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Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.
I wish for free NASA wifi.
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I wish for free NASA wifi.
Granted, but you're launched into space 2 minutes after connecting and you lose connection too quickly.
I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
granted, but your only artistic talent is to draw gruesome hentai.
I wish to restart my life starting from secondary school to fullfill the opportunities that I wasted.
I wish to restart my life starting from secondary school to fullfill the opportunities that I wasted.
Granted. But everytime you do something different to what you did that changes your future in a significant way, you'll lose something important to you that you've already had.
And there's no way of undoing what you did differently nor can you regain the things you've lost ever again.
I wish for lots of cash.
And there's no way of undoing what you did differently nor can you regain the things you've lost ever again.
I wish for lots of cash.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish for a brand new 35" 240 Hz monitor
I wish for a brand new 35" 240 Hz monitor
Granted but it only works with RCA connector
I wish for a professional prestige 2052 besson euphonium.
I wish for a professional prestige 2052 besson euphonium.
Granted, but it does not work when you get it.
I wish to get an FC at big black.
I wish to get an FC at big black.
Sure.
Get rid of my anxiety please for the love of God
Get rid of my anxiety please for the love of God
granted, however, you now have no sense of urgency and cannot judge wether or not you are in a though situation.
I wish for a better cardiovascular endurance.
I wish for a better cardiovascular endurance.
granted! you now have arrhythmia as well! good luck with your higher chances of cardiac arrest!
i wish to have the ability to bend physics
i wish to have the ability to bend physics
granted, but you accidentally bend your neck backwards and now you are paralyzed
i wish for more wishes because i've definitely gone over three
i wish for more wishes because i've definitely gone over three
You'll get a random punishment from going beyond the limit.
I wish the "99,9% of bacteria" could get to "100%".
I wish the "99,9% of bacteria" could get to "100%".
granted, but now all hands have perished
i wish for infinite knowledge
i wish for infinite knowledge
Granted. But by consuming the knowledges that are not suitable for humans, you have turned into a mad man.
I wish for a Zippo lighter.
I wish for a Zippo lighter.
The cap will always go off like during a coin flip.
It's a big hassle to put it back.
Give me all of them funky beats!
It's a big hassle to put it back.
Give me all of them funky beats!
granted, called up a dozen buff guy to beat you up.
I wish to pass my courses this session.
I wish to pass my courses this session.
Granted, THIS session only.
I wish for having perfectly white teeth without the need of brushing them, that implying the fact they won't have cavities, gingivitis or any tooth related diseases.
I wish for having perfectly white teeth without the need of brushing them, that implying the fact they won't have cavities, gingivitis or any tooth related diseases.
Sure! They're called dentures. We just need to pull your teeth out first to make room for them.
Give me release dates for Spongebob Rehydrated and LBP Restitched, please.
Give me release dates for Spongebob Rehydrated and LBP Restitched, please.
They'll both release on February 30th 2020.
I want a plush of every pokémon.
I want a plush of every pokémon.
Granted, your house is now packed with gigantic plushies of all 890 Pokemon.
i wish to lower the rarity of 1300pp plays
i wish to lower the rarity of 1300pp plays
Granted, only if it's exactly 1300pp.
I wish a healthy salad.
I wish a healthy salad.
granted.
you get a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
i wish for no bad wishes.
you get a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
i wish for no bad wishes.
Granted, wishes whether it's good or bad will now be decided by a psychopath
i wish you good health
i wish you good health
Granted, "you" could be anyone, so now all humanity is now immortal and immune to diseases.
I want to have the biggest public library of the world near my house. With 100 GB/s wifi of course.
I want to have the biggest public library of the world near my house. With 100 GB/s wifi of course.
Granted! Every person within a 10 mile radius will be utilizing the services the library provides, and the quality of the books and WiFi will go to hell within one month due to the tragedy of the commons.
I wish to fix my sleep schedule, so I wake up at 6:00 and go to sleep at 22:00.
I wish to fix my sleep schedule, so I wake up at 6:00 and go to sleep at 22:00.
Granted, but now you will never be energized by your sleep ever again.
I wish for a boatload of cash.
I wish for a boatload of cash.
Granted! Your boatload of Zimbabwe currency will arrive to you shortly. It is worth roughly 5 USD.
I want a good desktop computer pl0x
I want a good desktop computer pl0x
Granted! Good for the 1997 standards.
I want a euro coin from every country of Europe.
I want a euro coin from every country of Europe.
granted, you need to pay pay for shipping from every country.
I want to become a good at using git
I want to become a good at using git
Sorry, I cannot grant this wish. No one can become good at git. It's impossible.
I wish had the ability to pass the following map:
I wish had the ability to pass the following map:
Granted, you strain your hand so hard on this map that you can't use them anymore.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but there's a giant universe war.
I wish for some motivation
I wish for some motivation
Ok, there you got, all the discs of the "Souls" videogame series, enjoy!
I wanna be your man, your lover and your friend.
I wanna be your man, your lover and your friend.
Granted, but the "friend" blocks you right away.
I wish to FC centipede.
I wish to FC centipede.
Granted, I'll not be responsible by any possible injuries.
I want a bowl of fine pottery.
I want a bowl of fine pottery.
Granted but it breaks.
I wish to FC big black.
I wish to FC big black.
Granted, only if you use ScoreV2.
I want cotton candy.
I want cotton candy.
Granted, you have candy made out of cotton. (Yuck.)
I wish for peppy
I wish for peppy