That sounds so wrong

samX500

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-02-24T03:04:55+00:00

The rule of this game is simple, the above users makes a statement and you need to twist the words to say the same thing but in a way that makes it sounds wrong.

Example

Person 1: I like fishing.

Person 2: I love murdering innocent fish.
I run an orphonage.

Person 3: I make a living out of enclosing miserable lone child victims of various tragedy within my walls.
...

There is no one above me so I'll just make the first statement.

I am studying to become a software engineer.

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-02-24T03:19:06+00:00

I am studying to become pro at hacking software.

I Like pineapple on pizza. nope

Achromalia

341 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2020-02-24T03:21:41+00:00

i'm rigorously investing my time and resources into contributing to an industry with already overwhelming demand which, in turn, potentially allows me to both advance technological growth into a more imminent artificial singularity while also increasing the scale of complexity on which high-risk systems now operate-- leaving us with a higher probability for a single simple character to be the difference between life as we know it and the destruction of the planet.

thanks, urao. looks like ninjas are real.

i'm appreciative of the decision to redistribute a SWEET fruit over a SAVORY dish. EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING. THE HORROR.

i like it too >;)

- - -

humanity happens to exist.

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⌗⎅⌗ ∷ my hazy mirror image, dithering in a daze ∷ ⌗⎅⌗
◌◉◌ ∷ withering, affixed to fiction to nix an affliction ∷ ◌◉◌
∷ ✦ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ saliclaire - "cot (practice)" ∷ ♬

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-02-24T03:34:41+00:00

Humanity exists out of nowhere. ~~And God is not there. We killed him.~~

Monsters are real.

Achromalia

341 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2020-02-24T03:38:21+00:00

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONSIDER IT A FACTUAL STATEMENT THAT FICTIONAL CREATURES ARE INDEED NONFICTIONAL AND THAT I AM TOTALLY NOT DELUDED.

sometimes we can only wish.

- - -

time is of importance.

⌗⎅⌗ ∷ my hazy mirror image, dithering in a daze ∷ ⌗⎅⌗
◌◉◌ ∷ withering, affixed to fiction to nix an affliction ∷ ◌◉◌
∷ ✦ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ saliclaire - "cot (practice)" ∷ ♬

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-02-24T18:09:08+00:00

If you don't spend your time wisely, it will be wasted and you will be forced to live a life in which you are not as good of a person as you could have been if you had spent this time genuinely working on yourself and improving from this experience.

_____________________

I love listening to music.

keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2020-02-24T18:11:13+00:00

i love listening to loli asmr

yes

i'm really fucking lazy

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-24T18:39:19+00:00

YEAH DADDY, MORE!

I like to walk.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2020-02-24T19:44:27+00:00

it makes me hard when i pace myself on the ground

i'd like to own a gun to protect myself

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^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

Achromalia

341 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2020-02-24T22:18:55+00:00

i would like to KILL PEOPLE DEAD because they were two feet near me and my property.

- - -

humans need sleep.

⌗⎅⌗ ∷ my hazy mirror image, dithering in a daze ∷ ⌗⎅⌗
◌◉◌ ∷ withering, affixed to fiction to nix an affliction ∷ ◌◉◌
∷ ✦ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ saliclaire - "cot (practice)" ∷ ♬

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-02-24T22:26:02+00:00

Human need to waste a third of their entire lifetime doing nothing.

________________________

I am hungry.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-25T06:16:19+00:00

I have an urge to devour live beings or parts of them.

I drink water.

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"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Achromalia

341 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2020-02-25T06:40:45+00:00

i consume a portion of the most essential fluid others don't have, yet need to survive.

- - -

Krita is a useful application.

⌗⎅⌗ ∷ my hazy mirror image, dithering in a daze ∷ ⌗⎅⌗
◌◉◌ ∷ withering, affixed to fiction to nix an affliction ∷ ◌◉◌
∷ ✦ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ saliclaire - "cot (practice)" ∷ ♬

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

935 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2020-02-25T06:44:53+00:00

I force Krita's developers to create a perfect drawing app for me
_________________________

I went for a walk outside

Your local friendly teletubby

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-02-25T06:44:56+00:00

Krita is an AI and she will do anything you need includin- *faceslap*

wow, ninja

--------------

I injured my foot with everything on the road outside.

Yes, please.

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Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-25T07:03:01+00:00

I accepted joining into a *insert topic* cult.

I blink.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2020-02-25T11:11:09+00:00

A flap of meat above my eye blinded me for a second to ensure my eyes are moist enough to view this nightmarish world we live in.

-----

I dropped my tortilla.

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-02-25T11:37:20+00:00

I wasted my tortilla by dropping it on the ground, fully knowing that there are millions of people dying of starvation because they cannot afford what I just nonchantly let fall to the ground.

__________________________

Nice to have a coffee in the morning to wake up.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-25T14:16:58+00:00

It feels nice to take a drink with a drug called "caffeine" every morning, imported from warmer lands which contributes with CO2 emmisions by transporting, all of that to feel more woken up.

I sit down.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-02-25T20:26:17+00:00

I break my chair by letting my whole weight down and punch it with my ass.

I'm a robot.

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2020-02-25T21:00:42+00:00

I'm lonely and I don't have a gf, f*ck chads and normies REEEEEEEEE

Good morning

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-26T11:07:19+00:00

I'm assuming you are having a good morning even if you feel like shit, YOU HAVE A GOOD MORNING.

I am saving.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-02-26T11:40:51+00:00

I have money despite craving for food and good things.

Miku is not real.

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-02-26T13:42:41+00:00

The character "Miku" is just an invention and if you believe in her than you are nothing more than a delusional loner who will never get any social interaction because of his delusion for mere pictures.

__________________________

I like Maple Syrup.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-26T14:14:21+00:00

I like hurting innocent trees to get their sap. THEY GIVE YOU OXYGEN AND YOU TREAT THEM LIKE THAT D:<

I enjoy looking at the stars.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-02-26T14:18:16+00:00

I enjoy accidentally looking at the full moon whilst staring at stars and becoming a werewolf.

I like wolves.

Antiihoney

2 posts

Joined June 2012

Antiihoney 2020-02-27T00:31:32+00:00

I enjoy large and vicious animals who murder innocent herbivores wanting to calmly and happily live out their lives.

I like making art for others

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Straighten up my dude, you literally look like a question mark

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-02-27T11:36:34+00:00

I feel pleasure by making drawings for other people, no matter what, even if I draw NTR.

I posted something.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Volta

1,622 posts

Joined March 2014

Volta 2020-02-29T05:01:46+00:00

I wasted my time writing something nobody care about in an online forum.

I like glasses.

keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2020-02-29T05:04:31+00:00

~~i have an aptitudinal urge for posting pictures of lolis on twitter.~~
:^(
OT: i like to poke the lenses out of the 3d glasses you wear in an IMAX theatre to make it look like i wear glasses.

woof

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i'm really fucking lazy

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-03-02T02:19:14+00:00

I am a guy that got so obsessed to turn into a dog that I turned into an actual one.

I pet my cat.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-03-02T16:08:03+00:00

I slapped my cat to make him happy.

I love YandereDev.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-03-02T18:55:33+00:00

I am in love with a software program, that's a quite strange fetish.

I breathe.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-03-03T01:40:44+00:00

I suck the air until there's nothing left, including me.

I'm hanging with Sayori today.

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-03-15T13:00:06+00:00

I am forcing myself into Sayori's life and following her around for an entire day.

I won't vote.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,245 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-03-15T17:10:26+00:00

I am complaining that my favorite candidates don't win as I expect someone else to vote for me.

I brushed my teeth.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Zelzatter Zero

3,984 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-03-20T04:13:21+00:00

I used the force to make my teeth clean and ended up having no tooth in my mouth anymore.

I howl in the night.

keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2020-03-20T05:24:05+00:00

i take the time to take off all my clothes in the woods, and scream at a space rock in its waning crescent state for self satisfaction.

i play video games casually.

i'm really fucking lazy

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2020-03-20T18:06:38+00:00

I waste my time playing dumb game instead of doing something actually productive with my life.

I love lower pitched instrument.

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2020-03-21T15:43:11+00:00

It's music to my ears when an instrument sounds so deep and demonic.

Gaming marathon night.