does osu! make you gay?
after first hearing of osu! back in 1987, i had thought that such a ludicrous concept would never flourish past any phase other than being something that a few friends played every now and then until they eventually got bored of it and moved on to other things, like touching grass or playing catch with their dog, or for heaven's sake, getting a girlfriend (which was virtually impossible back in those halcyon days). nowadays, so many people have been caught like a cicada in a bug net, searching for the answer to their loneliness and finding themselves caught by another male cicada maintained by a fungus, flickering patterns to attract more male cicadas to their location in order to spread their ideals and concepts to other male cicadas, before eventually the whole world is populated by these fungal male cicadas; and today, these methods are finally seeing the first steps of their labor bearing fruit.
you may ask "kere, what the hell are you talking about you psychotic space alien? are you drunk off of 100% alcohol again?" to which i say "MALE CICADA COUNTERATTACK" and implant a fungus into your body and make you spread that fungus to other people so they can spread that fungus to other people so they can spread that fungus to other people so they can spread that fungus to other people so they can spread that fungus to other people until eventually, the whole world is full of male cicada femboys who even turn women into femboys regardless of their original features. you will not be able to ask me any other questions, like "kere, what was your announcement?" or "kere, does osu! actually make you gay or not?" to which i'll reply:
this was the flickering light that caught your attention, and you are now a male cicada femboy.