Epidemic."

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.

If you think you understand quantum theory, you don't understand quantum theory"

- L. King: "You tell me, what happened with the submarine?"
- V.Putin: "It sunk"

qlum wrote:

Chrome always was and always will be inferior to Firefox.

Lord Kelvin wrote:

There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now, All that remains is more and more precise measurement.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

Albert Einstein wrote:

Look, baby, time is relative so let's not go around using words like 'premature' ejaculation.

Fear should not drive one's love

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. And that is why it's called the present.