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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Topic Starter
Wojjan
Page 69, first sentence is your love life for 2013.

(we might have already had this thread, stop me if you've heard this one.)

Mine: "The magister, today, is a humble servant of adolescents in acquiring skills and competences to launch their careers."

Porn instructor.
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
"Place the ? Card on a flat, well-lit surface."

Ok.
Hoverlegs
63 posts
Joined October 2012
Hoverlegs
The wooden boat used in swamps employs the principle of conservation of momentum

tfw asian
she_old
she_old
nearest book #1(c++ project book) didn't have more than 50 pages, unless school books don't count. I hate reading.

nearest book #2(English book): A beautiful Lawn - A Beautiful Garden
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
If titles count: "The Grauballe Man". That'd be rather bad, wouldn't it?

If titles don't count: "As if he had been poured" - sounds like crying to me ;_;


yes the nearest book was poetry
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
This song is in the doowop style - a style which developed in the 1960s from roots in rock 'n roll and rhythm & blues.
Aeidxst
291 posts
Joined July 2012
Aeidxst
''The inferior maxillary or the lower jawbone is the lower border of the face.''

Okay.
Zelda
5 posts
Joined June 2012
Zelda
"Lying on the floor, Sarah stared up at the ceiling where the knots could almost look like a constellation." Okay.
Seph
Seph
tfw bible
Nya-nyan_old
274 posts
Joined November 2012
Nya-nyan_old
The book near me is
"The Hunger Games" and it has 374 pages, but I am to Sleepy and tired to day so I don't want to read :|

Page 227: He has a total temper tantrum and of course kills the boy from District 3, with ease. As darkness approaches, the big screen shows the kids from Districts 3 & 10 who died today
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Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin
Her nose was bleeding too, a warm and salty flow, stinging her wind-chafed lips.

Pretty rough sex imo
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West
"Explain the procedure to your patient"

ok
Kaona
494 posts
Joined August 2010
Kaona
"with nobody in sight however much you look—you could call this the essence of an RPG."

I guess my love life is going to be lonely again.
noneed
546 posts
Joined April 2010
noneed
Ambrose just stood, nodding contendly and watching me in an oddly proprietary way.

Lolis for the one who guesses this amazing book.
Mukku
1,434 posts
Joined February 2009
Mukku
"What is N?"

Okay. Sounds about right.
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
Joined June 2010
SapphireGhost

this wrote:

flatly. "You know. Like a bed of nails."

or this wrote:

港 337;85/9. harbor
Seph
Seph
"Add a tablespoon of salt, let beef simmer in its own juice."

ok
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert
holy shit I'm really going to be foreveralone.

"Sadly, sadly, the sun rose; it rose upon no sadder sight than the man of good abilities and good emotions, incapable of their directed exercise, incapable of his own help and his own happiness, sensible of the blight on him, and resigning himself to let it eat him away"
- A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens

Seph wrote:

"Add a tablespoon of salt, let beef simmer in its own juice."
heeelllll yeaaaa 8-) 8-)
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
jesse1412
Pavlov already knew dogs salivate when they smell meat powder.
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
"I bought it with money I was supposed to use for a new bra."

oh
Restless Spirit
270 posts
Joined May 2012
Restless Spirit
The nearest is german. Well then:

"Was auch immer Sie davon halten, es steht außer Zweifel, daß, wenn mehr Menschen jene Fähigkeiten besitzen würden, die Uri Geller besitzt, dies ein schwerwiegendes problem für die Nationale Sicherheit wäre..."

My try for translation:
"Whatever your opinion might be, fact is that if more people had those abilities like Uri Geller has, it would be a great threat to National Security..."

What kind of crap do I have in my house anyway? *shuts the book*
I should burn it some day.
Lybydose
osu! Alumni
2,024 posts
Joined January 2009
Lybydose
Someone translate

Sander-Don
1,282 posts
Joined March 2010
Sander-Don
"This future WWE Hall of Famer's career began in 1947."
Ok.
Rantai
1,000 posts
Joined July 2010
Rantai
Initial treatment requires specialist involvement, see the manufacturer's product information for further details including use in end stage renal failure.

Oh boy.
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
"Cholesterol esterase catalyzes the hydrolysis of cholesterol esters."

... Yeah
fartownik
2,189 posts
Joined December 2008
fartownik
"It's rather unlikely, General, to gather everyone up in such a disadvantageous time"

Yes, sir.
Aqo
2,710 posts
Joined April 2010
Aqo
Triangles are congruent if they have all three sides equal (SSS), two sides and the angle between them equal (SAS), or two angles and a side equal (ASA).


Looks like my love life for next year is going to be geometry. Sound about right. Starting Uni D:
Vext_old
987 posts
Joined October 2010
Vext_old
"And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you."

...So... Does this mean I'll be lying to more women to get into their beds this year as well? Because I think it does.
Bass
1,846 posts
Joined January 2009
Bass
"Lolitki ... hm ... to nawet lepiej"

translation:

"Lolis ... hm ...it's even better"

lol
pielak213
463 posts
Joined April 2010
pielak213
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
"Starting with something small, like a cup of coffee or parking spaces, is an easy way to experience the law of attraction in action." - The Secret

This book sucks and I have no idea why my sister gave it to me for my birthday.
Mianki
2,701 posts
Joined September 2008
Mianki
Only found a manual from work.

"Once all machine Data Elements, Sub-components, and Major Components are defined , you can configure the top of the machine pyramid, the machine identity, and add it to the database."
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
There are literally no books in this room. What do
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