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My wife can't be this cute.

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ColdTooth
i wish this thread would die like jeez dude your waifu ain' real, unlike my vulpix waifu
Plini
mia manga doesn't have hanezeve caradhina tho :'(
Achromalia
this shall be the never ending anomaly of the subforum. an undying love.
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Vuelo Eluko
and now I have to wonder if you post in those threads and if so are you someone I've interacted with before
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Vuelo Eluko
to the mod that silenced me for my wholesome and sfw text about my wife being pregnant, good job keeping the forums clean! You're a credit to the osu!team. 👌

kingking9 was the last mod who wasn't a dog

anyway im reposting the image, because it is amazing and cute and im sure allowed.

Carmlillball
Westonini
Not with that link it wont. Right click on the picture and do view image, then take the url from that page. What you linked wasn't an image which is why it didn't work.

Plini
post lyza pls
Meah
New poppy
TheLegendaryHD
Imagine when you post a loli joke with sfw picture in it but mod bans you for no reason.
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Vuelo Eluko


my mature wife
abraker
argh what character in anime does that pose and look remind me of
Tad Fibonacci
This one?

abraker
ooooo nicu one *save*

No, more like the lonely house wife type character. I would say Izumi Curtis, but she is lacking a bit of that "looking down upon you" look
abraker
ok I now remembered and can narrow it down.

Lonely woman in a bar, wields a magic book kind of thing.
abraker
Oh I was thinking of Margery Daw from Shakugan no Shana. Man it's been years since I saw that anime.



This scene in particular. Doesn't really look like it tho, funny how memory twists over time

This one is from Evengalion, and comes close. Tho I never seen the anime.



And a random one I found that comes closest:




It's that look tho . .. hmmm
Tad Fibonacci
I used to love Shana.
I remember reading the manga when I was in primary school or something.

It's been so long now that I can't even remember what the story was about.
abraker
Female god who escaped war and left to humans comes across and ye male protagonist -> subplots ensue

Then there the major overarching plot where two fractions are at war or something and Shana needs to find some kind of power or something. Then season 3 was all over the place.

That's from the bottom of my memory.
Carmlillball
I prefer 3D
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4D girls make me wet
Plini
Damn I watched SnS when I was like 9 or 10. Thanks for the remind, I'm surely gonna be rewatching it.

Pheles best girl.
abraker
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Vuelo Eluko
Veko is like the tiny, wilting, half-eaten flower whose stamen have been gnawed off by aphids in a field full of large luscious blossoms, and I'm like the bee that chose to land on it.
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Vuelo Eluko






int__
ha ha yeah man
Plini

Vuelo Eluko wrote:

... damn.
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Vuelo Eluko
did i mention i love my wife
more than anything in this world
i would sacrifice anything and everything
it would break me as a person to do some of the things I would be willing to do, maybe I would regret those things every day of my life.
but that pain would only bring me closer to her by making us more alike.
I love her so much, and all her beautiful pain.







Tad Fibonacci
Shorts still aren't headwear

Change my mind.
abraker
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Vuelo Eluko
I want to buy Veko, heckling her cruel owner for the best possible price, citing the things I secretly adore about her as defects to bring the price down... only so that I have that much more left over to spend for her benefit later.

The weeks to follow will be a delicate process of building trust and giving her the kind of life I'm sure she doesn't feel like she deserves. I'm not sure how long I would wait to tell her I already dissolved her bonds of servitude, but dropping that bombshell early on as a mere show of good faith before we're properly attached seems like a bad idea.

The end goal is to take her far from where anyone knows her, far from the memories, and make her happy enough that she forgets about the non-existent golden city and never enters the abyss with those other doomed souls. If I succeed at this, I win at life. If she breaks my heart and disappears in the night, I'll find and beg her to come back. Failing that, I'll leave everything behind and join her and that suicide squad to the bottom of the earth for her. There's just no other option, I can't bring myself to drag her back to a life she clearly doesn't want by force, and I can't stand the idea of having her and then having nothing. As long as we're together there's always a small chance things go differently down there, end better for all of us. If not, Wazy's warnings that worked on everyone else aren't going to keep me from visiting her all the time in her sticky darkness. I wonder what my narehate form would be, I'm sure it would be absolutely eldritch whatever it is.
Tad Fibonacci
I suddenly have the feeling of deja Vu.

Didn't you got silenced for saying how you'd impregnate your wife?
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Vuelo Eluko
There is nothing sexual or even questionable being stated here anywhere. Anything taken as such is mere misinterpretation.

edit: "sticky darkness" refers specifically to the kind of prison she was in, it's not even meant to be taken as a double entendre. Narehate which is what I would be at that point can't even do "that".
edit2: If a mod wants to sperg out over nothing though they are free to, just like last time.
edit3: Maybe they will just finally restrict me again, I'll gladly die for my wife.
edit4: I love my waifu
abraker
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Vuelo Eluko
I wonder what kind of pet she would pick out at the local animal shelter, a rescue that has had a hard life like her? I wanna take her there and find out

Tad Fibonacci
Cats are cute.
levesterz
Rabbit is qt
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Vuelo Eluko
I'd just be walking along when I hear some unusual noises coming from a dumpster in it, I peer inside and see her wrapped in garbage for warmth, looking up at me with an expression like this. I wouldn't know what to do but ask her what her name is to be sure my eyes aren't deceiving me. After that, I suppose I would ask her if anyone else knows she's here, and tell her to not make any more noises as I give her my jacket, promise to return, and nonchalantly walk away with my heart pounding to make it seem like I just threw away a crappy old jacket so that no one gets suspicious and looks inside, but eventually I'll still break into a full sprint with the cold air biting painfully at my lungs as I make it to my jeep which I can use to easily and discretely move her to my warm home.

Tad Fibonacci
Ah, nice to see this thread updated.
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Vuelo Eluko

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Ah, nice to see this thread updated.
it will never fall to page 2
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Vuelo Eluko
Behold

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