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Haikus: the Forum Game

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Topic Starter
Birdy
  • Forum Games are fun
    They kill boredom really well
    Let's start more good ones!
Basically, if you don't know, take a peek. Or figure it out from the text above.
Write a proper haiku, and give the next person a proper subject to write about.
So, here we go. First subject:
Murderous fishes.
Granger
Im not really into poems... hope im remembering the little bit i learned back in school properly.

Fishes, oh so many
Many deaths to murderous fishes.
Fishes, they are no good!

The flow of time.
Jing Yuan
osu! so much fun
Spent many hours with this game
With many to come


i hope i remember the formula correctly



edit: shit, the topic is, music.
Topic Starter
Birdy
Fish | es, oh so ma | ny - 6
Ma | ny deaths to mur | de | rous fish | es. - 9
Fish | es, they are no good! - 6

This is not a haiku, by the way.
silmarilen
fun fact: none of the replies so far followed the topic rules
OsuMe65
No one followed it
silmarilen too didn't
How pity he is

Bread
beeboy123
Bread is tasty
This thread is confusing
Bread is confusing

Trauter <3
Chamelo
Trauter is the pro.
Trauter is god, much respect.
But well, who is he?

peppy pls.
OsuMe65
peppy is love and
peppy is very awesome
there's no wonder why

cakes
ColdTooth
I stole cake today
I gave it to my best friend
He threw it away :(

Almonds
Ceph23
Fuck I ate Almonds
Forgot that I'm allergic
Whatever Yolo

The thing inside my sister's left pocket
Topic Starter
Birdy
She is not lefty
Still keeps it in left pocket
Cucumber dildo

Kangaroo bar
Jing Yuan
Kangaroo bar? What
is? I can't write about it.
Is it kangaroos?


Getting 1x100
Topic Starter
Birdy
Getting perfect score,
trying hard and still failing.
Fuck accuracy.

rrtyui #3
ColdTooth
Aw, shit, it looks like
rrtyui is now number three
good game, no rematch

Static Noise Bird
Topic Starter
Birdy
Finnish perkele.
Tries to be a little bird.
Actually a cat.

Mainstream pop
TheNekoNextDoor
Mainstream pop music
Is, in my opinion, bad
Don't you think the same?

Summer
(the season)
InstaSpeed
Summer is that hot
I'm melting into the ground
Get me a cold drink.

Lemons
beeboy123
Lemons are sour.
I eat them in the shower.
Do not hate on me

Minecraft
Jing Yuan
Minecraft very fun
Do not say otherwise fool
Or i murder you

kirukashi
Kyno
kiru is based god
do not underestimate
wear nike elites

mouse-only
Topic Starter
Birdy
A lump on table.
Post-it-note next to it reads:
No rats, mouse-only.

deadmau5-only
Topic Starter
Birdy
Overrated gig:
Drunken teenagers rambling,
Skrillex was cancelled.

Forum James
Kyno
I don't know this guy
He seems like really great dude
Old forum poster

selfies
Topic Starter
Birdy
Fish for attention,
crop half head off, just show boobs.
#like4like. hashtag like for like

The Hunger Games
Kyno
killing friends for fun
just for pure entertainment
over-rated book.

cats
Topic Starter
Birdy
Possessed fluffy beings
hiss and meow and break things.
But still, you love them.

Dogs
Kyno
other types of wolves
they poop, pee, and may bite you
but they are still cute

windows defender
Jing Yuan
Anything better
Get a good antivirus
Defender is shit

MOBA genre
Topic Starter
Birdy
Overrated games.
I will never understand
how people like them.

Thunder
Kyno
So loud and noisy,
it distracts me from osu! .
very annoying

forum games
Topic Starter
Birdy
When I'm really bored,
I enter the less awful
zone of Off-Topic.

Gaming marathon
beeboy123
Nine hours have past
What the fuck am I doing
I had school today

Canada
Jing Yuan
It's not always cold
It's fucking hot today guys
But wait for winter

Filipino cuisine
Kyno
delicious lumpia
and tasty halo-halo
go eat some today

taiko
Topic Starter
Birdy
Drumming in colours,
but too slow to see order.
That's why I catch fruits.

Space
Jing Yuan
Really damn big, space.
What is filling all of it?
The size of Trump's head.

Catch The Beat
Ceph23
Motherfuckin Fruits!
Stop falling so fast damn it!!
I'll bake you in pie

Internet scams
Topic Starter
Birdy
For no damn reason,
we want to give you money.
No, wait, we'll steal yours.

Sanic
Topic Starter
Birdy
"Sanic please, wait up,
you are going way too fast."
"Nope, you are too slow."

Lemons
California
Yellow and sour
Putting you on my friend's eyes
Will bring me such joy

osu!
Topic Starter
Birdy
Play anime songs,
because watching anime
is just not enough.

Calm nights
Topic Starter
Birdy
Distant neon signs
flickering in the darkness,
rabbits hopping by.

Rabbits
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Rabbits are fluffy
They hop towards me with grace...
then shit on my feet.

Threads

I ran out of threads to spam :/
Topic Starter
Birdy
They ran out of threads
so let me bring back this one,
forgotten but gold.

Orange juice
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Sipping something cool.
Its colour like the warm sun
Its flavour, so sweet. ^_^

Clocks
Topic Starter
Birdy
Now we can tell time
digitally or old way.
Many thanks, Apple.

Apple
a1l2d3r4e5d6
They say one a day
can keep the doctors away.
Macbooks can't do that.

VHS tapes
Topic Starter
Birdy
Old video tapes
didn't really work that well
but I still miss them.

Waking up
a1l2d3r4e5d6
It's not that easy
Getting up from my warm bed.
Unless nature calls.

Bottle
dat moment when you ask your friend for a word :p
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