This is the choose your own adventure game, I introduced it on another forum and the thread was so full of win the internet almost exploded. But then it started getting full of fail and I've decided to leave where it is failing. So I'm just bringing it here hoping the members can make interesting and funny scenarios.

So the game works like this, you see a scenario with choices on what you should do, then you pick one and continue on the story.

Ex. You are on a hike in a forest, you hear a scream you...
Post 1.
A. Go on and investigate.
B. Shrug, it's most likely the boy who cried wolf.
C. Fire a gun shot into the trees.
D. Something else(yes you can use this.)

Post 2
C.
A wild bear comes toward you and tries to attack you...

(And so on)

So let's kick this off!

You are walking in the mall and a gang fight breaks loose. You...

A.Run away out of the mall hoping to not get shot.
B. Call the cops, they know what to do.
C. Pull out your 9mil, after all, you gotta fight with your gang.
D. Try to stop the fight by using flowers.

(Don't tell me how lame this is just go one with it)

A. Run away out of the mall hoping to not get shot.

You leave the mall, only to see 10 people charging at the door, where unfortunately, that is where you are.

A. Do the american football run and hope you can smash through the people.
B. Run back into the mall to find another safe spot.
C. Hold your hands forward, ready to punch all of them.
D. Hold your hands forward in an X shape, and brace for impact.

B. Run back into the mall to find another safe spot.

You return to find this thread has been made before -> viewtopic.php?f=52&t=9999
And you find a save point.


you...

A. Join the legion of the vamps with Remilia
B. Become Remilia's Butler.
C. Switch to the original Choose your own Adventure thread and revive it.
D. Make a KoC character in MapleStory.

OOG: Fuck you, Metroid, for trying to ruin this game. We're going to ignore your dumbshit post. Geez... Blackie.

C. Hold your hands forward, ready to punch all of them.

Having taken down five of them by yourself, and sustaining many injuries, you...

A. Keep on fighting and hope to God you don't get shot again.
B. Pick up a gun, or two, and start firing like a madman.
C. "This is Black TV. White men dead, we gettin' the fuck outta here!" (Run away)
D. Call upon the powers of Captain Planet!

D. Call upon the powers of Captain Planet!

You summon Captain Planet, who destroys the guns, and gives everyone a long lecture about the ecosystem. You promptly realize Captain Planet is a faggot, and beat him to death with a rubber chicken. The remaining thugs decide to repay your kindness by joining your party.

Now, where do you wish to go?
A. The subway
B. Pizza Hut
C. The forest
D. Koridai

B. Pizza Hut

You and your newly acquired party go to Pizza Hut. You go inside to order a pizza. Inside you see nobody but your party and a suspicious looking cashier. You also hear some weird noises coming from the kitchen. You approach the counter...

A. Kill the cashier
B. Order 100 Supreme Pizzas
C. Tell everyone in your party to rob the place
D. Go outside to the nearby KFC instead.

B. Order 100 Supreme Pizzas.
After 3 hours, the pizzas finished baking, but you ran away with the pizzas. While you ran on and on,

You meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

You:

A. Hand over some pizzas to them and run.
B. Hand over all the pizzas to them and hope the TMNTs will smack the people chasing you.
C. Continue running, and get the TMNTs and the Pizza Hut stuff to chase you for the pizzas.
D. Shout "Cowabunga!"

SkyE- wrote:

OOG: Fuck you, Metroid, for trying to ruin this game. We're going to ignore your dumbshit post. Geez... Blackie.

I'm not tying to ruin anything...
Can't the thread creator just revive the old original thread.. Sheesh no need to be rude.

Metroid wrote:

SkyE- wrote:

OOG: Fuck you, Metroid, for trying to ruin this game. We're going to ignore your dumbshit post. Geez... Blackie.

I'm not tying to ruin anything...
Can't the thread creator just revive the old original thread.. Sheesh no need to be rude.

I see no need to revive the old one considering how old it is, yes I know it can be revived but it doesn't really matter does it.

D. Shout "Cowabunga!"
They shout back "Cowabunga!" and join your party. You...

A. Make them fight off the people chasing you.
B. Get out of there and head for the sewers.
C. A sexy dance party.
D. Do something more creative then I can think of.

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D - Go Home

You're on your way home and you get attacked by a ice fairy..
you..

A - Use the weakness of the Spell Card: Icicle Fall to defeat the fairy.
B - Hire Remilia to do the dirty work.
C - Go play MapleStory.
D - Baka Baka!

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D. Spam Smegas and Nexon's GMs will do nothing.

All of a sudden you die for giving too much money money to Nexon. Death appears to you and says he will give your life back if you give him $500. You have $510 in coins in your pocket. Do you...

A. Give death the money
B. Refuse
C. Try to run away
D. Kick death

D. Kick death in the face

Death got pissed and began to attack. He readies his scythe and is about to kill you. Do you...

A. Scream for mercy
B. Pronounce your invincibility
C. Get all your teammates to beat up Death
D. Drop the money and run away

B. Pronounce your invincibility

I am invincible!! You suddenly grab a star from a nearby block and run around Death. Death who suddenly feels powerless decides to put his weapon away. You realize the stars effect with go away soon and you will have to think of another strategy...

A) Look for a warp pipe
B) Quickly demand your life back from Death
C) Explain a weird paradox about how you are actually alive while you are dead.
D) Throw coins at Death until Death is low on health points

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A. Try to avoid the combat and pick up all your coinage.

You slowly gather up your coins. You've almost completed getting them all, until you realize that your arm is bleeding. You look up to find Death mindlessly swinging around, and is about to hit your butt.
Do you...
A. Grab the rest of your coins and brace for impact.
B. Drop all your coins and get the hell out of there!
C. Run/crawl into Death's legs and try to trip him.
D. Scream at your waiting teammates for help.

A. Grab the rest of your coins and brace for impact.

You grab the rest of the coins. You look up. Two seconds later, you're dead.

A. Chat with Death.
B. Haunt people for no apparent reason.
C. Use that Phoenix Down cleverly hidden in your right sock.
D. Use your Phoenix Down on Death.

A. Chat with Death.

After chatting a bit with death, and some intelligent thinking on your part, he decides to bring you back, and let you keep all the money. He's not even mad at you for hitting him. Plus, you level up.

A. Distribute points into laziness.
B. Distribute points into stupidity.
C. Distribute points into weakness.
D. Distribute your points onto someone else.

D. Distribute your points onto someone else.
You put them on Death, on his niceness stat. After this you ask to please take you back to the mortal world and he does oh so nicely, but only once. When you're back you find out all has gone to hell in the matter of twenty minutes and riots are going on all around and any form government has been destroyed. You...

A. Try to restore order.
B. Join in the riots.
C. Level-Grind
D. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn AAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

A. Try to restore order.

You get your party back and realise only the Turtles are left, everyone else died.
Now what?

A. Get a Point Reset and use them to power up the turtles.
B. Kill yourself and go back to hell; its like a heaven compared to this place.
C. Go home.
D. Go to the mall, and attempt to finish shopping.

D. Go to the mall, and attempt to finish shopping.

At the mall that is destroyed with flames and broken windows everywhere you decide to go "shopping" for any sort of weapons or items you may need on your journey. You try to grab as much as you can before the mall collapses. This time you will try to save the entire world but first you need to find some information...

What will you do?

A ) Talk to the usual hermit guy about what happened recently
B ) Talk to your mommy
C ) Ask the Turtles
D ) Kill yourself and go back to hell; its like a heaven compared to this place.

A. Talk to the usual hermit guy about what happened recently.

You approach the hermit, and attempt to start a conversation with him, but all he says is "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." and attempts to hand you an odd looking wooden sword. Meanwhile, you notice a few other weapons on the ground too.

A. Take the wooden sword.
B. Take the Katana.
C. Take the Flamethrower.
D. Kill the hermit for the exp and loot.

A. Take the wooden sword.

It may be useful for firewood, anyway, so you set off.
You start shooting people with tranquilsers but you notice some of them are unaffected, and are walking like zombies.
Do you...

A. Take out the wooden sword.
B. Take out a gun.
C. Take out holy water, which you got from a church yesterday.
D. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

D. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



Running away from the danger (and bullets) you find that the enemies cannon keep up with you and you are safe for now.
You try to identify a weakness to these enemies by analyzing their attack patterns. You have holy water,Turtles,wooden sword,some coins left over,tranquilizers and a gun. They seem to have a weakness of being much slower than you.

Will you...
A ) Combine all you have together to make some crazy machine
B ) Make a strategy involving the Turtles
C ) Attack from the rear with everything you got
D ) Combine 2 other things to create a different strategy

B ) Make a strategy involving the Turtles

You throw the turtles at them and you discovered they liked turtles. Soon after they started eating the turtles and started walking towards you again.

What will you do:

A) Continue running
B) Shoot them
C) Full frontal assault
D) Make friends

D. Make friends.

You "accidentally" introduce them to the game of "I want to be the guy" in the process. Now they're convinced that apples can kill you.

What will you do?
A. Continue sipping tea with them.
B. Try to stab them with your wooden sword.
C. Run away while they smash their keyboards
D. Throw apples at them.

D. Throw apples at them.

As you throw apples at them, they try to dodge but end up getting hit anyway. However, they explode into bloody gorey bits when they're hit by them. You check, and you decide that what you're throwing are more like Giant Cherries.

A. Charge up a spin attack.
B. Loot the bodies for stuff.
C. Gain EXP from the kills.
D. Attempt to do all three above.

A. Charge up a spin attack.

Who needs loot or EXP, you can move fast! Now you have lots and lots of momentum. Putting it to good use, you...

A. Knock down Vanilla Fortress
B. Jump to heaven
C. Use a bug to clear the stage in 03 seconds
D. Invade Nepal

C. Use a bug to clear the stage in 03 seconds

You end up on Lunatic fighting Sakuya, Remilia, Patchouli, and Flandre at once.

you...

A: RAGE QUIT!
B: Get Cyclone to do it
C: Go play MapleStory
D: Do it yourself.


EDIT: Opps I ninja'd someone.

C. Use a bug to clear the stage in 03 seconds

Congrats you just beat the game, that was some sort of survival RPG and platformer. You now can play the game again, but you can carry on something from your previous game. You...

A. Carry on Weapons
B. Carry on levels.
C. Carry on Skills
D. All the above
E. None of the above and challenge yourself with the harder difficulty.

F. Carry on with current game

Fine, then don't quit. See if you can beat this final stage...
You are in the mall, only to see 10 people charging at the door. Sustaining many injuries, you promptly realize Captain Planet is a faggot. As you approach the counter... you meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They shout back "Cowabunga!" and join your party, but then you're getting tired of the super awesome sexy dancing party with the Turtles. On your way home and you get attacked by a ice fairy. Creating a chain of magical energies, icicles suddenly fall from out of nowhere.
The speech begins... "You have been a good enemy but you have also been a good friend. The day you turned evil made the whole world erupt into anger and misfortune. I believed in you this whole time...even now. I can see the goodness in you. I will not try to kill you unless you will continue this rampage of destruction. If you could remember the days we spent at the orphanage you would remember how much fun we had...the laughter and the adventures. You were yourself then. Why have you become this awful thing? Are you willing to even destroy me? I cannot let you go further unless you tell me...
You get annoyed by Cirno's stupidity and all of a sudden you die for giving too much money money to Nexon. Death got pissed and began to attack. He readies his scythe and is about to kill you. Death who suddenly feels powerless decides to put his weapon away. You realize the stars effect with go away soon and as you chip away at Death's HP with your coinage, you see a figure coming closer and closer. It's Yojimbo! You realize that your arm is bleeding. You look up. Two seconds later, you're dead. Plus, you level up. You find out all has gone to hell in the matter of twenty minutes and realise only the Turtles are left, everyone else died. The mall collapses. You need to find some odd looking wooden sword. Meanwhile, you notice a few other weapons on the ground too. You start shooting people with tranquilsers. You find that the enemies cannon liked turtles. You "accidentally" introduce them to the game of "I want to be the guy" in the process. As you throw apples at them, they try to dodge but end up getting hit anyway. Now you have lots and lots of momentum.
What do you do? Go!

A. Go on and investigate.
A.Run away out of the mall hoping to not get shot.
A. Do the american football run and hope you can smash through the people.
A. Keep on fighting and hope to God you don't get shot again.
A. Kill the cashier
A. The subway
A. Make them fight off the people chasing you.
A. Hand over some pizzas to them and run.
A. Take some drugs to keep you partying~
A. Use the weakness of the Spell Card: Icicle Fall to defeat the fairy.
A. Finish her off.
A. Try to kill you
A. Start a Guild PQ
A. Give death the money
A. Scream for mercy
A. Look for a warp pipe
A. Try to avoid the combat and pick up all your coinage.
A. Grab the rest of your coins and brace for impact.
A. Chat with Death.
A. Distribute points into laziness.
A. Try to restore order.
A. Get a Point Reset and use them to power up the turtles.
A. Talk to the usual hermit guy about what happened recently
A. Take the wooden sword.
A. Take out the wooden sword.
A. Combine all you have together to make some crazy machine
A. Continue running
A. Continue sipping tea with them.
A. Charge up a spin attack.
A. Knock down Vanilla Fortress
H! Carry on Weapons

Copy and Paste?

C: Debug Pray Deus-Ex-Machina

You sort out the mess, and finally get the game the world working again. The character You are revived, you have a piece of gum, a rubber band, and a computer with osu! on it. It seems the world's back to normal too, so have fun.

A. Eat the gum.
B. Play with the rubber band.
C. Play osu!
D. Make a highly advanced contraption out of a piece of gum, a rubber band, and a computer with osu! on it.

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C. Upload your pro gameplay videos on Youtube

You upload them and people are stunned but some assholes are going "OMG haxors". You are pissed off at them and you...

A. Hack osu! so you can sick BanchoBot on them.
B. Ignore them.
C. Flame them.
D. Show off your SBing powers to them.

D. Show off your SBing powers to them.

You make a map, get it ranked with epic SB, and it gets to 10.0
peppy puts you as a admin. You...

A: ADMIN ABUSE!
B: Troll Mod Lounge.
C: Rank/Mod maps like Larto on his first week.
D: Rank shitty maps.
E: Rank awesome maps.
D: Don't do anything.

D: Don't do anything.

You wait. Time passes.

Okay, this is suck, what will you do after waiting?

A) Build a racecar with StickleBricks
B) #invoke
C) Summon Undead
D) TRANSFOOOOORM

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D) BECAUSE IT'S THRILLER

There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes. So you'll need to undo of it fast. But how?

A) Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
B) Close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
C) Crawl in search of blood
D) You're paralyzed

D) You're paralyzed
You're paralyzed. you try to manipulate the monster.

do you:
A) Shove it in a precariously placed pit
B) Start crying for mommy
C) Bite its' foot
D) Start praying
E) Use energy to shove a message in its' face that says "FUCK YOU, MONSTER!"

E) Use energy to shove a message in its' face that says "FUCK YOU, MONSTER!"

The monster is instantly stunned by this, having it been said to it by it's owner. It runs away from the prejudice. Now that the monster is gone, you're no longer paralyzed and you feel like screwing around on osu! again.
Do you...

A) Map, map, and map more.
B) Mod, mod, and mod more.
C) Play, play and play more.
D) Go on multi and show everybody up.

C) Play, play and play more.

HOLYSHIT I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

You full comboed Marisa. You go on chat and brag about it until you realise you were playing [Normal].
You are a miserable little excuse for a player, and you crawl under a rock to hide your shame.
Now what?
A) Cry, cry and cry more.
B) Insert disk 3 and press start
C) ZA WARUDO
D) Nothing in particular. Just wait.
E:/Photo/DMG2002.jpg

TOKI WO TOMARE

SOSHITE TOKI GA UGOKI DESU

ODAODAODA




You killed the monster an innocent person

Now what

A) Resurrect it
B) Get pizza
C) Go to School
D) Get some cake

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B. Order 100 Supreme Pizzas.

You and the rest of your party eat them all and your stomach starts to rumble.

Do you-
(A) Start throwing up.
(B) Do A and sue Pizza Hut
(C) The Ninja in your party starts throwing pepperonis instead of shuriken, and lays peppers behind himself instead of caltrops.
(D) Shoop da whoop but you fire tacos instead of lasers.
(E) All of the above.

(D) Shoop da whoop but you fire tacos instead of lasers.

IMMA FIRIN MA TACOOS!!!1! The place gets all blown up and you're forced to go out.
Do you...

A) That was awesome!!! Let's blow up some more Pizza Huts!
B) Pizza Butt sucks! Let's blow up the rest of the Pizza Huts!
C) I'm too fat to do anything =3=
D) Oh wait I didn't actually escape.... Get crushed by debris.