Example:
Player 1 wrote:
Well.. my father went out to get milk and never returned. I hope he returns someday
Player 2 wrote:
Are you serious? Your father didn't go to get milk. he ditched you!!!
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Did u know that Michael Jackson is alive
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okii i start
Did u know that Michael Jackson is alive
Michael Jackson is obviously not alive, this is a FAKE NEWS!!
i just killed someone guys... where do i hide the body guys?
i just killed someone guys... where do i hide the body guys?
On the nearest cemetery in your area, the closest I can find is at Rue de Herve 46, 4020 Liège, Belgium. I recommend hiding it on a corner or at an open place that is near a building so that you can sneakily dig the hole without much suspicion. Though I would still encourage that you make your own plan and a contingency plan to execute this process properly
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The third most used laughing emoji is "🪑"
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The third most used laughing emoji is "🪑"
no it's not, you're lying!
You don't have a life, get a shower and touch grass.
You don't have a life, get a shower and touch grass.
Topic Starter
How is this supposed to be a joke? Modern Day Humour is braindead and you're unfunny 
I went to a restaurant wit my cirno fumo plush. She liked the food :3
I went to a restaurant wit my cirno fumo plush. She liked the food :3
do you realize that this object representing a character in touhou is not alive? like it cannot eat food or do anything that animals and humans do so it's kind of weird to bring this plush with you in a restaurant as if it was your partner 
here are the good things to do in France... thanks for listening!
here are the good things to do in France... thanks for listening!
Topic Starter
There are things u can do in france. Like u can go to the eifel tower, or go to the louvre, ride bikes go for a walk. Anything!
HOWWW DID I MISS THAT??? I LISTEN TO THIS SONG SO OFTEN 😭😭😭
HOWWW DID I MISS THAT??? I LISTEN TO THIS SONG SO OFTEN 😭😭😭
WRONG!! HE DID NOT PREDICT COVID!!!!!
THAT VIDEO IS FAKE!!
i know where you live
THAT VIDEO IS FAKE!!
i know where you live
wait really...? I GOTTA HIDE I GOTTA HIDE AAAAAAA--
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
What? No you don't!
Who am I? Well, I am the best typist this world has ever seen. 7.27wpm has to be the record, right?
Who am I? Well, I am the best typist this world has ever seen. 7.27wpm has to be the record, right?
okay i'm not even following the game that is straight up one of the unfunniest things i've ever read in my entire life
Reminds me of that one time the instructor at the kamikaze academy said "Pay attention, because i'm only going to do this once"
Reminds me of that one time the instructor at the kamikaze academy said "Pay attention, because i'm only going to do this once"
Why do you want to pay Attention? You owe Attention for how much? And why only for once though? I have so many questions
IT'S CONFIRMED THAT CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM BROWN COWS!!!
IT'S CONFIRMED THAT CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM BROWN COWS!!!
Topic Starter
Brown cows doesn’t have chocolate milk inside. They naturally have white milk just like any other cows. Chocolate milk come from cocoa powder that is stirred with milk. Next time have a brain you idiot.
The earth is flat because if it would be round, the other side would be upside down
The earth is flat because if it would be round, the other side would be upside down
No, you dummy. If the earth is indeed flat, explain how sunset works. Is somehow the sun dip below the earth plane? because if so, then once the sun dips, explain why there can be night and day simultaneously in different places? You need really meht-fueled ad hoc creativity to explain all of trivial knowledge that people thousands of years ago understood, because earth is a sphere. We don't even need science to know, we just need to have basic reasoning to land into the same conclusion.
University is a scam. I learn better on the street rather in a cool empty classrooms
University is a scam. I learn better on the street rather in a cool empty classrooms
diplomas and degrees speak, not words.
men are trash
men are trash
Topic Starter
Without men u wont exist. People nowadays hatin each other 🤦♂️
Damn he’s a cool father, i think he should start a company or smth.
Damn he’s a cool father, i think he should start a company or smth.
Starting a company is probably a bad idea. If it's just family-owned small to medium scale of size that you're aiming for then it's lesser of a problem but still, a huge leap in risk from taking off your main career into business. Unless your family previously owned a business or have powerful connection or just filthy rich, get ready for the fight.
IT'S CONFIRMED THAT THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE! LOOK AT IT!! IT'S PRETTY MUCH JUST GRAY SWISS CHEESE!
IT'S CONFIRMED THAT THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE! LOOK AT IT!! IT'S PRETTY MUCH JUST GRAY SWISS CHEESE!
lol and I bet you believe the Earth is flat you mouthbreathing moron…
What did the dog fix first when he bought his fixer-upper house? The woof!
What did the dog fix first when he bought his fixer-upper house? The woof!
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The Roof! Learn How to type.
Damn sleeping felt like heaven ngl
Damn sleeping felt like heaven ngl
That is such a mid fandom you are so wrong about this im going mental here
We kicked a kid united
We kicked a kid united
child abuse is wrong!!
a friendly reminder that kys means keep yourself safe!
so please tell your friends to kys!!
a friendly reminder that kys means keep yourself safe!
so please tell your friends to kys!!
Topic Starter
It’s not… it’s a metaphor for unaliving yourself…
I am a bear
I am a bear
I'm 100% sure that you're a Homo Sapiens, otherwise known as human. I have no clue how you would operate a computer if you're not a human being.
Best day in your life, is when eating chilies but not shitting yourself later in the night
Best day in your life, is when eating chilies but not shitting yourself later in the night
Topic Starter
You know you will still defecate even after eating chillies. no matter what you do its not possible for you to not defecate after sleeping. thats how the body works you dumbo!
School is boring af i wish it wouldnt exist....
School is boring af i wish it wouldnt exist....
Hope you be more stupider.
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Hi! I'm bringing back the glory days of Forum Games! Screw OT.
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Hi! I'm bringing back the glory days of Forum Games! Screw OT.
Topic Starter
OT is much important
Anime mothers are better than normal ones. Change my Mind
Anime mothers are better than normal ones. Change my Mind
Of course it is. Anime are an art media that are mainly audience often use as a form of escapism from reality. For a large population experienced growing up in a single parent household or are just experience lack of affection, trobled childhood, and/or loneliness; such stereotypical, one dimensional, ideal fictional character are indeed seems superior compared to it's reality counterpart because at least just for a short while of time, people can feel connected with affectional fictional characters.
Also not to mention, stylised art are deemed beautiful from everywhere you look compared to reality.
I JUST INVENTED A NEW COLOUR!!!! IT'S BLUE BUT UHHHHHH, MORE DARK!
Also not to mention, stylised art are deemed beautiful from everywhere you look compared to reality.
I JUST INVENTED A NEW COLOUR!!!! IT'S BLUE BUT UHHHHHH, MORE DARK!
no you didn't you fucking unintelligent disgusting imbicile
if coke is so good, why don't they make a coke 2
if coke is so good, why don't they make a coke 2
They do. It's not like they make the original recipe with cocaine it in anymore. Making a brand like 'coke 2' would just confuse the hell out of people, bad marketing moveB0ii wrote:
no you didn't you fucking unintelligent disgusting imbicile
if coke is so good, why don't they make a coke 2
People say there's no water left on earth. DUH! YOU JUST NEED TO SCOOP IT UP FROM THE OCEAN. people smh
Topic Starter
Ur fucking aware that water is fucking saltwater. they cant just drink it right away
I wish i would be elon musk lel
I wish i would be elon musk lel
Stop dreaming such hopeless ideas and stick back to reality!
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Did you know I'm batman?
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Did you know I'm batman?
Topic Starter
Batman doesnt fucking exist in the real world
I wish i would be rich rn
I wish i would be rich rn
you can't just manifest things into real life dumbass imbicile
my dad owns osu and he can get you banned
my dad owns osu and he can get you banned
Topic Starter
He does not...
Why not put a magnet in the front side on the car. it'll accelerate itself lel
Why not put a magnet in the front side on the car. it'll accelerate itself lel
Then how can you stop your car
I wish I can reincarnate to a fantasy world, where I got my powerful abilities and girls
I wish I can reincarnate to a fantasy world, where I got my powerful abilities and girls
Topic Starter
While reincarnating may be possible, its impossible to go to a fantasy world with powerful abilities as its all fiction and is only meant for entertainment purposes.
guess what... chicken butt hehehe 😈
guess what... chicken butt hehehe 😈
juvenile humor isn't funny you mentally disabled swiss person
denial is a river in egypt
denial is a river in egypt
What are you talking about, there's not a river named Denial in Egypt
There is only one year-round river in Egypt, the Nile. It has no non-seasonal tributaries for its entire length in Egypt, though it has two further upstream, the Blue Nile and White Nile, which merge in central Sudan.
In the Nile Delta, the river splits into a number of distributaries and lesser channels. In ancient times there were seven distributaries, of which only two are extant today due to silting and flood relief schemes. From east to west, they were:
the Pelusiac,
the Tanitic,
the Mendesian,
the Phatnitic (extant; now the Damietta or Damyat),
the Sebennytic,
the Bolbitinic,
the Canopic (extant; now the Rosetta or Rashid).
OT: Come to Ohio, you will get a chance to see fish swimming on the ground or bird flying in the water
There is only one year-round river in Egypt, the Nile. It has no non-seasonal tributaries for its entire length in Egypt, though it has two further upstream, the Blue Nile and White Nile, which merge in central Sudan.
In the Nile Delta, the river splits into a number of distributaries and lesser channels. In ancient times there were seven distributaries, of which only two are extant today due to silting and flood relief schemes. From east to west, they were:
the Pelusiac,
the Tanitic,
the Mendesian,
the Phatnitic (extant; now the Damietta or Damyat),
the Sebennytic,
the Bolbitinic,
the Canopic (extant; now the Rosetta or Rashid).
OT: Come to Ohio, you will get a chance to see fish swimming on the ground or bird flying in the water
That's not logically makes sense
First of all:
Swimming is a self propulsion of a person through water or other liquid; mainly on the water surface
Perhaps for select few exceptional species of fishes and/or extinct species of it that do crawl on the ground, The common sense that people pertain is that fish live in the body of water around the earth and the way they move is through swimming.
Secondly:
Flying is the process by which an object moves through a space
Birds can fly because they flap their wings to generate enough force to lift themselves off from the ground. Their body plan simply do not allow them to move themselves in the water, let alone survive in it, perhaps except from penguins.
And finally:
Ohio is just another state of USA. The popularity surrounding it was simply comes from a internet meme which people pretends it's a place of bizzare occurance happens, to which specific things is up to the creativity of people makes fun of it. But in reality there's no inherently anything perplexing things you can found there, just like any other places.
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Space is filled with bajilion amount of stars yet why is it dark there? WE HAVE BEEN LIED, WAKE UP PEOPLE
First of all:
Swimming is a self propulsion of a person through water or other liquid; mainly on the water surface
Perhaps for select few exceptional species of fishes and/or extinct species of it that do crawl on the ground, The common sense that people pertain is that fish live in the body of water around the earth and the way they move is through swimming.
Secondly:
Flying is the process by which an object moves through a space
Birds can fly because they flap their wings to generate enough force to lift themselves off from the ground. Their body plan simply do not allow them to move themselves in the water, let alone survive in it, perhaps except from penguins.
And finally:
Ohio is just another state of USA. The popularity surrounding it was simply comes from a internet meme which people pretends it's a place of bizzare occurance happens, to which specific things is up to the creativity of people makes fun of it. But in reality there's no inherently anything perplexing things you can found there, just like any other places.
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Space is filled with bajilion amount of stars yet why is it dark there? WE HAVE BEEN LIED, WAKE UP PEOPLE
Bro what u have been lied, space is dark because all forms of light combined can't illuminate all of space.
Joke:
Your mom went to the supermarket. To get a reality check.
Joke:
Your mom went to the supermarket. To get a reality check.
ok so how do you get a reality check at the SUPERMARKET for crying out loud
Man that joke is not funny
Why did the PC cross the street?
To see if it didn't break without thinking about its ex-girlfriend.
Why did the PC cross the street?
To see if it didn't break without thinking about its ex-girlfriend.
Topic Starter
A pc is a fucking device. They cannont move by their own nor do they have a girlfriend????
Climate change isn’t real
Climate change isn’t real
Yes it is you dummy
If you get a life, you die
If you get a life, you die
Of course. Why wouldn't it be?
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99.999% OF PEOPLE QUIT BEFORE WINNING IT BIG!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE PERSISTED MORE!!!!
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99.999% OF PEOPLE QUIT BEFORE WINNING IT BIG!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE PERSISTED MORE!!!!
No it doesn't, if the game is rigged, then it's not worth it, next time use your brain.
The best emoji to express gratitude is "💀"
The best emoji to express gratitude is "💀"
What? A skeleton? Are you glorifying the death of the other person? Shame on you.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
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Are you a furry? BREATHE IF YES!!!, SING AN ENTIRE KPOP / LOVE SONG IN KOREAN IF NO!!!
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Are you a furry? BREATHE IF YES!!!, SING AN ENTIRE KPOP / LOVE SONG IN KOREAN IF NO!!!