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synthwavesquid
inspired by this

basically one person says "i want to [do/have/etc. 'x' thing]", and next person responds with a reason why they can't

e.g.
person 1: I want to sleep...


person 2: ...but i must farm pp

i want to be good at cooking...


person 3: ...but i burnt my house down

I want to skibidi the toilet...

i.e.
...but [reason for previous post]

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i want to... [x]

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to start with:

i want to go outside...
lostsilver
...but it's so hot that i feel like i'm gonna melt

i want to play minecraft...
Farfocele
but I don't have time for that.

I want to cosplay Nami...
Serialized
but I am not cute enough

I want to listen to Leah Kate
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i've gone deaf

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i want to fire my lazer...
[TCD] Dzar03
...but it will shoot on my eyes

I want to focus on my study...
keremaru
but i've been playing helldivers for the past month

i want to write more...
B0ii
but I need to scure the ■€● cube before it explodes

i want to eat bread...
lostsilver
but it's all moldy

i want to draw something...
Farfocele
but i'm not good enough.

I want to upgrade my setup...
keremaru
but i'm broke

i want to go back to school...
AxisPraxisMDS
But there was So many Bullies And Troublemakers



I want to Learn Draw...
Farfocele
But I don't have a tablet.

I want to stop getting silenced...
burgernfat
but i also want to express my political opinions

i want to start a mongolian real estate empire...
MangaGrumpy
But I don’t live in Mongolia

I want a Dreamcast…
lostsilver
but all of the ones i see online are region locked ;-;

i want a cheeseburger...
keremaru
but i don't have any beef patties

i want steak fries...
MrMcMikey22
But Fries is just some weird shaped cardboard with fries and no steaks...

I want to eat Fries anyway, because I want to annoy him. .w.
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
but i saw him slip something suspicious into those fries (probably poison)

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i want to steal the moon
AxisPraxisMDS
But i dont have a rocket and Shrinking weapon


I want to Get 5 Cornetto Oreo Ice cream
B0ii
but i have severe lactose intolerance

i want to make something in blender...
Nanofranne
But I remember there's nothing left on the refrigerator

I want to sound-proof my home
Farfocele
But I don't have a home.

I want to get mythicalrocket mutual on twitter...
keremaru
...but i got banned from twitter :^(

i want to not have to scale to infinity in an rp...
BluePyTheWDeer_
But for a stupid mission I have to.

I wanna learn how to use Kali Linux, learn to code and get a degree...
Farfocele
but i died in a car accident 3 years ago...

I wish i could just cosplay an anime girl...
B0ii
but im not a human :‎(

I want to find skill for mania...
sametdze
but i dont have fingers


i want to to drink a large jug of water
BluePyTheWDeer_
But I have a strange illness that makes me intolerant to water


I want to confess my feelings to my crush...
sametdze
but my crush is my teacher...



i want to have a burger
BranHart
But I’m poor

I want to silver SS centipede…
keremaru
but i don't have a time dilation mod :^(

i want to make yt reaction videos, but...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
i keep pausing the video to go on long tangents

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i want to commit tax fraud...
AxisPraxisMDS
But the IRS Is watching me...


I want to Survive 35 minutes of Having 6 stars in GTA 4
BluePyTheWDeer_
but I don't play GTA 4

I want to have a car...
reffty_gag
but i dont have money

I want to hack FBI server
B0ii
but I am too broke for computer ;-;

I want to find who asked...
NotKal
But no one asked

I want to get a SS rank
BluePyTheWDeer_
but I'm noob


I want to find a lost song...
AxisPraxisMDS
But i had Brain Aneurysm

I Want a Nuclear Winter
Mysdibule
...but global warming already left Summer alone of all the seasons around the world and Siberia's landscape became a nicely warm moor.

I want to ride my bicycle
BluePyTheWDeer_
but I forgot how to do so because of my amnesia

I want to have a trip to Disney...
AnnaRazy
but the tickets cost like a house

i want to eat sushi
B0ii
...but there are parasites in them

I want to know how I was born...
BluePyTheWDeer_
but I have no parents

I want to have a 10k dollar PC
burgernfat
the dollars are zimbabwean

i want to get a driver's license
MrMcMikey22
but i now have to face a death penalty, because i accidentaly ran over the entire human population O_O

I want to get out of this electric chair right now, because I don't wanna cry. And I cry acid, that kills even more people. ;w;
[TCD] Dzar03
but you're tied to it and prepare for the dead

I want to watch an Anime
sadave
but japan is not real

I want to rob a bank
BluePyTheWDeer_
but I am not in good shape

I want to get Netflix or Crunchyroll...
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