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Trash Boat
The nostalgia is strong tonight.



Kokonoe, you son of a-
Yuudachi-kun

Blue Stig wrote:

You could try a compromise and use Samurai Jack.
Trash Boat

Blue Stig wrote:

You could try a compromise and use Ed, Edd or Eddy.
Shohei Ohtani
Never come to California guys I just got honked at and flipped off for going 70 MPH on a freeway onramp, which was apparently too slow for the guy behind me

With a speed limit of 60
Trash Boat
Pasadena, California?
deadbeat

Trash Boat wrote:

Blue Stig wrote:

You could try a compromise and use Ed, Edd or Eddy.


when use a E,E&E avatar, it'll be rolf. unless i go for Ed
Trash Boat

deadbeat wrote:

Rofl
kirueggy
Mahogany
If we're posting videos related to payday 2

kirueggy

Trash Boat wrote:

Pasadena, California?
CDFA lives in San Bernardino County (literally on his osu! profile) and Pasadena is in LA County

What's really worser though is CA State Route 39. I drive on this route every weekday because I get to my school that way and my dear lord the drivers could not be more bitchy

OT: Anyone want to agree with me that Mallcrasher Full Stealth is just ridiculous?
Yuudachi-kun
Pasadena is a place near where I live yes
Mahogany
I locked down the second floor of mallcrasher with a friend fully and smashed 50k of stuff and started waiting for the heli

And then two minutes later someone on the ground floor randomly got alerted for no reason whatsoever

I haven't tried again since
kirueggy

Khelly wrote:

Pasadena is a place near where I live yes
What the fuck Khel I live near you then lol I live in Orange County >_> hmu yeah

Mahogany wrote:

I locked down the second floor of mallcrasher with a friend fully and smashed 50k of stuff and started waiting for the heli

And then two minutes later someone on the ground floor randomly got alerted for no reason whatsoever

I haven't tried again since
you and a friend + 2 bots or
Mahogany
We had bots with us, yes.
Yuudachi-kun
But I live in Texas :(
kirueggy

Khelly wrote:

But I live in Texas :(
Come to California anyways, the drought isn't that bad

What's really bad are the butthurt people who take it WAAAAY too seriously and impose 40 gal water restrictions
Trash Boat
Talking about Payday2, any easy stealth missions? im still new at it
kirueggy
Four Stores is by far the easiest. you just can't do this trick on death wish but overkill is just fine, ECM the cash machine in the 24/7 shop, wait for van to arrive then leave less than 5 minutes work for easy cash and xp, good for when you infamy to 0 again can shoot up 6 or 7 levels on an overkill difficulty in one sitting
Mahogany
Jewelry store is the basic go-to stealth mission for beginners. There'll usually be only 2 guards out back. All you have to do is wait until they're apart and take them out one by one, then rush into the store and get everyone down. You might need to kill some of them if you're playing solo to save cable ties.

Once you're comfortable with that, move on to one of the Harvest&Trustee bank heists. Same concept, but you have to wait for guards to come out back. It can test your patience but it's far more rewarding than Jewelry store. You're definitely going to have to kill some civilians if you're playing solo, though.
Always kill the tellers. Don't even bother shouting them down. It won't work, they'll ignore you and raise the alarm. It's not worth the risk.
I recommend securing the offices and then the front or vice versa instead of doing it all at once, due to the third panic button near the back door that you can't cover unless you have teammates.
You also need to deal with cameras in this mission: You're going to need to get a keycard off the manager/manager's desk to get into the cams room, or leveled ECMs.
If you're feeling daring you can take out guards in the copy room in the middle of the bank.

These are all "Control" style missions, though. If you want proper stealth, Shadow Raid is the way to go, but that one can be tough for new players. Also, the XP is shite because of reasons, but it's still a good learning experience.

Remember to get a Car-4 and a pistol modded for concealment for all your stealth purposes. Also, a MUST HAVE is either Shinobi Aced from the Ghost Tree or Hidden Blade Aced from Fugitive. Trust me, you'll need them.

BTW, I recommend not bothering to stealth on anything other than Death Wish. It's basically the same experience for more money/XP

Also you can message me on steam or something if you need quick replies to questions
kirueggy
Why can't we still carry two keycards at once is my one question for you
Ceph23
A better question is why can't we get a drill that doesn't jam every few minutes?
kirueggy
Have you seen how thick a bank vault/fucking anything heavily secured is in real life? Explosives out of question

Also, the drill overheats lmao
Mahogany

Ceph23 wrote:

A better question is why can't we get a drill that doesn't jam every few minutes?
We should hire the provider for the Bomb heists and Golden Grin more often
Gumpy
payday 2 got boring quick
-sev
i want to touch her memes so badly
Shohei Ohtani
Is it bad that, given the opportunity, Id work full time as an employee for osu! regardless of pay
Trash Boat
I dont think it is that bad, I mean, just look at this.

[quote="https://osu.ppy.sh/p/support":1337]Why should I support osu!?

Developed and maintained predominantly by one guy in Australia.Takes so much time to keep running that it's no longer possible to call it a "hobby".No ads anywhere. Unlike 99.95% of the web, we don't profit off shoving stuff in your face.You get some extra goodies!

Oh? What do I get?!

osu!direct: quick and easy access to search beatmaps without leaving the game.Automatic downloads when playing multiplayer, spectating others, or clicking links in chat!Increased beatmap submission limits (up to 10 pending beatmaps total).Access to early releases, where you can try new features before they go public!Customise your profile by adding a fully customisable user page.Filter beatmap searches by played and unplayed maps.Be recognised in-game with your new bright yellow chat username colour.More lenient download restrictions, especially when using osu!direct.The ability to change your username (first change is free with supporter).Extra in-game skinnables, like the main menu background.Votes for feature requests (2 per month).NEW: The ability to view beatmap country / friend / mod-specific rankings in-game.The warm and fuzzy feeling of doing your part to keep osu! running smoothly!More to come!
Shohei Ohtani
Time to make it "one guy in Austrailia and some kid in America with anger management issues"
Milkshake
p~yon
Milkshake
i'm soon leaving naziland and i don't want to
EneT
Stay where you belong in Jewland.
Mahogany
PSA Stealth Inc 2 is free on Humble Bundle until the 31st

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/p/st ... s_freegame
Bweh

EneT wrote:

Stay where you belong in Jewland.
She's cool; she saved me from Muslims
-sev
Valkyria Chronicles for 5€ and I have no means of buying it

sweet
Bweh
Want me to get that for you?
Yuudachi-kun
Hello Brian
Bweh
No
NoHitter
Valkyria Chronicles is a pretty unintuitive game though :(
Sometimes the best ways to win is to just rush the opponent with one unit.

But damn the story is quite good.
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

No
So you don't like me now?
-sev

Brian OA wrote:

Want me to get that for you?
If you're not joking then I owe you big time

If it's a joke you got me
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