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[Novel Translation] The 1000pc

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Rasis
Please discuss it in English, thanks!

Original Chinese link: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1595213320?pn=1
This article was written about one year ago, today a friend mentioned it and ask me "can you translate it to peppy?" So I decided to do it.
It's a large work and my English is not very good, so I will translate it in very simple words, maybe with some grammar mistakes(?) If you can't make sense please reply to me.
Hope you all enjoy it and give me suggestions, thanks.

update every day with one paragraph.

Author: woc2006 Translator: SwordArtOnline
Thanks to: shtml123 Nyquill

The 1000pc

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The clock struck 22:30. That's probably enough osu! for one night. I began to scan the rankings of new beatmaps for familliar names.
It is inexplicable. Since Cookiezi went afk, high-level players went afk one by one. Last week it was val0108, this week it is WhiteWolf{1} and wobeinimacao. Furthermore, although SilviA didn't state anything, it has been 10 days since his last login.
There are few high-level players in the ranks of newest beatmaps, there are even some #20 scores with no full combos.
The chat software begins flashing, a message from an osu! community group.
"A high score of Airman? {2}"
It's a great pleasure to see this level of play. Turning to the Airman, there is a strange name above Cookiezi: 1pc, with a silver SS.
"wtf? HDFL airman? Impossible! He must be cheating!"
"But this is surely human movement."
"Dual Screener"
"But only cookiezi has the ability to get 100% acc"
The group begins discussing heatedly, and there are topics about this on the forum too. There is nothing except the only 1 playcount with Airman, so it can't be a new player. But who can ss Airman except Cookiezi? In addition, the #1 score is with Hidden and FlashLight, which all the players believes to be impossible.
"Even if it's not cheating, he can be banned for the multi-account," says Peppy.
Immediately after, Cookiezi comes back to the #1 position.
That would have been a good end to it. However, when I am about to exit osu, the group exploded.
"To see four tag4 scores! The cheater is too rampant!"
{notes by translator}
1. WhiteWolf has changed his username to WubWoofWolf
2. Not sure what to put here for now, will update later - Nyquill
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Seeing the global ranking, feeling that the cheater was so high-efficiency. All SS for the four tag4, and the id is 2pc, 3pc, 4pc, and 5pc. Peppy may ban his ip this time, I thought.
Turns to Scarlet Rose, #1 score was SS with HL too, the username is 47pc. Did this cheater register 1pc to 47 or even more to get #1 ?
Searching for other global ranking of some difficult beatmaps. Oh my god, the cheater has registered not only 47 accounts, 470pc has been registed too, and most of the app #1 score was got by the cheater, with SS or silver SS with HL.
Soon we all found the seriousness of this problem, searching directly on the official website, found that 1pc to 999pc have been all registered and get #1 each, but the accounts after 999pc was not registered. The cheater only wanted to get 999 #1, or just stop here today?
Peppy banned all the 999 accounts and the cleared the score. Someone asked peppy why not ban his ip address, peppy said that the 999 accounts were from different ip from all over the world, it's impossible to ban ip address.
It was the very time that I believe there is God in the world.
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To be continued
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It was the very time that I believe there is God in the world.
But he was only can cheat in a high-level.People will doubt about it if there was not a growing progress, though the scores are believable. Osu! is a game without miracle.
But this did't stop the afk of high-level players. N a n o afk on the second day, then the top 100 players were all afk. with no similar name in the F9 list, I felt a little sad.
Message received in the chat group, the sender is ballance.
"I don't think he was a a cheater simply."
"ballance didn't afk? So unexpected!"
"funny, how could I afk."
What ballance thought strange is, the #1 what the cheater takes from was all afk. He doesn't take #1 from the players who were not afk.
"The cheater concerned about the osu! community."
"He stopped with only 999 #1?"
"No one knows. And the 1000pc was registered."
A account with flag of China, no recent activity. I came up with a question and asked in the group.
"When the cheater was playing, anyone found it? Or the cheater can take #1 without login?"
No respond.
Then I added he as friend, then I can discover his activity quickly.
No activities of 1000pc in the next four days. I doubt it was a second account of someone with fun. But the fifth day, the game pop the bubbles "Friend: 1000pc are now online"
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To be continued.
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When I was about to spectating 1000pc, others found the cheater online too.
2 minutes later, the status of 1000pc became afk, without playing. Nothing changed in his userpage.
Suddenly, spamming starts in #chinese:
<1000pc>Who is the master of HR!!
<1000pc>Who is the master of HR!!
<1000pc>Who is the master of HR!!
......
The spamming lead to the protection of the server, he was silenced, then offline.
"It seemed he did nothing useful." Ballance said.
Later, "Wait, what did his words mean?"
"He wants to find a good HR player, you can't read English?"
"A cheater wants to find a player to challenge? It's funny."
Players all around the world were discussion the hating player,.
"Do you remember the mode what the cheater playing with?" Ballance asked.
"It seemed all unbelievable, such as HDFL Airman, DT Big black. Only the four tag4 the cheater played without any mode."
"No HR?"
"Well, I don't know, but I never saw it."
"Me either."
"Maybe the cheater can't play with HR?"
"Could it be the cheater based on the original data? The HR reverse the note position, so he can't play with HR."
"Then he wants to find a good HR player to develop his cheat tool. (run"
The discussion became heated. Ballance asked suddenly, "Do you really believe the one who can make such a cheat tool can't deal with reverse notes?"
shtml123
先前排支持再说=w=
Dragon
哇那个神奇的小说!前排留名
andyx96
谁写的?woc2006?
[CSGA]Ar3sgice
hmm
thelewa
HMM
Topic Starter
Rasis

thelewa wrote:

HMM
i am little worry about whether you can make sense....
should I keep on translating?
Kanye West
爽!
shtml123

SwordArtOnline wrote:

thelewa wrote:

HMM
i am little worry about whether you can make sense....
should I keep on translating?
i think u should translate ;D
shtml123
噢噢噢噢翻译了
好评=w=
Oinari-sama
這小說寫得不錯,越看越懸疑,吊人胃口。的確有翻譯的價值。

可惜裏面有太多我看不懂的用詞,不然我可以幫忙翻譯。

It's actually a good conspiracy novel. Great idea to have it translated!

I'd love to help translating it myself, however there're too many Chinese jargon that I don't understand... =.=
Nyquill
I am native in both languages. If you want, I can help edit to help make the english more understandable to native speakers while preserving most of the original meaning.
LKs
that would help a lot, this novel was quite famous during that time lol
Topic Starter
Rasis

Nyquill wrote:

I am native in both languages. If you want, I can help edit to help make the english more understandable to native speakers while preserving most of the original meaning.
Great help ! Thanks a lot!
Please be free to edit directly.
There would be a lot to edit, sorry for my poor English again......
And the full txt is here: http://puu.sh/3cVKx.zip (provided by shtml123), it could be helpful.
ZHSteven
我是从头追到尾的。。可以帮忙看看语法问题=。=表示既然有native speaker翻译了我就不凑热闹了。。
但是你把这个发到这里真的没问题么。。印象中开源哥不是说不要发过来么=。=
If I am not wrong, woc once state that he don't want this novel to be here... have you got the permission from him?
Jemmmmy
This is great, you should keep going :) :) :)
Topic Starter
Rasis

ZHSteven wrote:

我是从头追到尾的。。可以帮忙看看语法问题=。=表示既然有native speaker翻译了我就不凑热闹了。。
但是你把这个发到这里真的没问题么。。印象中开源哥不是说不要发过来么=。=
If I am not wrong, woc once state that he don't want this novel to be here... have you got the permission from him?
No problem, I've just asked woc2006 for permission. Here's the link :http://weibo.com/1266037585/zATdwuYjn
Nyquill
I edited the english of the first box. Let me know if you think anything is mis-represented and I'll do my best to fix it.

I was a bit liberal, but I think I kept most of the meaning. There was one slang word in chinese I had no idea what to translated it to......... agh
ZHSteven
伪更一下,试试看效果怎么样
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Live thread is nearly exploded by refresh again and again. 10 mins pass, everybody starts to guess what happened to Nano and Ballance in Wuhan.
"Cannot start to fight when realized that guy still cheating..."
"Too optimistic. That cheater keep changing IP address during play, should not be at the same position for so long time"
"Then best wishes to them"

20 mins later, hit rate for this thread is more than 85k, but still no response by Ballance. At the same time, I realized it is already 23:00.
Finally, there is a new reply by Ballance:
"Get some problems, but everything fine now. There is no further clue in Wuhan. I'll back to home tomorrow."
Then there is a reply following by Nano:
"Ballance will tell us the details when he back to home. I guess this is the end today."
Finally everybody can be relaxed now by turning off the web page and doing other things. At the end, there is no further cheat and wash by 1000pc.

But tomorrow, as soon as I on my pc, I find everybody keep talking Ballance afked everything (QQ group, tieba thread, etc.), and it seems he afked from OSU! by now.
"I remembered he once said he would not afk? What does he mean to do?"
"There is too much thing you haven’t explained especially in WuHan!"
Interesting, Ah? Ballance is a player who is full of “love” to OSU! in my mind. Although he is really busying to deal with his work, but still not give up this game until yesterday. But what I see is, he suddenly afked just after he get a trip to WuHan, and trying to find some powerful evidence of the cheater.

Why? What happened? Anyhow, I guess Nano should know more about it.
Surely enough, There is a 100 post thread with everybody questioning Nano, to make him clarify what devil is happening. Gladly, Nano also reply with kind:

"Really sorry for all of you, but I completely know nothing about this. Ballance still date me in MP the moment I send him to the airport."

"About the problem in net-coffee, the truth is, Ballance is arguing with the supervisor, which he wants to see the CCTV while the supervisor refuses to show. At last, he can finally get the record with the giving up by the idiot supervisor. Unfortunately there is nothing here. The record shows although the washing IP address is from this coffee, but there is almost nobody in this place at the moment, only a few people is playing something other. So he has to post what he get here."

"Trust me I really don't know what's going on."
It is obvious that no one knows what is Balance doing unless Ballance himself. I call his hp, and there is a response soon.
"Hello? Ballance? Would you like to say something about what you have done today? Everybody is worrying about you."


No response by Ballance. It seems that there is some noise behind, something like a continuous whimper, meaning somebody is spontaneous crying. But it is not clear, maybe it is the phone not in good condition.
"Hello? Is that Ballance himself?" "..."
"Hello? Can you hear me?" "..."

I want to investigate what exactly the noise is. Then I max the volume. It sounds to be crying, indeed.
"You are crying? what the hell is happening?" “du……”
Line is been dropped.
Then I call him 3 times. Ballance pick up every call, but I still get nothing from him no matter what I say, what I ask, I can only hear the noise which sure to be crying, even if I call him "flabby bXXch".
Note, I am not a English native speaker, only oversea student.. cannot guarantee the quality of it, just have a try.(and with youdao in hand!!!lol)
shtml123
啊啊啊啊啊啊,求更新啦
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