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How do you wipe your ass after a dump

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how do you wipe

Between the legs
2
7.14%
Lift up one buttcheek, reach around
15
53.57%
Standing up
3
10.71%
Bidet only
3
10.71%
Other
3
10.71%
Don't wipe 💀
2
7.14%
Total votes: 28
Topic Starter
DM FOR MUTUAL
I swear I'll stop procrastinating after making this post
z0z
tf?
Stomiks
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Karmine

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Funny how it used to be common here and they just disappeared to be replaced by a less practical and economical alternative
Jangsoodlor

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
B0ii

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Reyalp51

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
i dont have one :(
I AM VERY SMART

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautiful
Duck o-o
no way anyone will stand up, the cheeks will squish together then
[ Sebastian ]
Sometimes I wonder how I got here.
Reyalp51

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Sometimes I wonder how I got here.
well you can't talk about lucario in school or with your family can you?
Topic Starter
DM FOR MUTUAL

Dementedduck wrote:

no way anyone will stand up, the cheeks will squish together then
Well apparently 2 guys do
Duck o-o

yoony1 wrote:

Dementedduck wrote:

no way anyone will stand up, the cheeks will squish together then
Well apparently 2 guys do
those 2 have shit stains all over their toilets due to the projectile made from the squish
Topic Starter
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Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Are there different bidet techniques? I only know that there's different wiping techniques. I'm really curious now.
Stomiks

yoony1 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Are there different bidet techniques? I only know that there's different wiping techniques. I'm really curious now.
I think there's currently 3 of them. Some use a hose, some have it installed inside their toilet, and some even have a dedicated toilet to wash their ass.
Jangsoodlor

Stomiks wrote:

yoony1 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Are there different bidet techniques? I only know that there's different wiping techniques. I'm really curious now.
I think there's currently 3 of them. Some use a hose, some have it installed inside their toilet, and some even have a dedicated toilet to wash their ass.
1st option is da best. u actually have manual control
Aireunaeus
this thread is just ewwwww
Rigbyuis

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautiful
most people will say it's expensive, but if you think about it, if you use soap together with this it actually saves so much money since you will never use toilet paper anymore (or at least use a lot less than before).

In terms of sustainability though, it would be an unnecesary waste of water. Anyways i can't exactly calculate which one is more contaminating: toilet papers or water (at first view, water may seem more contaminating, but after analyzing a bit, seems that toilet paper is more tbh...)
Karmine

Rigbyuis wrote:

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautiful
most people will say it's expensive, but if you think about it, if you use soap together with this it actually saves so much money since you will never use toilet paper anymore (or at least use a lot less than before).

In terms of sustainability though, it would be an unnecesary waste of water. Anyways i can't exactly calculate which one is more contaminating: toilet papers or water (at first view, water may seem more contaminating, but after analyzing a bit, seems that toilet paper is more tbh...)
Can't say TP is very sustainable
Jangsoodlor

Rigbyuis wrote:

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautiful
most people will say it's expensive, but if you think about it, if you use soap together with this it actually saves so much money since you will never use toilet paper anymore (or at least use a lot less than before).

In terms of sustainability though, it would be an unnecesary waste of water. Anyways i can't exactly calculate which one is more contaminating: toilet papers or water (at first view, water may seem more contaminating, but after analyzing a bit, seems that toilet paper is more tbh...)


actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this

Literally, it's 5 bucks
Rigbyuis

Jangsoodlor wrote:

actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this

Literally, it's 5 bucks
actually you can use the bath hose to simulate it so it's really up to you to change your habits
Stomiks

Rigbyuis wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this

Literally, it's 5 bucks
actually you can use the bath hose to simulate it so it's really up to you to change your habits
Bath hose is large enough to catch your shit bits. If you don't wanna shower with shit, then use a bidet.
Jangsoodlor

Stomiks wrote:

Rigbyuis wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this

Literally, it's 5 bucks
actually you can use the bath hose to simulate it so it's really up to you to change your habits
Bath hose is large enough to catch your shit bits. If you don't wanna shower with shit, then use a bidet.
And the water pressure is different. Bidets usually have higher pressure than your typical bath hose.
I AM VERY SMART
I'm sorry but the bidet takes too much effort
-Kori

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautiful
i hate this in every single way imaginable
I AM VERY SMART

-Kori wrote:

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautiful
i hate this in every single way imaginable
Why did I said that it looks beautiful...
Aireunaeus
This thread is cursed and funny
KimAriel
With toilet paper, duhh
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