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Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but she decided to challenge gender roles and be the one who left for milk and never came back

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i want to steal the moon...
EnigmaticG
...but the sun won't let me.

I want to juggle these pencils...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but- oh fuck oh god ow ow ow someone call an ambulence i just stabbed myself with like 20 pencils holy shit-

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i want to read a really good book...
sametdze
but, the book read a really good me. wait, what?


i want to make world peace!
EnigmaticG
...but humans prefer fighting.

I want to play a game...
GamlA
...but I'm really a really cheap person.

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I want to clean my desk...
Dilly_P
But I’m locked in a cage for eternity


I want some good frozen yogurt
lostsilver
...but all the frozen yogurt shops are gone :(

i want to actually finish sprites/art...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i must scroll tiktok

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i want to eat the best ice cream ever made...
EnigmaticG
...but I live in a country where the ice cream sucks.

I want to launch a pumpkin...
DJruslan4ic
...but i dont have any

I want to map something...
lostsilver
...but i can't move my fingers because of trying to play rush e :'(

i want to learn the drums...
GamlA
...but someone ate the drumsticks.

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I want to teach my hypothetical son some valuable life lessons...
DJruslan4ic
...But he is hypothetical, and he doesn't exist

I want to get into fighting games...
[TCD] Dzar03
...but you've already been in a fight and you're being beaten now

I want to skip classes...
AxisPraxisMDS

[TCD] Dzar03 wrote:

...but you've already been in a fight and you're being beaten now

I want to skip classes...
but there so many cameras and prefects



I want To Post About my Controversial Oppinions online...
lostsilver
...but if i do i'll get silenced (sorry--)

i want to try and finish a project...
AxisPraxisMDS

lostsilver wrote:

...but if i do i'll get silenced (sorry--)

i want to try and finish a project...
But i Proscrastinate All the time

I Win a Sprint Illegal Street race But...
BluePyTheWDeer_
I have no shoes and it is on a road.


I want to install Clear Linux...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i've somehow ended up in the middle of the sahara desert

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i want to play games on the ps5...
GamlA
...but as of now, it's 1900 and computers don't exist yet

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I want to ride a bus...
SlowDumbLoser
But people are scary

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I want to use a VCR...
mizu_chuu
But I can't figure out how to work it 😦

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I want to travel the world....
BluePyTheWDeer_
But my tickets were taken by Farfocele


I want to go to Denny's...
Farfocele

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

But my tickets were taken by Farfocele
I'm actually catching strays bro 💀

OT: but there are none nearby.

I want to do karting...
BluePyTheWDeer_

Farfocele wrote:

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

But my tickets were taken by Farfocele
I'm actually catching strays bro 💀
What do you mean by that bro?

But I have no money for a kart.


I want to get a blahaj...
mizu_chuu
... but mom said i cant play 3008

I want my rank to be fixed..
great_elmo
... but peppy said no

I want to be good at osu...
sametdze
but suddenly i got ran over and reincarnated into a cute anime girl in a 12 episode romance anime with no season 2


i want to be on the REAL high score board!!
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i got banned for cheating

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i want to get lost in an ikea...
mizu_chuu
..but miku found me hiding by the meatballs

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I want to get my ranks back from Peppy...
[TCD] Dzar03
..but ppy deleted ranking feature, said players need to enjoy game


I want to travel to Japan..
keremaru
but i'm a social recluse

i wanna buy some ice cream...
AxisPraxisMDS
But the Machine Broke


I want to listen Meshuggah in Public..
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i'm a protagonist in a dystopian young adult novel where the government specifically banned metal music

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i want to see a full eclipse...
BluePyTheWDeer_
But the next is in 200 years.


I want to be more productive...
keremaru
...but i'll get up after i finish scrolling

i wanted to eat some chicken crisps...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i only have nacho cheese doritos

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i want to make a video game...
mizu_chuu
...but I have no idea on how to code :(

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I want to get another cat...
BluePyTheWDeer_
But I am banned from pet adoption centers



I want to quit my YouTube addiction...
Achromalia
...but you've instinctively reached for tutorials on digital minimalism from a series of youtube videos, before getting lost in a niche of essay-like content that feels good to watch and listen to under the guise of it simply "being informative" or "useful in the future"

i want to emulate human behavior and adopt your thoughts and feelings and beliefs...
sametdze
but you can't. as an ai you've been programmed specifically not to do that.

i wanna go to jail..
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but they gave me the death sentence

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i want to go to space...
BluePyTheWDeer_
But I am not Neil Armstrong.


I want to go to Dunkin'...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but they banned donuts in my country

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i want to fly...
great_elmo
...but i do not have wings

I want to make some money...

synthwavesquid wrote:

...but they banned donuts in my country
No wonder the UK is sad.
EnigmaticG
...but failed to do so legally, and now I'm in a jail cell.

I want to write a book...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid

great_elmo wrote:

synthwavesquid wrote:

...but they banned donuts in my country
No wonder the UK is sad.
the prime minister saw we were enjoying too many things and decided to cut down on a few of them

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...but i'm too engrossed in this sonic x shadow fanfic to work on it right now

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i want to build a rocket ship...
reffty_gag
but im too stoobid and too broke

I want to rap...
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
...but i lost my voice

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i want to go to the aquarium...
Xelasto
...but I'm allergic to water

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I want to build a snowman...
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