Granted, but it's a brand new Dell computer from 2001. Happy Gaming!!!
I wish I hadn't overslept
I wish I hadn't overslept
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Corrupt a wish!
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Granted but you shall never sleep again!
I wish I hadn't overslept.
I wish I hadn't overslept.
Granted but you shall fall asleep forever.
I wish to spank
I wish to spank
ok but you get spank a 50+ gay toaster conor
I wish I could teleport.
I wish I could teleport.
A vibrator, yes
I wish I could marry Jinx irl
I wish I could marry Jinx irl
wish granted, but Jinx still yandere
I wish I am RRH (Red Riding Hood)
I wish I am RRH (Red Riding Hood)
Granted, but you'll be eaten by the wolf.
I wish I could smack everyone on their faces.
I wish I could smack everyone on their faces.
Granted, but your face gets smacked with poop.
I wish to spank everyone dat was here except myself
I wish to spank everyone dat was here except myself
granted, but now our butts are to get rubbed on your face IDEK anymore
I wish i had more Free-time
I wish i had more Free-time
Granted, but you stay in a 1x1 area birdcage.
I wish to be 21.
I wish to be 21.
granted, but you decided to drink so much, you end up dying from Alcohol Poisoning
I wish I lived in Japan
I wish I lived in Japan
Granted, but it was during the Satsuma Rebellion, and you were shot with rifles as well as stabbed by swords. I see brony swiss cheese incoming...
I wish I had better-looking pecs to flex
I wish I had better-looking pecs to flex
Wish granted, but everyone thinks you got boob implants
I wish my nose wasn't running
I wish my nose wasn't running
Granted, but your nose will bleed forever.
I wish to see a threesome.
I wish to see a threesome.
Granted, but came back as a GMT and banhammered all our asses out of FG.
I wish chaee knew how to DT.
I wish chaee knew how to DT.
Wish granted but he doesn't play standard anymore
I wish for x-ray vision
I wish for x-ray vision
Topic Starter
do i ned 2 corrupt dis one even.
I wish everyone was a lizard.
I wish everyone was a lizard.
Granted, but every human that changed into lizard will died (xD)
I wish I have a penny (xD)
I wish I have a penny (xD)
Granted but you have no more money.
I wish I had a wish that was corrupted and see ppl corrupt wishes
I wish I had a wish that was corrupted and see ppl corrupt wishes
Topic Starter
Granted but you can no longer corrupt wishes. jk jk plz go on.
I wish this thread would go just a bit faster.
I wish this thread would go just a bit faster.
Wish granted but it is soon locked
I wish my tea to not be cold
I wish my tea to not be cold
Wish granted but your tea is so hot it burns your tongue.
I wish for a very fast race car.
I wish for a very fast race car.
Doesn't mean it can turn. Have fun with a Top Fuel dragster.
I wish I could read AR 10.3
I wish I could read AR 10.3
chaee
Wish granted but she eats it all while getting back
I wish to be photogenic.
I wish to be photogenic.
Granted, but only at 240p as pics over that take up too much space.
I wish for my PC to stop being a potato
I wish for my PC to stop being a potato
Granted, it's a cucumber instead.
I wish for a sleeping pill.
I wish for a sleeping pill.
Granted, but it was a powerful horse tranquilizer in pill form.
I wish for my Internet bandwidth to be higher.
I wish for my Internet bandwidth to be higher.
Granted, the power and price correlate and you can't afford it anymore and you find yourself from the prison for unpaid bills.
I wish for my handwriting to get better.
I wish for my handwriting to get better.
Granted, but your flawless handwriting only applies to calligraphy, as you lack dexterity for smaller characters.
I wish for Candy Crush to be not part of Windows 10. What the hell happened to Pinball from Windows XP?
I wish for Candy Crush to be not part of Windows 10. What the hell happened to Pinball from Windows XP?
Granted, but Windows 10 just got removed, as it's not much less of a POS than Windows 8 is. Long Live Windows XP!
I wish XP still had Support, it was (and still is) best OS
I wish XP still had Support, it was (and still is) best OS
Granted but you are now stuck using Internet Explorer 5.TheBronyGames wrote:
Granted, but Windows 10 just got removed, as it's not much less of a POS than Windows 8 is. Long Live Windows XP!
I wish XP still had Support, it was (and still is) best OS
I wish for older games that ran on Windows 95-XP worked properly on modern operating systems >_<
Wish granted, but no more XP
I wish I was Rune Slayer (Elsword)
I wish I was Rune Slayer (Elsword)
Get it, but in other life.
I wants to be pro player like _index (DEX S**A, NAUCHI MENYA IGRAT, *I*** *****IY!)
I wants to be pro player like _index (DEX S**A, NAUCHI MENYA IGRAT, *I*** *****IY!)
Granted, but you'll never have the ability to leave the room where you play osu! again.
I wish to understand my emotions better.
I wish to understand my emotions better.
wish granted, but you would have so much knowledge that you would spend the rest of your life writing a book about it, and then you have no life
I wish gambler-senpai would notice me
I wish gambler-senpai would notice me
Wish granted, but he only glances at you for half a second before never noticing you again
I wish it was Christmas now
I wish it was Christmas now