20:00 <-Always-> : Where can I download intelligence?

20:25 <Pasonia> : well...
20:25 <Pasonia> : Nachs was talking about it just a while ago
20:25 <Pasonia> : yea
20:25 <Larto> : Nachs. Nachoswine?
20:25 <NachoPiggy> : Yes
20:25 <Pasonia> : ...
20:25 <Pasonia> : NachoHOGGGGGGGGGG
20:26 <Larto> :  !kick NachoPiggy 
20:26  *Pasonia is being chased by several road hogs
20:26 <Larto> : He's gonna give us DA FLU
20:26 <Gooblaster> : Swine Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
20:26 <NachoPiggy> : What the Larto

<Takuma> I'm doing Larto right now
<Takuma> map

12:00 <BanchoBot> : mikael10041995|osu is in Portugal
12:00 <Remmy> : !faq port
12:00 <BanchoBot> : (Read this to find out how to import beatmaps into osu!)[osu.ppy.sh/images/download-import.jpg]
12:00 <Remmy> : er
12:00 <Zekira> : .-.
12:00 <Zekira> : lololol
12:00 <Remmy> : !faq list
12:00 <Remmy> : ...
12:00 <Zekira> : no #portugal?
12:00 <Remmy> : is it spanish then?
12:01 <Remmy> : nope
12:01 <Remmy> : i guess
12:02 <Derekku_Chan> : #portuguese
12:02 <Derekku_Chan> : ;|
12:02 <Cabbi-don> : lol Remmy phail
12:02 <Remmy> : hush

21:38 <Shinxyn> : like.. have you tried opening the .orz with winrar?

White Wolf trying to S Udongein wrote:

<osuplayer111> I want wolf #1 overall
<JarJarJacob> How come none of the top players ever use chat?
<Sinistro> I mean i know that in all games
<cyrano01> <caps>ee!! drakedog</caps>
<Sinistro> eventually some crazy talents come
<osuplayer111> Who wants wolf #1 overall press 11111
<mattyu007> JarJarJacob: All they do is play
<osuplayer111> XD
<JarJarJacob> Bastards.
<Sinistro> like ddr or stepmania or whatever
<Takuma> White_Wolf hall of fame go
<Sinistro> <caps>but still</caps>
<Cloudstrife> gogo!
<Ultimate> fast o fingerzz
<adam2046> you remember when 5 spectators was a lot?
<Larto> I hate that part
<1miko1> lol
<JarJarJacob> It still is, adam.
<Larto> <caps>how did he get it</caps>
<Larto> <caps>howww</caps>
<Larto> ;_;
<peppy> haha that part is so awesome
<JarJarJacob> <caps>i love that part, larto</caps>
<Zerostarry> That part is easy 0.0
<Larto> I can't do it.
<Larto> :/
<Todesengal> <caps>oh snaaaap</caps>
<Larto> Oh god the gay streams
<mattyu007> #!!
<JarJarJacob> <caps>oh shi-</caps>
<Larto> NOOO
<peppy> D:
<Sinistro> noooooo
<1miko1> D:
<White_Wolf> ymmm
<Zerostarry> <caps>lolbreak</caps>
<1miko1> NOO
<yeahyeahyeahhh> AWW
<Takuma> That talking part is so hard ;_;
<GolGate|irc> D:
<DJPop> <caps>awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</caps>
<osuplayer111> Noooo
<Gibson_Les_Paul> noooooo
<Metroid> T_T
<mattyu007> <caps>nnuuuuuuuuuuuu</caps>
<Cloudstrife> you are #1 !!!
<tasli> xD
<White_Wolf> too many 50
<peppy> rofl at chat speed >.>
<NachoPiggy> lol
<abalee> D:
<NachoPiggy> awwwwwwwwwwww
<osuplayer111> unluckyyy
<cyrano01> <caps>i love you</caps>
<H1ko> ho wlof you can do it!!
<Zerostarry> That part is unreadable lolol
<Sinistro> <caps>eba! eba! eba!</caps>
<Ultimate> holy crap
<JarJarJacob> <caps>restart</caps>
<Gibson_Les_Paul> waaaaaaaaa
<Larto> White_Wolf: Half of osu! is believing in you

Reaction wrote:

<JarJarJacob> DJPop, what have you created?
<JarJarJacob> A monster, I say.
<Metroid> DJPop creates the epic maps top 10 players crave for.
<DJPop> lol
<Sinistro> yeah but for every mapper like djpop
<Sinistro> there's a player like wolf

18:45 fish-eye : have a nice day!
18:45 <Remco32> : k?
18:46 <fish-eye> : k?
18:46 <Remco32> : what did you do?
18:46 <Remco32> : full channel notice or something?
18:46 <fish-eye> : im
18:46 <fish-eye> : just
18:46 <fish-eye> : say
18:46 <fish-eye> : Good luck to you
18:46 <Remco32> : uhm, thanks?
18:47 <fish-eye> : are you angry?
18:47 <fish-eye> : sorry..
18:47 <Remco32> : no
18:47 <Remco32> : it was just... random
18:47 <fish-eye> : ah
18:47 <fish-eye> : thanks too
18:48 <fish-eye> : Thank you, I did not get angry
18:48 <fish-eye> :

Remco32 wrote:

18:45 fish-eye : have a nice day!
Since his name isn't in <> , I think he noticed the whole channel.
brb, noticing the whole channel

Remco32 wrote:

lol@pm

18:45 fish-eye : have a nice day!
18:45 <Remco32> : k?
18:46 <fish-eye> : k?
18:46 <Remco32> : what did you do?
18:46 <Remco32> : full channel notice or something?
18:46 <fish-eye> : im
18:46 <fish-eye> : just
18:46 <fish-eye> : say
18:46 <fish-eye> : Good luck to you
18:46 <Remco32> : uhm, thanks?
18:47 <fish-eye> : are you angry?
18:47 <fish-eye> : sorry..
18:47 <Remco32> : no
18:47 <Remco32> : it was just... random
18:47 <fish-eye> : ah
18:47 <fish-eye> : thanks too
18:48 <fish-eye> : Thank you, I did not get angry
18:48 <fish-eye> :

I don't even know the guy 0.0

#forumshit wrote:

01:27 < adam2046> I read it as "I think adam is a stable" Referring to this post: viewtopic.php?p=153880#p153880
01:27 * SFG|Rh licks adam
01:28 < Metruzero> sexy
01:28 < adam2046> silly
01:28 < adam2046> blimps can't lickk
01:28 < SFG|Rh> i am absolutely ughh exhausted x_x
01:28 < strager> rofl adam
01:28 < strager> at a stable
01:28 < strager> Also
01:28 < SFG|Rh> hes a stable
01:28 < SFG|Rh> im a blimp
01:28 < SFG|Rh> we're perfect together
01:28 < strager> I use different terms to censored
01:28 < strager> D=
01:29 < SFG|Rh> oic
01:29 < SFG|Rh> nite guyz
01:29 < adam2046> bye
01:29 < SFG|Rh> adam no following me to bed i dont like that
01:29 < adam2046> can't
01:29 < adam2046> I'm a bulding
01:29 < SFG|Rh> cool
01:29 < SFG|Rh> im a blimp
01:29 < SFG|Rh> and you are more of an enclosure than abuilding
01:30 < adam2046> Don't tell me what I can't be!

#osu wrote:

[12:29 AM] <Ota-kun> Tormentor: Flashlight Master lol
[12:29 AM] <Larto> D:
[12:29 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> you don't like it?
[12:30 AM] <Ota-kun> the title of it
[12:30 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> its not Fleshlight master
[12:30 AM] <Ota-kun> LOL
[12:30 AM] <Ota-kun> fleshlight?
[12:30 AM] <Larto> o lawd
[12:30 AM] <Larto> no comment
[12:30 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> you don't wanna know
[12:31 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> yay fleshlight
[12:31 AM] <Ota-kun> im pretty sure i didnt wanna see that
[12:31 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> www
[12:31 AM] <Ota-kun> but rokodo would
[12:31 AM] <Takuma> fleshlight
[12:31 AM] <Takuma> >>
[12:31 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> look what I started
[12:31 AM] * Ota-kun logs
[12:31 AM] <Ota-kun> lol@irc
[12:31 AM] <timotmcc> fleshlight is ftw
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> fleshheavy ftfw
[12:32 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> fleshtank
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> wtf
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> wow
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> flesh pudding
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> tormentor you evil person
[12:32 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> fleshsnake
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> flesh bbq
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> >:D
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> flesh shake
[12:32 AM] <Derekku_Chan> i think it's funny because i just did that song with flashlight and you guys are talking about fleshlights
[12:33 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> I know, I've started a Plague
[12:33 AM] <Paulo8624> fleshplague
[12:33 AM] <Ota-kun> chan #flesh

00:19 <peppy> : her dad is tring to be the great firewall of china

00:13 <Yuki> : aaaand permission denied :/
00:13 <peppy> : wait you impatient bitch
00:13 <peppy> : >:(
00:13 <Yuki> : sorry :x
00:13 <Remmy> : ...
00:14 <Echo> : i wonder what word peppy will use next time ;P
00:14 <peppy> : i wanted to use bitch the first time but held back
00:14 <Echo> : bughimbughimbughim.
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:14 <Yuki> : I don't want to get banned....
00:14 <Remmy> : :\
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:15 <foulcoon> : you don't get banned unless you talk about dudes fucking dudes
00:15 <Yuki> : ew
00:15 <Echo> : !ban foulcoon
00:15 <Yuki> : me talking about that shit isn't gonna happen anytime soon
00:16 <Echo> : whoa
00:16 <Echo> :  !ban works?
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...
00:16 <Remmy> : !list bans
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : oh dear
00:16 <eee> : uh oh

00:17 <peppy> : man
00:17 <peppy> : you need to knife your dad
00:18 <Yuki> : .....

00:13 <Yuki> : aaaand permission denied :/
00:13 <peppy> : wait you impatient bitch
00:13 <peppy> : >:(
00:13 <Yuki> : sorry :x
00:13 <Remmy> : ...
00:14 <Echo> : i wonder what word peppy will use next time ;P
00:14 <peppy> : i wanted to use bitch the first time but held back
00:14 <Echo> : bughimbughimbughim.
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:14 <Yuki> : I don't want to get banned....
00:14 <Remmy> : :\
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:15 <foulcoon> : you don't get banned unless you talk about dudes fucking dudes
00:15 <Yuki> : ew
[b]00:15 <Echo> : !ban foulcoon[/b]
00:15 <Yuki> : me talking about that shit isn't gonna happen anytime soon
00:16 <Echo> : whoa
00:16 <Echo> :  !ban works?
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...
00:16 <Remmy> : !list bans
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : oh dear
00:16 <eee> : uh oh

20:00 <catleya> : where re u rena?
20:00 <m980> : <caps>ka-lapowaboom</caps>
20:00 *m980 disappears
20:00 <NachoPiggy> : why are you pressing F8 Eph
20:00 <Pasonia> : LOL
20:00 <Ephemeral> : autohide :p
20:00 <Rena-chan> : I'm not answering that, catleya.
20:00 <Pasonia> : I think he meant to type F9
20:00 <catleya> : kay
20:00 <catleya> : o_o
20:00 <Pasonia> : !where Rena-chan
20:00 <BanchoBot> : Rena-chan is in Roskilde, Denmark
20:00 <Rokodo_[RL]> : Ephemeral: It's #osu what do you expect
20:00 <Pasonia> : WHOOPS
20:00 *Pasonia flees
20:00 <Rena-chan> : Not until you ty-FUCK YOU, PASONIA.

08:39 <peppy> : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
08:39 <peppy> : my todo list is 72 lines long ;(
08:39 <peppy> : i'm never going to reach the end
08:39 <peppy> : let alone finish my storybaord
08:39 <peppy> : also i ate too much cake today
08:39 <peppy> : and feel sick

RemmyX25 wrote:

[05:29] <BanchoBot> (S_Ranker)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/133231] unlocked the "S-Ranker" achievement!
[05:31] <mtmcl|irc> LOL
[05:31] <Remmy> wtf
[05:31] <Seibei4211> Wow.
[05:31] <Skyripper> haha

00:27 <Zatoichi> : guys
00:27 <Zatoichi> : name
00:27 <Zatoichi> : Go to the name tag
00:27 <Zatoichi> : Go to gazette_zakuro
00:27 <Zatoichi> : right now
00:28 <Zatoichi> : This is stupid



00:28 <Zatoichi> : The person who stole the avatar is either ABOVE OR BELOW THEM IN THE NAME TAB
00:28 <Zatoichi> : ...
00:28 <Zatoichi> : The difference between their joins is one day
00:29 <Zatoichi> : What the fuck is this

21:41 < Todesengal> I'm creaming the Elite Four
21:42  * strager|irc imagines Tode creaming E4
21:42 < Todesengal> <caps>oh fuck your protect</caps>

1. delete all unnecessary lines (instead of using [size] or [b] or whatever)
2. try to keep quotes under 10 lines
3. don't include reactions unless it's part of the lolness
4. don't quote yourself
5. don't complain about quotes being not funny - everyone has a different sense of humour