This portion is the most important part and failure to do so makes the thread automatically fail the tepache test. This is what's called the "anime relatedness" portion and consists of two parts: the relatedness text and a carefully chosen gif.

1. Determine the anime relatedness portion text by going to a tepache standard approved coin flip simulator. This requires special approved coin flip simulator to ensure proper "related" and "unrelated" distribution across the multiple delicately crafted threads. No, a flip of an actual coin is not an approved process. Don't ask why. For this example I am using https://flipsimu.com. Heads is "related", tails is "unrelated". In this instance I got tails, so the text becomes "anime girl unrelated".


2. Find a gif of an anime character going through their character motion. A distinction needs to be made between a character reaction, a character pose, and a character motion. A character reaction is a gif you would use as a response to something. A character pose is a movement addressing an event and has an ending. A character motion is a repeated movement that addresses nothing and responds to nothing. For this example I have chosen a culturally significant piece, the eloquent neko maid Gabriel Tenma flustering in joy. Make sure the gif has no more than one space after the text, but no space is prefered.


Since the anime relatedness is "unrelated" this makes the next part easier. The means we have more freedom regarding the contents of the preamble text. Now choosing the topic requires a degree in tepache style literally writing that takes years of mastery to achieve. I'll try my best here, and I apologize in advance if it's not perfect.

3. Not first is the choosing of the topic. This would be the title of the thread. It needs to be something something completely random but allow to integrate multiple elements into the topic for most flexibility. For this example I came up with "Mods are funny". This allows me to make the content forum and osu mod related.

4. Next the key is to infuse ADHD energy or release OCD stigma. For this example, I'll go with ADHD energy. This means I'll start with something "mod related" then get sidetracked as if I'm chat GPT generating text based on the previous line. This text must go before the anime relatedness potion.