In actuality, I have arrived on time. It only happened to be late due to the reasoning that Time has moved 5 minutes faster.
I am going to take a rest. .
I am going to take a rest. .
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i am going to go into a short-term coma
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i love video games
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i love video games
i am the reason why people blame violence on video games
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i go on an airplane
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i go on an airplane
It seems like I can fly past through between the two tall buildings.
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I keep myself up to date with work.
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I keep myself up to date with work.
I love eating cookies and milk.
I like playing the cookie game.
I got a high grade through legitimate methods.
I got a high grade through legitimate methods.
I have to get high grades, the school will execute a few students with the lowest marks.
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Wandering around into the woods, limited food resources.
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Wandering around into the woods, limited food resources.
I ate all my partners of course, I had to eat something!
I throw a stone to bounce in a river.
I throw a stone to bounce in a river.
I unintentionally create a flash flood and destroy a nearby city.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm hungry.
You're in DHMIS 5.
I blow a feather.
I blow a feather.
Something's stuck in your mouth.
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I listen to some music, doesn't bother what's going on with my surroundings.
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I listen to some music, doesn't bother what's going on with my surroundings.
My family is being kidnapped, I choose to ignore.
I prevent a tragedy.
I prevent a tragedy.
you stop a tragedy but that snowballs into another one
i climb through my window
i climb through my window
i am breaking into my own home
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i pet a dog
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i pet a dog
I got rabies.
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I spend my weekend visiting my grandparent's house.
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I spend my weekend visiting my grandparent's house.
I spent my weekend doing chores 24/24.
I got you.
I got you.
you are being kidnapped and held hostage by me.
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eating popcorn tonight
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eating popcorn tonight
Getting tooth cavity.
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You got me.
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You got me.
I got you before you commit a serious crime.
I am not guilty.
I am not guilty.
you have managed to get away with a crime by a "not guilty" verdict
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i step over a hole
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i step over a hole
I got my feet peeled
life is hard
life is hard
Life is hard, I like cementing people and other live beings to literally harden their lives.
That was perfectly legal.
That was perfectly legal.
despite its moral questionably, it's perfectly legal to have done that
i grab something
i grab something
I forcefully put my hands onto objects without their consent.
I bought a house.
I bought a house.
I bought a narco house.
I found something that is yours.
I found something that is yours.
I found something explicit named after you. We need to talk about this.
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Sitting under a rain.
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Sitting under a rain.
I am looking for the most effective way to get tuberculosis and spread it everywhere.
I like sharing.
I like sharing.
I like spreading my disease to someone else.
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Drink plenty and rest.
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Drink plenty and rest.
Drink plenty of alcohol and rest.
I stay clean.
I stay clean.
I got allergic to everything
I have a dream
I have a dream
My dream can only be achieved if I instaurate a totalitarian regime.
I saw god.
I saw god.
God punished me for my sins.
(Sorry.)
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Sleeping mask.
(Sorry.)
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Sleeping mask.
That mask is... white... sticky and smells weird.
I polish furniture.
I polish furniture.
I make people blinded by the polished furniture.
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I go take a stroll at the park at dusk.
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I go take a stroll at the park at dusk.
I stalk a public area that kids commonly go to when it's turning dark.
I shaved my beard.
I shaved my beard.
I cut my neck.
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I do groceries.
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I do groceries.
I go out of my way to take away food items intended for hungry people.
I play a video game
I play a video game
News Report: A man died from playing video games.
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Drink water.
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Drink water.
People are frighten because they think it's a nuke.
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Rain.
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Rain.
POV: You're the "This is fine Dog" in the fire.
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Wanna watch Netflix with me?
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Wanna watch Netflix with me?
You want to cheat on Zel huh?
I ate white rice.
I ate white rice.
Queen Elizabeth II is in health and with the family
I live in a permanent state of denial or I am somehow posting in heaven.
I am feeling a void inside.
I am feeling a void inside.
i was hungry so i invaded a children's birthday party and ate the cake. then i was still hungry so i ate the children
once upon a time there were three little pigs
once upon a time there were three little pigs
........... I cannot say the rest without ME looking bad. You're evil.
I apply gel on my hands.
I apply gel on my hands.
I'm getting ready... you know for using a lawn mower to slice people up.
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I just wake up.
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I just wake up.