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Rock, Paper, Shotgun!

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Topic Starter
slithien
I don't think this has been done before, we post something that beats the last thing that was said.
example:
person 1: Peppy
Person 2: a gun
Person 3: a bazooka
ect...

we will start with:
The Sun
Pacze
Sunglasses!
Jing Yuan
bottom of foot
Rio-
Nails on the floor
OsuMe65
Burned Charcoal
Jing Yuan
water
Topic Starter
slithien
Lava
VShine
Ice
AutoMedic
flamethrower
Trash Boat
icethrower
Topic Starter
slithien
Hot weather which melts the ice as it is thrown through the air
Trash Boat
the melted ice evaporates, forming clouds that cover the sun, producing rain.
Topic Starter
slithien
an Umbrella blocks the rain
Trash Boat
a not-so-sharp hail pierces the umbrella
Birdy
Hitler doesn't appreciate all the hailing, therefore effortlessly crushes it.
Trash Boat
A revolutionary movement defeats Hitler

what
Topic Starter
slithien
the revolutionary movement all fall down a giant hole
Birdy
Hole gets filled with concrete.
Trash Boat
A neumatic drill destroys the concrete
OzzyOzrock
IT'S TIME TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH

![A BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED AT THE BASE]!
[Bystander]
Counter Terrorists defuse the bomb
Trash Boat
Terrorists terminate Counter-terrorists with AK-47s. Terrorists win!
Jing Yuan
The CS servers go down
Topic Starter
slithien
Valve releases half life 3 so everyone plays that instead
Scintillate
Topic Starter
slithien
the person you gave the hamburger to was a vegetarian
Rio-
You realized It sooner and exchange the Hamburger into a Vegetable-Burger instead
Trash Boat
the vegetable burger has soy and oatmeal. eewwwww
Topic Starter
slithien
A soy and oatmeal addict comes and steals the burger
Trash Boat
the burger crumbles into pieces because it was too fragile
Topic Starter
slithien
A hoover picks up all of the crumbs
Jing Yuan
the hoover runs out of power
Trash Boat
the hoover works with batteries, and the owner looks for new ones to replace those
Jing Yuan
all the stores that sell batteries are closed
Topic Starter
slithien
Trash Boat breaks into a store to steal some batteries
Trash Boat
slithien's keyboard zapped him with static when writing that, and then turned useless
Topic Starter
slithien
I use my second keyboard
Rio-
You forgot where You put It before
Jing Yuan
Slithien buys another keyboard
wasonz
loli destroy another keyboard (?)

Lolis has more power than 9000 so they can destroy everything




I'll destroy your keyboard!


pedobear incoming
Topic Starter
slithien
Puberty
Jing Yuan
you are reborn as a baby
Trash Boat
you grew up too fast
Topic Starter
slithien
You died because you were growing too fast
Trash Boat
"to be continued..." you found at the end of the last page of the 1st chapter of The Book Of Life
Topic Starter
slithien
The 2nd chapter gets leaked on the piratebay
Trash Boat
aaaarrrgggggg! no one enters this bullshit into my bay without my permission! says the Captain Sperrow
Topic Starter
slithien
The kraken destroys his ship
wasonz
Poseidon kill the kraken
splinternight
fate has turned him into a vulnerable huma being
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