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Hot weather which melts the ice as it is thrown through the air
the melted ice evaporates, forming clouds that cover the sun, producing rain.
a not-so-sharp hail pierces the umbrella
Hitler doesn't appreciate all the hailing, therefore effortlessly crushes it.
A revolutionary movement defeats Hitler
what
what
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the revolutionary movement all fall down a giant hole
Hole gets filled with concrete.
A neumatic drill destroys the concrete
IT'S TIME TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH
![A BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED AT THE BASE]!
![A BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED AT THE BASE]!
Counter Terrorists defuse the bomb
Terrorists terminate Counter-terrorists with AK-47s. Terrorists win!
The CS servers go down
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Valve releases half life 3 so everyone plays that instead
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the person you gave the hamburger to was a vegetarian
You realized It sooner and exchange the Hamburger into a Vegetable-Burger instead
the vegetable burger has soy and oatmeal. eewwwww
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A soy and oatmeal addict comes and steals the burger
the burger crumbles into pieces because it was too fragile
the hoover runs out of power
the hoover works with batteries, and the owner looks for new ones to replace those
all the stores that sell batteries are closed
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Trash Boat breaks into a store to steal some batteries
slithien's keyboard zapped him with static when writing that, and then turned useless
You forgot where You put It before
Slithien buys another keyboard
loli destroy another keyboard (?)
Lolis has more power than 9000 so they can destroy everything
I'll destroy your keyboard!
pedobear incoming
Lolis has more power than 9000 so they can destroy everything
I'll destroy your keyboard!
you are reborn as a baby
you grew up too fast
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You died because you were growing too fast
"to be continued..." you found at the end of the last page of the 1st chapter of The Book Of Life
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The 2nd chapter gets leaked on the piratebay
aaaarrrgggggg! no one enters this bullshit into my bay without my permission! says the Captain Sperrow
fate has turned him into a vulnerable huma being
that human being evolves enough to fight against fate
7 servants come to protect fate and fight that human being
the human being, suddenly, becomes 300
But then, this was Sparta. In fact, this IS Sparta.
Hatsune Miku came out with her leek and ordered the 300 to attack
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/2201
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/2201
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Miku changed sides and transformed into Black Rock Shooter mode and destroyed the whole 300
Black rock shooter has been cancelled