The Genie Game

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You were being vague, so I gave you all kinds of keyboards. Mechanical, Piano-- you name it!

I wish for a mutant killer potato that will kill me.
you got a pre-punched captchalouge card with a mutankt killer potatoe on it.

i wish for osu!

(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
granted but you now only must play CTB for a month with every hard mod on

i wish for sugar
Granted, but now you can't taste sugar anymore.

I wish for O!m skill.
granted but it's only in CTB

i wish for a harem
Granted but you now love men

I wish for a new PC :(
you clever mother

granted but it's a cyberpower PC MUHAHAHAHAHAHEAHEHEAHEHAE

i wish for a correct harem
Granted, but all your harem contains Yanderes

I wished to have power of all the elements and live in a world with monsters from girls to women~ :P
granted but it's h.p. lovecraft's world

i wish for meh
Granted again but you are now born without your legs

I want to be Raven from Elsword ;)
granted but every other day you turn into an actual raven

i wish for snow
Uhm... granted but a blizzard came in and killed everyone.

I wish for....
people to talk to
fuck it, I want unlimited supply to anime and manga. (I could see how wrong this could turn into)
granted but it's either futa or yaoi

i wish for infinite stratos
granted... but You became more dense than Orimura Ichika /me runs

I wish I can read anyone's mind
Granted...but there's a defect to it. Now you can read everyone's mind, all at once ,so there's pretty much a whole crowd of images and voices that you see.

I wish for a nice simple Canadian penny 1¢.
Granted but you get billions of pennies summoned in your house. You don't know what to do with them.

I wish I could stay inside all day and never go out.
Granted, but you become claustrophobic

I wish I could breathe underwater
granted but you can never go into shallow water

i wish for a cheese filled crepe
Granted but suddenly all the cheese in the world turns into a living, deadly cheese that can suffocate someone to death.

I wish for a flexible school schedule.
Trash Boat
granted but its so flexible that you have lots of time to do nothing

i wish for Amby to come back
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