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How do you wipe your ass after a dump
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how do you wipe
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Topic Starter
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Funny how it used to be common here and they just disappeared to be replaced by a less practical and economical alternativeStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Jangsoodlor wrote:
Stomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
i dont have oneStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautifulStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
no way anyone will stand up, the cheeks will squish together then
Sometimes I wonder how I got here.
well you can't talk about lucario in school or with your family can you?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Sometimes I wonder how I got here.
Topic Starter
Well apparently 2 guys doDementedduck wrote:
no way anyone will stand up, the cheeks will squish together then
those 2 have shit stains all over their toilets due to the projectile made from the squishyoony1 wrote:
Well apparently 2 guys doDementedduck wrote:
no way anyone will stand up, the cheeks will squish together then
Topic Starter
Are there different bidet techniques? I only know that there's different wiping techniques. I'm really curious now.Stomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
I think there's currently 3 of them. Some use a hose, some have it installed inside their toilet, and some even have a dedicated toilet to wash their ass.yoony1 wrote:
Are there different bidet techniques? I only know that there's different wiping techniques. I'm really curious now.Stomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Jangsoodlor
1st option is da best. u actually have manual controlStomiks wrote:
I think there's currently 3 of them. Some use a hose, some have it installed inside their toilet, and some even have a dedicated toilet to wash their ass.yoony1 wrote:
Are there different bidet techniques? I only know that there's different wiping techniques. I'm really curious now.Stomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
this thread is just ewwwww
most people will say it's expensive, but if you think about it, if you use soap together with this it actually saves so much money since you will never use toilet paper anymore (or at least use a lot less than before).I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautifulStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
In terms of sustainability though, it would be an unnecesary waste of water. Anyways i can't exactly calculate which one is more contaminating: toilet papers or water (at first view, water may seem more contaminating, but after analyzing a bit, seems that toilet paper is more tbh...)
Can't say TP is very sustainableRigbyuis wrote:
most people will say it's expensive, but if you think about it, if you use soap together with this it actually saves so much money since you will never use toilet paper anymore (or at least use a lot less than before).I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautifulStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
In terms of sustainability though, it would be an unnecesary waste of water. Anyways i can't exactly calculate which one is more contaminating: toilet papers or water (at first view, water may seem more contaminating, but after analyzing a bit, seems that toilet paper is more tbh...)
Jangsoodlor
Rigbyuis wrote:
most people will say it's expensive, but if you think about it, if you use soap together with this it actually saves so much money since you will never use toilet paper anymore (or at least use a lot less than before).I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautifulStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
In terms of sustainability though, it would be an unnecesary waste of water. Anyways i can't exactly calculate which one is more contaminating: toilet papers or water (at first view, water may seem more contaminating, but after analyzing a bit, seems that toilet paper is more tbh...)
actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this
Literally, it's 5 bucks
Bath hose is large enough to catch your shit bits. If you don't wanna shower with shit, then use a bidet.Rigbyuis wrote:
actually you can use the bath hose to simulate it so it's really up to you to change your habitsJangsoodlor wrote:
actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this
Literally, it's 5 bucks
Jangsoodlor
And the water pressure is different. Bidets usually have higher pressure than your typical bath hose.Stomiks wrote:
Bath hose is large enough to catch your shit bits. If you don't wanna shower with shit, then use a bidet.Rigbyuis wrote:
actually you can use the bath hose to simulate it so it's really up to you to change your habitsJangsoodlor wrote:
actually it's really cheap if you use the hose ones like this
Literally, it's 5 bucks
I'm sorry but the bidet takes too much effort
i hate this in every single way imaginableI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautifulStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
Why did I said that it looks beautiful...-Kori wrote:
i hate this in every single way imaginableI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Just found out what is a bidet... and it looks beautifulStomiks wrote:
Bidet's the future, you plebs.
This thread is cursed and funny