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The Gambler
I'm McLovin it
Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, Fries
Super size me up ;P

Big Mac
Conor
.
The Gambler
Pester power, kids
A parent's worst toy nightmare
Nice food anyways

Nightmares
Conor
.
FillinFaye
Stare off into space,
Where your troubles don't exist,
Please pay attention!

SS
The Gambler
Extremely tryhard
Score impossibru to all
Except for Conor


FC
Conor
.
The Gambler
Azer tryharding
Rage common to all players
Broken monitors

Sliderbreak
Conor
.
The Gambler
Japan master race
Aimspook as hell, but without
Playing too much maps (He doesn't play much anymore)

FunOrange
Conor
.
The Gambler
#2 Finland (read as: Number two Finland)
Glorious hair and fanclub
Wish I could join it

Osu! Fanboying
Conor
.
The Gambler
Banhammered victims
RIP Cookiezi and Reimu
An osu! gravestone

The autobhanhammer
Conor
.
Topic Starter
Birdy
It's not cannabis.
I swear it's not cannabis.
No don't arrest me.

Pot
Ameth Rianno
It's for my head,
I broke it to my ass,
Grow an eggplant.

Google

Sorry it's first time i make a haiku..
FillinFaye
Used for searching things
Most popular search engine
for searching up porn

Bing
Conor
.
The Gambler
The scream of the heart
Unparalleled excitement
Too much happy times

Getting high
Ameth Rianno
The emotional
I can't hold it anymore
Flip the table!

Rank #1
Conor
.
Ameth Rianno
I lost my faith.
The wanderer of my chair,
Have win the way.

(hmm it's horrible haiku)
Doritos

v
k
Topic Starter
Birdy
It's not a haiku. It should go 5-7-5, yours goes 4-7-4.

The fame's suspicious,
must be something behind it.
Illuminati.

MLG
The Gambler
Mountain Doritos
Nerdy rage unparalleled
Many yelling OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Ragequit
Kyno
I give up on this
This map is too difficult
Time to uninstall

tablets
Highlight
Many People Want
They use it for drawings
Pen Lost

Roleplay
Topic Starter
Birdy
/me hugs you tightly.
/me rolls around and meows.
#osu in a nutshell.

#osu
The Gambler
Lobby for all scrubs
Filled with all them crooked mods
The best IRC

Static Noise Bird
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Mysterious to me,
yet he seems like a nice guy.
Miss udon's bestie?

Looney Tunes
Conor
.
Topic Starter
Birdy
My childhood's favourite.
Had several bunny plushies,
one named after him.*

Cartoon Network

*or more accurately his Finnish first name.
Conor
.
Kyno
this channel was weird,
but i binge watched it all day.
oh god, please help me.

this new generation of kids
shuttlespock
think they're immortal
constant boredom despite net
generation z

The Apple Watch
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Very overpriced,
yet people will buy this crap.
Nice marketing skills.


Android wearable
ElliottB1
Oh, your Android watch.
Very awesome, and then some.
Give me some of it. Alternate ending: Then there's Google Now.

Bonus Haiku! Write whatever haiku you want. As an added bonus, we're giving you another haiku to work on.
The Gambler
Olivia's drunk
The beer is too hard on her
Cider does wonders

Astronauts
Topic Starter
Birdy
Floating in the space,
some get eaten by black holes,
lucky ones come home.

Thunder
a1l2d3r4e5d6
A flash of lightning,
lighting up the vast night sky.
Then, comes the good part.

Cards Against Humanity
Topic Starter
Birdy
Czar is a bitch.
Always picks the worst answers.
Fuck this shit I'm out.

Spring
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Days getting longer.
Flowers blooming left and right.
Hay fevers gallore!


No-Face
-Atri-
My face is gone.
I saw nothing
I hear nothing
I taste nothing
I smells nothing
Nothing but nothing

Cola.
The Gambler
Cheaper than water
American gluttony
Slow death by sugar

The insides of Azer's six-pack
Topic Starter
Birdy
Look what we got here,
suspicious looking package;
6 cans of sake

Sunburns
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Summer's upon us
The sun is beating down hard
My skin's peeling off

Classical music
levesterz
vivid melody
giving calmness to the soul
so dead come slowly

red sea
Akemi-kun
indian ocean
inbetween two continents
wikipedia helped

video games
_DT3
Virtual Drawing
Stuck in the head of many
Cannot escape it

Homework
DeletedUser_7520443
Dammit I had a good one for video games :c

Homework
The bane of existance
Spawn of Satan
Ultimate torture you can never get away from

Osu!
a1l2d3r4e5d6

QuillGill wrote:

The bane of existance
Spawn of Satan
Ultimate torture you can never get away from
I don't think that even remotely close to a haiku.
5-7-5, people. :3


Anyway...

The circles of death,
forever sucking you in.
Gotta keep clicking.


MMORPG
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