Open the book nearest to you.

Wojjan

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Wojjan 2012-12-28T15:38:43+00:00

Page 69, first sentence is your love life for 2013.

(we might have already had this thread, stop me if you've heard this one.)

Mine: "The magister, today, is a humble servant of adolescents in acquiring skills and competences to launch their careers."

Porn instructor.

xoxo

Shellghost

543 posts

Joined March 2009

Shellghost 2012-12-28T15:49:42+00:00

"Place the ? Card on a flat, well-lit surface."

Ok.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Hoverlegs

63 posts

Joined October 2012

Hoverlegs 2012-12-28T15:51:55+00:00

The wooden boat used in swamps employs the principle of conservation of momentum

tfw asian

orz

she_old

she_old 2012-12-28T15:56:25+00:00

nearest book #1(c++ project book) didn't have more than 50 pages, unless school books don't count. I hate reading.

nearest book #2(English book): A beautiful Lawn - A Beautiful Garden

DaddyCoolVipper

342 posts

Joined July 2012

DaddyCoolVipper 2012-12-28T16:03:16+00:00

If titles count: "The Grauballe Man". That'd be rather bad, wouldn't it?

If titles don't count: "As if he had been poured" - sounds like crying to me ;_;

yes the nearest book was poetry

( ´ ・ω ・)

Jarby

2,963 posts

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2012-12-28T16:09:27+00:00

This song is in the doowop style - a style which developed in the 1960s from roots in rock 'n roll and rhythm & blues.

Aeidxst

291 posts

Joined July 2012

Aeidxst 2012-12-28T16:21:42+00:00

''The inferior maxillary or the lower jawbone is the lower border of the face.''

Okay.

Zelda

5 posts

Joined June 2012

Zelda 2012-12-28T16:23:47+00:00

"Lying on the floor, Sarah stared up at the ceiling where the knots could almost look like a constellation." Okay.

Seph

Seph 2012-12-28T16:24:59+00:00

tfw bible

Nya-nyan_old

274 posts

Joined November 2012

Nya-nyan_old 2012-12-28T16:27:24+00:00

The book near me is
"The Hunger Games" and it has 374 pages, but I am to Sleepy and tired to day so I don't want to read

Page 227: He has a total temper tantrum and of course kills the boy from District 3, with ease. As darkness approaches, the big screen shows the kids from Districts 3 & 10 who died today

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Corin

910 posts

Joined January 2011

Corin 2012-12-28T16:28:38+00:00

Her nose was bleeding too, a warm and salty flow, stinging her wind-chafed lips.

Pretty rough sex imo

Kanye West

2,222 posts

Joined July 2011

Kanye West 2012-12-28T16:34:44+00:00

"Explain the procedure to your patient"

ok

Kaona

494 posts

Joined August 2010

Kaona 2012-12-28T16:36:15+00:00

"with nobody in sight however much you look—you could call this the essence of an RPG."

I guess my love life is going to be lonely again.

noneed

546 posts

Joined April 2010

noneed 2012-12-28T16:50:54+00:00

Ambrose just stood, nodding contendly and watching me in an oddly proprietary way.

Lolis for the one who guesses this amazing book.

Mukku

1,434 posts

Joined February 2009

Mukku 2012-12-28T16:54:19+00:00

"What is N?"

Okay. Sounds about right.

Nharox rules

i think umineko is a pretty cool guy, eh desires beatrice and doesn't afraid of anything

heintsi: "jos vaa jaksais käyttää eforttia"

SapphireGhost

osu! Alumni

2,618 posts

Joined June 2010

SapphireGhost 2012-12-28T17:07:13+00:00

this wrote:
flatly. "You know. Like a bed of nails."

or this wrote:
港 337;85/9. harbor

I am no longer active here, but I'll check in sometimes!
See my userpage for more information about my inactivity.
Love yourself and reserve judgement on others.

Seph

Seph 2012-12-28T17:13:06+00:00

"Add a tablespoon of salt, let beef simmer in its own juice."

ok

mathexpert

1,699 posts

Joined March 2011

mathexpert 2012-12-28T17:33:34+00:00

holy shit I'm really going to be foreveralone.

"Sadly, sadly, the sun rose; it rose upon no sadder sight than the man of good abilities and good emotions, incapable of their directed exercise, incapable of his own help and his own happiness, sensible of the blight on him, and resigning himself to let it eat him away"
- A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens