F. Carry on with current game
Fine, then don't quit. See if you can beat this final stage...
You are in the mall, only to see 10 people charging at the door. Sustaining many injuries, you promptly realize Captain Planet is a faggot. As you approach the counter... you meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They shout back "Cowabunga!" and join your party, but then you're getting tired of the super awesome sexy dancing party with the Turtles. On your way home and you get attacked by a ice fairy. Creating a chain of magical energies, icicles suddenly fall from out of nowhere.
The speech begins... "You have been a good enemy but you have also been a good friend. The day you turned evil made the whole world erupt into anger and misfortune. I believed in you this whole time...even now. I can see the goodness in you. I will not try to kill you unless you will continue this rampage of destruction. If you could remember the days we spent at the orphanage you would remember how much fun we had...the laughter and the adventures. You were yourself then. Why have you become this awful thing? Are you willing to even destroy me? I cannot let you go further unless you tell me...
You get annoyed by Cirno's stupidity and all of a sudden you die for giving too much money money to Nexon. Death got pissed and began to attack. He readies his scythe and is about to kill you. Death who suddenly feels powerless decides to put his weapon away. You realize the stars effect with go away soon and as you chip away at Death's HP with your coinage, you see a figure coming closer and closer. It's Yojimbo! You realize that your arm is bleeding. You look up. Two seconds later, you're dead. Plus, you level up. You find out all has gone to hell in the matter of twenty minutes and realise only the Turtles are left, everyone else died. The mall collapses. You need to find some odd looking wooden sword. Meanwhile, you notice a few other weapons on the ground too. You start shooting people with tranquilsers. You find that the enemies cannon liked turtles. You "accidentally" introduce them to the game of "I want to be the guy" in the process. As you throw apples at them, they try to dodge but end up getting hit anyway. Now you have lots and lots of momentum.
What do you do? Go!
A. Go on and investigate.
A.Run away out of the mall hoping to not get shot.
A. Do the american football run and hope you can smash through the people.
A. Keep on fighting and hope to God you don't get shot again.
A. Kill the cashier
A. The subway
A. Make them fight off the people chasing you.
A. Hand over some pizzas to them and run.
A. Take some drugs to keep you partying~
A. Use the weakness of the Spell Card: Icicle Fall to defeat the fairy.
A. Finish her off.
A. Try to kill you
A. Start a Guild PQ
A. Give death the money
A. Scream for mercy
A. Look for a warp pipe
A. Try to avoid the combat and pick up all your coinage.
A. Grab the rest of your coins and brace for impact.
A. Chat with Death.
A. Distribute points into laziness.
A. Try to restore order.
A. Get a Point Reset and use them to power up the turtles.
A. Talk to the usual hermit guy about what happened recently
A. Take the wooden sword.
A. Take out the wooden sword.
A. Combine all you have together to make some crazy machine
A. Continue running
A. Continue sipping tea with them.
A. Charge up a spin attack.
A. Knock down Vanilla Fortress
H! Carry on Weapons