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That sounds so wrong

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samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
The rule of this game is simple, the above users makes a statement and you need to twist the words to say the same thing but in a way that makes it sounds wrong.

Example

Person 1: I like fishing.

Person 2: I love murdering innocent fish.
I run an orphonage.

Person 3: I make a living out of enclosing miserable lone child victims of various tragedy within my walls.
...


There is no one above me so I'll just make the first statement.

I am studying to become a software engineer.
Zelzatter Zero
3,962 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I am studying to become pro at hacking software.

I Like pineapple on pizza. nope
Achromalia
213 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i'm rigorously investing my time and resources into contributing to an industry with already overwhelming demand which, in turn, potentially allows me to both advance technological growth into a more imminent artificial singularity while also increasing the scale of complexity on which high-risk systems now operate-- leaving us with a higher probability for a single simple character to be the difference between life as we know it and the destruction of the planet.

thanks, urao. looks like ninjas are real.

i'm appreciative of the decision to redistribute a SWEET fruit over a SAVORY dish. EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING. THE HORROR.

i like it too >;)

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humanity happens to exist.
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Zelzatter Zero
3,962 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Humanity exists out of nowhere. And God is not there. We killed him.

Monsters are real.
Achromalia
213 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONSIDER IT A FACTUAL STATEMENT THAT FICTIONAL CREATURES ARE INDEED NONFICTIONAL AND THAT I AM TOTALLY NOT DELUDED.

sometimes we can only wish.

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time is of importance.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
If you don't spend your time wisely, it will be wasted and you will be forced to live a life in which you are not as good of a person as you could have been if you had spent this time genuinely working on yourself and improving from this experience.

_____________________

I love listening to music.
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
i love listening to loli asmr

yes
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,197 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
YEAH DADDY, MORE!

I like to walk.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
it makes me hard when i pace myself on the ground

i'd like to own a gun to protect myself
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Achromalia
213 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i would like to KILL PEOPLE DEAD because they were two feet near me and my property.

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humans need sleep.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
Human need to waste a third of their entire lifetime doing nothing.

________________________


I am hungry.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,197 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I have an urge to devour live beings or parts of them.

I drink water.
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Achromalia
213 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i consume a portion of the most essential fluid others don't have, yet need to survive.

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Krita is a useful application.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
923 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I force Krita's developers to create a perfect drawing app for me
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I went for a walk outside
Zelzatter Zero
3,962 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Krita is an AI and she will do anything you need includin- *faceslap*

wow, ninja

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I injured my foot with everything on the road outside.

Yes, please.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,197 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I accepted joining into a *insert topic* cult.

I blink.
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola
A flap of meat above my eye blinded me for a second to ensure my eyes are moist enough to view this nightmarish world we live in.

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I dropped my tortilla.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I wasted my tortilla by dropping it on the ground, fully knowing that there are millions of people dying of starvation because they cannot afford what I just nonchantly let fall to the ground.

__________________________

Nice to have a coffee in the morning to wake up.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,197 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
It feels nice to take a drink with a drug called "caffeine" every morning, imported from warmer lands which contributes with CO2 emmisions by transporting, all of that to feel more woken up.

I sit down.
Zelzatter Zero
3,962 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I break my chair by letting my whole weight down and punch it with my ass.

I'm a robot.
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