The Genie Game

Uhm... granted but a blizzard came in and killed everyone.

I wish for....
~~friends~~
~~people to talk to~~
fuck it, I want unlimited supply to anime and manga. (I could see how wrong this could turn into)

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-21T03:51:35+00:00

granted but it's either futa or yaoi

i wish for infinite stratos

Rio-

3,353 posts

Joined March 2013

Rio- 2014-04-21T14:32:38+00:00

granted... but You became more dense than Orimura Ichika /me runs

I wish I can read anyone's mind

10crystalmask01

10crystalmask01 2014-04-21T19:12:00+00:00

Granted...but there's a defect to it. Now you can read everyone's mind, all at once ,so there's pretty much a whole crowd of images and voices that you see.

I wish for a nice simple Canadian penny 1¢.

DeletedUser_4041880

DeletedUser_4041880 2014-04-21T19:15:28+00:00

Granted but you get billions of pennies summoned in your house. You don't know what to do with them.

I wish I could stay inside all day and never go out.

Feast

289 posts

Joined June 2013

Feast 2014-04-21T19:19:40+00:00

Granted, but you become claustrophobic

I wish I could breathe underwater

Nyanpasu~ | ☆→Non Non Biyori skin←★ | User Page

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-21T22:49:08+00:00

granted but you can never go into shallow water

i wish for a cheese filled crepe

Interference_old

86 posts

Joined October 2013

Interference_old 2014-04-22T02:22:15+00:00

Granted but suddenly all the cheese in the world turns into a living, deadly cheese that can suffocate someone to death.

I wish for a flexible school schedule.

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2014-04-22T02:45:53+00:00

granted but its so flexible that you have lots of time to do nothing

i wish for Amby to come back

Interference_old

86 posts

Joined October 2013

Interference_old 2014-04-22T02:51:00+00:00

Nice one there, I actually like it.
Granted but it's only for an hour.

I wish for my imaginary male harem list to come true.

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2014-04-22T03:15:17+00:00

Yes, and the list of paper makes noises at you at tries to "seduce" you.

I wish for tofu.

Piine

1,573 posts

Joined March 2012

Piine 2014-04-22T03:23:47+00:00

Your wish is granted but it taste like toothpaste.

I wish for the powers of Shonen Jump characters

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-22T03:29:45+00:00

granted but they're bad shonen jump characters

i wish for an osu supporter tag

10crystalmask01

10crystalmask01 2014-04-22T03:33:12+00:00

Granted, but osu! is suddenly shut down due to the developer removing it (damn...this is too scary to imagine).

I wish for my fish to be able to eat their own poop.

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-22T03:36:01+00:00

granted but you must now do the same i mean

i wish for an explanation

XK2238

2,066 posts

Joined October 2011

XK2238 2014-04-22T10:00:15+00:00

DENIED. But I'm also denying this deny, so yeah. But in the end nothing actually happened.

I wish I can hack my money w/ CE

I am...

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-22T13:18:17+00:00

granted but your bank account is now a program and i shall proceed to delete it

i wish for a pizza

DeletedUser_4041880

DeletedUser_4041880 2014-04-22T13:32:35+00:00

Granted but you get a miniture pizza. It's smaller than the size of a penny.

I WISH TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2014-04-22T14:02:48+00:00

Granted but you did not specify what you want to be best at, so I made you the best at mcdonalds. 8D

I wish for pi.

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-22T22:29:24+00:00

granted but it's 3.14159

i wish for more bunnies and yakult

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2014-04-23T04:09:30+00:00

granted but you're the yakult and bunnies drink you.

I wish for non-dairy ice cream.

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-23T04:18:49+00:00

granted but you are now non-lactose intolerant

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2014-04-23T14:44:11+00:00

i wish for a Sonic Link plushie

Rio-

3,353 posts

Joined March 2013

Rio- 2014-04-23T15:05:23+00:00

granted... but It's not originally made

I wish I can wake up earlier everyday

jacwib

13 posts

Joined May 2013

jacwib 2014-04-23T17:05:14+00:00

Granted. You wake up at 2 am.

I WISH FOR 16K DISPLAYS THAT ONLY COST 5 .. fuck i cant type the dollar sign on my keyboard. <insert dollar sign here>

https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-23T22:53:13+00:00

granted but they're cheap no branded ones

i wish for infinite weed

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2014-04-23T23:52:34+00:00

Granted, but its the weed that grows in your garden around plants.

I wish my possibly sprained foot is healed.

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-24T00:17:18+00:00

granted but then your other foot gets sprained

i wish for a dollar

DeletedUser_4041880

DeletedUser_4041880 2014-04-24T00:58:20+00:00

Granted but you get a dollar that's from a thousand years in the future. It's not worth anything though.

I wish I could strangle every terribad lancer on Tera

Coro

2,394 posts

Joined September 2010

Coro 2014-04-28T14:07:27+00:00

Granted, but every time you use your strangle they Stand Fast and Shield Counter, leaving you worse off than them.

I wish for a holiday.

[centre]Ao no Senritsu Taiko Maps

DeletedUser_4041880

DeletedUser_4041880 2014-04-28T14:09:47+00:00

//b-but I can easily heal myself back since I'm a priest ;_; and omg another Tera player

Granted but suddenly get a broken bone. Happy holidays!

I wish for a stick

Coro

2,394 posts

Joined September 2010

Coro 2014-04-28T14:21:49+00:00

I'm not a TERA player actually, sorry :<

Granted, but the stick is stuck on a stack of stockings.

I wish for a comic book.

[centre]Ao no Senritsu Taiko Maps

DeletedUser_4041880

DeletedUser_4041880 2014-04-28T14:25:53+00:00

I'll take the stockings too then *hint hint*

Granted but it suddenly catches on fire.

I wish for the perfect amount to appear in my pocket/credit card everytime I buy something (aka never running out of money)

kirueggy

1,196 posts

Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2014-04-28T14:29:08+00:00

granted but it's converted into thai baht so you must now waste your time converting it back

i wish for a bunny

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2014-04-29T04:39:16+00:00

granted but you are the bunny, and the bunny is your mind, and your mind has a bunny mi- *kyno dies*

I wish my room wasn't so damn cold

Interference_old

86 posts